that's primaries, which are separate from caucuses

sounds like you need to functionally transfer more energy to those legs 😂

5% is a solid increase!

already hate the marvel / disneyfied star wars "you gotta watch 6 different tv shows / movies to understand this" crossover shit, but this was another level of egregiousness

shucks it was only news if you didn't play fortnite!!! (lmfao)

also: that's what we're gonna do today? all the star wars stans gonna fight about their differences of opinions? lfg 💯

"We do this with everyone that becomes important to us, and that doesn’t only mean the people who are physically present in our lives: we do it to our own lost loved ones, we do it with the long-dead authors of texts that we read and become obsessed by, we do it to our imaginary characters."

"You are still recognizably you, you’re physically rooted in the world, but at the same time you are changed constantly, irrevocably, by your contact with others—your absorption into them, your assimilation of them into yourself. (cont)

Separately: "the idea that we are not like, a glowing ball of self sitting alone in the dark vault of our skull, but something more like one channel in a river delta. Other channels are both tributary and distributary relative to you. Water comes to you and goes from you. (cont)

last jedi was bad but not in the way ppl hated on it. took a big swing trying to break up all the tropey shit set up in TFA, only for RoS to spend the whole movie retconning.

just give rian johnson an entire fucking trilogy so the plot isn't spent being hit back and forth like a ping pong ball

yup that's the only reason I'm registered as a D (not that I've actually managed to attend a caucus yet lol).

also worth calling out that in CO, you can vote in 1 primary even if you're independent (you receive both primary ballots)

we are fancier with like race timing chips most of the time

usually just takes a person counting people as they cross the line! 🥰

ugh that one is always right in the feels.

"spend the first five years trying to get with the plan, and the next five years trying to get with your friends again."

it was 2017! one of the rare concert videos i actually go back to and relive

i got to see them at pitchfork in like 2016? they opened with dance yrself clean and i handed my tote bag off to my roommate so i could mosh to it lol

"it's spelled wrong"
"what, LCD?"

so sorry for your loss :(

omnicom sounds like a made up scifi villain corporation lmao

bright yellow "YIELD TO PEDESTRIANS" sign and we blame the cyclist? this is not to mention that other similar crossings don't have the (stupid, imo, unless you're going 20+ mph) stop sign on the path.