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bikes, housing, house music

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BIKETHREAD https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oswfohudo77nvnnfwmmtofiu/feed/aaaotcfxywoya

i make music here: https://cirtamoa.bandcamp.com/music
Pinned
also once pulled gotcha on the boulder police lol
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attn: Boulder City Council
“For the first time since 1959, it is now legal to build new corner stores in residential neighbourhoods across Toronto.”
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
took the dub, but in james defense we both finished 6th in our respective fields. so let’s call it a draw?
just realized that bc they're combining fields, i'm gonna be lining up against @jls.cx! it's on, dude!
getting so psyched for 2 days of cyclocross racing (amateur + UCI! (obligatory fuck uci)) at boulder cup this weekend!
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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When you leave in a car you’re thinking “what’s the fastest way to get there?”

When I leave on my bike I’m thinking “what’s the safest way to get there?”

We are not the same
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
just realized that bc they're combining fields, i'm gonna be lining up against @jls.cx! it's on, dude!
getting so psyched for 2 days of cyclocross racing (amateur + UCI! (obligatory fuck uci)) at boulder cup this weekend!
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
getting so psyched for 2 days of cyclocross racing (amateur + UCI! (obligatory fuck uci)) at boulder cup this weekend!
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
rare bike commute in L today, some fucking porsche decided stop signs were suggestions
amazing how it only takes one clueless driver to ruin the enjoyment of a bike commute home
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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what happened to the My Bangers feed 🥺
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Having trouble with flats? Maybe tubeless is right for you 🙂
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
issuing correction to my previous skeet: you do not, under any circumstances, gotta sing the chorus to "no children" by @themountaingoats.bsky.social
on bluesky if you reference the concept of death you get immediately suspended and the more you reference the concept of death the more you get suspended
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
tell ur friends you love them, they deserve it ❤️
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"If we can agree that art is political, it should follow that it matters quite deeply what the art’s politics are."

great interview with @vajra.me about Rakesfall!!
Vajra Chandrasekera (@vajra.me)'s Rakesfall recently received the Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction. In this new interview, Senior Books Editor @cxorlando.bsky.social asks him the author about genre boundaries, violence in fiction, and how Le Guin has inspired his writing:
A Conversation With Vajra Chandrasekera, Author of Rakesfall - Reactor
"I think writers, like all artists, have a responsibility to act as human cultural workers in an actual society"
reactormag.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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ironically what makes star wars stuff best is when it is 'something else, but also star wars'

e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i hadnt listened to any LCD before but all my internet friends were hyping up the album so i got it and listened on a road trip w/ my family. turned the volume way up and then jumped the fuck out of my seat at the drop to the point my mom asked if i was okay. how am i supposed to explain that one.
Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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i've seen enough. i'm calling it for Zohran
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
come fucking on: "The report states that Finley did not brake before the collision. Officers did not ask whether he was using his phone. The report also does not mention two signs positioned before the junction with the multi-use path instructing drivers to yield to pedestrians in the crosswalk."
#Boulder police have closed their investigation into the August crash that killed 88-year-old cyclist Daniel Bench, concluding the driver was not at fault. Advocates say the case highlights how vulnerable cyclists remain on city streets. boulderreportinglab.org/2025/10/30/b...
Boulder police find driver not at fault in crash that killed 88-year-old cyclist
The driver had a yield sign and the cyclist a stop sign. Police concluded the cyclist was at fault for failing to stop.
boulderreportinglab.org
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Cyclocross!
It's important to feel like absolute dogshit on the bike every once in a while.
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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big tech is making money hand over fist and we're all trading gallows humor jokes about whether we'll make it through the next round of layoffs
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
booked a diff flight out of jfk, took an hour taxi over here, and now they booked me back onto a diff flight in LGA without time to get back there 😩
just saying, trains wouldn’t have a fuck ton of cancellations due to weather like my flight
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
just saying, trains wouldn’t have a fuck ton of cancellations due to weather like my flight
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Every time they say, "The cafe car is open and serving," I immediately wonder what her look is.
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
took the citibike into the office.... ebike is nice, way snappier than the ones in boulder. navigating pedestrians jaywalking / ebikes / potholes & construction / cars turning is definitely a full brain exercise lol, but i made it safely. lotta parking protected bike lanes!!
in new york and it's great, walking and taking the train everywhere. i wanna ride a citibike.
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
in new york and it's great, walking and taking the train everywhere. i wanna ride a citibike.
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Ban Right Turn on Red
When turning right, "attention is focused on oncoming traffic from their left — not on people walking across the street or waiting in the bike lane on their right. With their attention elsewhere, drivers are more likely to turn into people outside of cars who have the pedestrian signal to cross.”
Banning Right Turns on Red: Lessons From Atlanta
How road safety activists passed a law that could make roads much safer.
www.planetizen.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM