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@themadking.bsky.social
Shitposter formerly known as The Mad King - not affiliated with the parody band of the same name. Is there concrete all around or is it in my head?
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System of a Clown
@themadking.bsky.social
· Oct 22
How many gigaboobs is your phone?
Like stealing candy from a camel
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Like stealing candy from a camel
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Eye of Saurussy after a big weekend
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Eye of Saurussy after a big weekend
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When there's just not enough middle fingers for this week
January 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
When there's just not enough middle fingers for this week
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Hear me out.. have we tried putting Trump in a pool with a shark and sinking boat about to electrocute him to see what happens?
January 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Hear me out.. have we tried putting Trump in a pool with a shark and sinking boat about to electrocute him to see what happens?
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we should be hibernating
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
we should be hibernating
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A Christmas bukkake but it’s just me covered in icing sugar and sprinkles.
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A Christmas bukkake but it’s just me covered in icing sugar and sprinkles.
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all i want for christmas is a forehead kiss, a fire breathing dragon, and cunnilingus
December 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
all i want for christmas is a forehead kiss, a fire breathing dragon, and cunnilingus
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White Christmas is my favourite song about a bukkake.
December 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
White Christmas is my favourite song about a bukkake.
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Giving you the old Bluesky reach-around (reskeeting your alt & main).
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Giving you the old Bluesky reach-around (reskeeting your alt & main).
He was amazing in Penny Dreadful
I will watch anything with Rory Kinnear in it
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He was amazing in Penny Dreadful
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What do people who post pay-walled news articles want us to do with them?
October 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
What do people who post pay-walled news articles want us to do with them?
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Sends you an edible arrangement after we have sex
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sends you an edible arrangement after we have sex
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Access to my energy is a privilege
Once you no longer feel it you’ll understand why
Once you no longer feel it you’ll understand why
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Access to my energy is a privilege
Once you no longer feel it you’ll understand why
Once you no longer feel it you’ll understand why
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Another day, another FML.
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Another day, another FML.
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Remember the last time the Blue Jays were in the World Series and there was a couple having sex against the glass window in one of the suites?… that was pretty cool
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Remember the last time the Blue Jays were in the World Series and there was a couple having sex against the glass window in one of the suites?… that was pretty cool
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Trump commuting Santos is so on brand 🤦🏻♀️ If hiding in your sister’s closet while she was having a slumber party & jerking off were a person it would be George Santos
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Trump commuting Santos is so on brand 🤦🏻♀️ If hiding in your sister’s closet while she was having a slumber party & jerking off were a person it would be George Santos
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Pray for me, my English professor is a swifty
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Pray for me, my English professor is a swifty
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If you think “No Kings” is a terrorist movement but a Nazi group chat is locker room talk then I’d say your lobotomy worked out well! Mazel Tov
October 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If you think “No Kings” is a terrorist movement but a Nazi group chat is locker room talk then I’d say your lobotomy worked out well! Mazel Tov
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Why yes Foghat I would like to take a slow ride.
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why yes Foghat I would like to take a slow ride.
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Hey boy, are you a tree cuz I wanna climb you and feel your wood.
October 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hey boy, are you a tree cuz I wanna climb you and feel your wood.
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Who is the person that keeps forgetting to plug my phone in when I fall asleep?
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Who is the person that keeps forgetting to plug my phone in when I fall asleep?
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Everyone should complain loudly about grocery prices now, like they did during election season, but it will probably still be drowned out by the other third world problems we have in this country
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Everyone should complain loudly about grocery prices now, like they did during election season, but it will probably still be drowned out by the other third world problems we have in this country
Girl done got her boob job a boob job
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Girl done got her boob job a boob job