ryanmonahan.bsky.social
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Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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[Children’s choir, half tempo] “Well, life on the farm is kinda laid back…”
Jordan Westburg starring in a gritty reboot of Major League
Incredible to see a player directly calling the front office an obstacle the team has to dig down and try to conquer
August 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Wrote about AI, and the way we talk about it all having the quality of a ghost story.

open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
The Spectral Evidence for AI
AI is bad enough on its own without giving it god-like powers
open.substack.com
August 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Trevor Bauer returned from the Japanese minor leagues today, and he immediately surrendered the longest home run in recorded history (594 ft) to Hiroshima’s Elehuris Montero
July 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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pete hegseth's fantasy football commissioner:
April 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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He’s praying to Mecca
April 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I think it's horrific to bomb civilians in order to allow another state to keep bombing the same terrorized, deeply traumatized civilian population. I think that's awful and I'm tired of pretending this opinion is controversial in some way.
Breaking: US airstrikes target the Yemeni capital, Sanaa, with explosions shaking the city. #Yemen
March 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Baseball is back baby
George Brett shits his pants [WITH SUBTITLES]
YouTube video by pantyburp
m.youtube.com
March 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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this is actually one of the easier things to make sense of: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
Protesters on college campuses are domestic terrorists, per the Trump administration.

January 6th insurrections, labeled by the FBI as domestic terrorists, are pardoned by Trump.

Make it make sense.
Bondi claims that pro-Palestinian protesters on college campuses are "domestic terrorists"
March 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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"asymmetric media environment" okay sure but he was president before and told us to drink bleach
February 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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they’re saying coffin flops is not a show www.theguardian.com/world/2024/o...
Funeral home in Poland apologises after body falls from hearse into traffic
Driver in Stalowa Wola described fearing he had hit person after he saw body in road
www.theguardian.com
October 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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i hate it when people point out that Trump acts disrespectfully toward the troops. i mean, yes, but there are bad things about him too
August 28, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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“DON’T TINKER WITH TAYLOR!” SAY SOLDIERS, SPIES
WASHINGTON, Aug 9 (Reuters) - The United States shared information with Austrian authorities to help foil threats to Taylor Swift's concerns in Vienna, the White House said on Friday.
August 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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we should save up all the leap days and then every hundred years have Huge February
December 1, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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A reasonable baseline for a politician is being willing/able to say fuck off when presented with something like this.
The “Zionism is anti-semitism” line was a bigger deal, but the House anti-semitism resolution today also includes this lie: That protesters “violently attacked” the DNC last month and “endangered” members of Congress.
December 6, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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Signaling from The Table Of Success that we are ready for the check.
Breaking News: The FBI seized Mayor Eric Adams’s phones amid an investigation of his 2021 campaign, people close to the matter said. Agents approached Adams on the street before getting into his SUV with him and seizing the devices, one of the people said. nyti.ms/40AUgAw
F.B.I. Seizes Eric Adams’s Phones as Campaign Investigation Intensifies
Days after a raid at Mr. Adams’s chief fund-raiser’s home, federal agents took the mayor’s phones and iPad, two people with knowledge of the matter said.
nyti.ms
November 10, 2023 at 8:45 PM