A tribute band for Better Than Ezra called Worse Than Better Than Ezra

Will I understand Maroon 5 if I haven't heard Maroon 1-4?

If you bought 10,000 maniacs in 1992 it would be worth 1,000,000 maniacs today

George R.R. Martin’s full name is George Reorge Rartin Martin.

[getting arrested]

me: you’ve got the wrong g-

cop: tell it to the judge

[court]

me: your honor, that cop has the wrong glasses for his face shape

My great grandmother used say that things were better in Russia before the revolution, but I think she was being Tsarcastic.

wtf — what the fuck
ftw — fuck the world/for the win
tfw — that feeling when
wft — who fried this
fwt — fried what though
twf — this wasn’t fried

Going to do a thread of my twitter videos, but since I’m still not entirely sure how copyright / fair use is going to be handled here, I’m just going to do youtube links instead of posting them.

First up, the 12 Angry Men pub video: youtu.be/51-Y9eJSa1w

Every mf'in time

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"

If his first term was any indication, several of these new Trump cabinet picks will eventually write scathing tell-all books about Trump being a lazy and incompetent wannabe-fascist.

I wonder who it will be?