sanctimonious bikehole
@ryanbonick.com
bikes, housing, house music
boulder CO
ryanbonick.com
BIKETHREAD https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oswfohudo77nvnnfwmmtofiu/feed/aaaotcfxywoya
i make music here: https://cirtamoa.bandcamp.com/music
boulder CO
ryanbonick.com
BIKETHREAD https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oswfohudo77nvnnfwmmtofiu/feed/aaaotcfxywoya
i make music here: https://cirtamoa.bandcamp.com/music
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Caught on Hennepin by @darthblaise.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Caught on Hennepin by @darthblaise.bsky.social
i’m probably not the best person to talk about this since i’m a hardo (to normal people anyways) who rides my bike like 10-15 hours a week, but the hours biking with my (active) brain off are one of the few things that keep me sane… and that’s not even getting into the physical benefits of cardio
not gonna evangelize about it but tbh coming to understand the value of cardio is one of the biggest positive changes I've made of any kind to my adult life, for whatever that's worth
Fitness gurus are always knocking cardio. Well, the elliptical is super effectively for weight loss. It’s low impact so you can do it for long time periods, every day. I can burn 800-1000 calories in an hour. I can do it daily. I lost 100 lbs once doing nothing but that damned boring elliptical.
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i’m probably not the best person to talk about this since i’m a hardo (to normal people anyways) who rides my bike like 10-15 hours a week, but the hours biking with my (active) brain off are one of the few things that keep me sane… and that’s not even getting into the physical benefits of cardio
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Merry Christmas from Chicago!
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Merry Christmas from Chicago!
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hot take we need to bring back the trans atlantic accent send skeet
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
hot take we need to bring back the trans atlantic accent send skeet
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I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!
a man wearing a chicago bears jacket and hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
Alt: a man wearing a chicago bears jacket and hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!
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CALEB WILLIAMS LEGEND
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
CALEB WILLIAMS LEGEND
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hot take we need to bring back the trans atlantic accent send skeet
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
hot take we need to bring back the trans atlantic accent send skeet
the annual tordotcom / now reactormag original story collections are one of my fave things to read in the new year! and it's FREE!!
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
the annual tordotcom / now reactormag original story collections are one of my fave things to read in the new year! and it's FREE!!
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this is just devastating to Boulder and the world
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this is just devastating to Boulder and the world
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
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December 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
incredible first book of an incredible series, can't recommend it enough!!
Too Like the Lightning is part of today's Fiction Finds Goldbox for Kindle! #torbooks
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
incredible first book of an incredible series, can't recommend it enough!!
i feel like i’ve never actually heard a car alarm going off because the car is being broken into??
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i feel like i’ve never actually heard a car alarm going off because the car is being broken into??
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* "it's a liopleurodon, charlie. a magical liopleurodon!"
* "what's that mysterious ticking noise?"
* "ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu, ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha"
* "what's that mysterious ticking noise?"
* "ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu, ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha"
Sometimes people are like "aren't you worried about the kids and their nonsensical new brainrot memes"
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
One of the things we've enjoyed the most about the six-seven phenomenon is the way it comes with a gesture, which we've also seen represented in emoji form as:
🫴 six-seven 🫳
🫴 six-seven 🫳
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
* "it's a liopleurodon, charlie. a magical liopleurodon!"
* "what's that mysterious ticking noise?"
* "ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu, ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha"
* "what's that mysterious ticking noise?"
* "ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu, ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha"
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
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Bluesky has felt sleepy for a while now. I want to encourage everyone to post more. Text is fine, but you know what? People enjoy damn near any picture of something neat. Food, your bike, a cat, whatever. Also, liking is nice, but reposting is what actually helps exposure.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Bluesky has felt sleepy for a while now. I want to encourage everyone to post more. Text is fine, but you know what? People enjoy damn near any picture of something neat. Food, your bike, a cat, whatever. Also, liking is nice, but reposting is what actually helps exposure.
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
i have twiggy ass fucking cyclist arms and i can still do a couple pullups
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i have twiggy ass fucking cyclist arms and i can still do a couple pullups
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
if you self declare as a boulder "native", guess what? you suck www.dailycamera.com/2025/12/08/c...
imagine thinking that being born in a particular city means you should have more rights than anyone else!!
imagine thinking that being born in a particular city means you should have more rights than anyone else!!
Colorado’s growth policies are breaking local budgets – and our environment (Opinion)
For decades, Colorado has followed a formula that treats growth as the measure of success: more jobs, more people, more construction. Yet in a water-stressed, fire-prone, infrastructure-strained st…
www.dailycamera.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
if you self declare as a boulder "native", guess what? you suck www.dailycamera.com/2025/12/08/c...
imagine thinking that being born in a particular city means you should have more rights than anyone else!!
imagine thinking that being born in a particular city means you should have more rights than anyone else!!