System of a Clown
@themadking.bsky.social
Shitposter formerly known as The Mad King - not affiliated with the parody band of the same name. Is there concrete all around or is it in my head?
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@themadking.bsky.social
· Oct 22
How many gigaboobs is your phone?
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That fucking puto from Kublai Kahn TX went from looking like a homie from the neighborhood in 2018 to fascist bootlicker in 2025
I’m not fucking with traitors
I’m not fucking with traitors
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That fucking puto from Kublai Kahn TX went from looking like a homie from the neighborhood in 2018 to fascist bootlicker in 2025
I’m not fucking with traitors
I’m not fucking with traitors
He was amazing in Penny Dreadful
I will watch anything with Rory Kinnear in it
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He was amazing in Penny Dreadful
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What do people who post pay-walled news articles want us to do with them?
October 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
What do people who post pay-walled news articles want us to do with them?
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Sends you an edible arrangement after we have sex
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sends you an edible arrangement after we have sex
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Access to my energy is a privilege
Once you no longer feel it you’ll understand why
Once you no longer feel it you’ll understand why
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Access to my energy is a privilege
Once you no longer feel it you’ll understand why
Once you no longer feel it you’ll understand why
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Another day, another FML.
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Another day, another FML.
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Remember the last time the Blue Jays were in the World Series and there was a couple having sex against the glass window in one of the suites?… that was pretty cool
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Remember the last time the Blue Jays were in the World Series and there was a couple having sex against the glass window in one of the suites?… that was pretty cool
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Trump commuting Santos is so on brand 🤦🏻♀️ If hiding in your sister’s closet while she was having a slumber party & jerking off were a person it would be George Santos
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Trump commuting Santos is so on brand 🤦🏻♀️ If hiding in your sister’s closet while she was having a slumber party & jerking off were a person it would be George Santos
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Pray for me, my English professor is a swifty
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Pray for me, my English professor is a swifty
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If you think “No Kings” is a terrorist movement but a Nazi group chat is locker room talk then I’d say your lobotomy worked out well! Mazel Tov
October 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If you think “No Kings” is a terrorist movement but a Nazi group chat is locker room talk then I’d say your lobotomy worked out well! Mazel Tov
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Why yes Foghat I would like to take a slow ride.
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why yes Foghat I would like to take a slow ride.
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Hey boy, are you a tree cuz I wanna climb you and feel your wood.
October 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hey boy, are you a tree cuz I wanna climb you and feel your wood.
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Who is the person that keeps forgetting to plug my phone in when I fall asleep?
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Who is the person that keeps forgetting to plug my phone in when I fall asleep?
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Everyone should complain loudly about grocery prices now, like they did during election season, but it will probably still be drowned out by the other third world problems we have in this country
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Everyone should complain loudly about grocery prices now, like they did during election season, but it will probably still be drowned out by the other third world problems we have in this country
Girl done got her boob job a boob job
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Girl done got her boob job a boob job
Alt text can be fun
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Alt text can be fun
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Let me know when AI can translate back and forth between my dog and I
October 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Let me know when AI can translate back and forth between my dog and I
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I’d read you a bedtime story and tuck you in and then watch you sleep.
October 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’d read you a bedtime story and tuck you in and then watch you sleep.
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We took out another boat. Another one. In international waters. Again. What is this.... 4?
We are the terrorists. It's us. We're the bad guys. I don't know how else to say it.
We are the terrorists. It's us. We're the bad guys. I don't know how else to say it.
October 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We took out another boat. Another one. In international waters. Again. What is this.... 4?
We are the terrorists. It's us. We're the bad guys. I don't know how else to say it.
We are the terrorists. It's us. We're the bad guys. I don't know how else to say it.
It's so Maga over there...
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's so Maga over there...
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Coulter Gets "Put In Her Place".....
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Coulter Gets "Put In Her Place".....
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Sexual freedom. Gender freedom.
Body freedom.
Body freedom.
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sexual freedom. Gender freedom.
Body freedom.
Body freedom.
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If Virginia is for lovers which state is for friends that just fuck?
September 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If Virginia is for lovers which state is for friends that just fuck?
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My flex is that I can have a good night of sleep and still be exhausted.
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My flex is that I can have a good night of sleep and still be exhausted.