rurik
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[Every single thing that has ever happened] sent us to hell - but we're going even deeper - take back everything that we've lost!
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You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
Best Movies I first watched this year, alphabetically because ranking is fake:
Anora
Bugonia
Burning
Carnival of Souls
Eephus
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
Nights of Cabiria
One Battle After Another
Oppenheimer
Ratcatcher
Vagabond
Wake Up Dead Man
Anora
Bugonia
Burning
Carnival of Souls
Eephus
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
Nights of Cabiria
One Battle After Another
Oppenheimer
Ratcatcher
Vagabond
Wake Up Dead Man
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Best Movies I first watched this year, alphabetically because ranking is fake:
Anora
Bugonia
Burning
Carnival of Souls
Eephus
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
Nights of Cabiria
One Battle After Another
Oppenheimer
Ratcatcher
Vagabond
Wake Up Dead Man
Anora
Bugonia
Burning
Carnival of Souls
Eephus
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
Nights of Cabiria
One Battle After Another
Oppenheimer
Ratcatcher
Vagabond
Wake Up Dead Man
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Can't believe memes stole this from The Killers (1946)
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can't believe memes stole this from The Killers (1946)
Talk a lot of shit about the criterions but when they hit they HIT
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Talk a lot of shit about the criterions but when they hit they HIT
Three Billboards has to be one of the worst movies I've seen in A WHILE. What is everyone talking about with that movie
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Three Billboards has to be one of the worst movies I've seen in A WHILE. What is everyone talking about with that movie
Reading a TTRPG that has sections about critical successes/misses, and when someone can try a failed roll again is giving me whiplash. It's such a solved problem and you could teach your audience to be cooler than this
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reading a TTRPG that has sections about critical successes/misses, and when someone can try a failed roll again is giving me whiplash. It's such a solved problem and you could teach your audience to be cooler than this
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
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guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
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the amount of raw, unadulterated fear that many Americans have of even small cities is never going to stop being darkly hilarious to me
September 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the amount of raw, unadulterated fear that many Americans have of even small cities is never going to stop being darkly hilarious to me
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I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.
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i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?
September 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?
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"my god, it seems like the institutions and infrastructure that undergird our entire capitalist society from snout to tail are falling in line behind fascists with absolutely zero pushback?! why is that??" i say as occam's razor stops being a principal and starts bisecting my windpipe
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"my god, it seems like the institutions and infrastructure that undergird our entire capitalist society from snout to tail are falling in line behind fascists with absolutely zero pushback?! why is that??" i say as occam's razor stops being a principal and starts bisecting my windpipe
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
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must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for
Not sure if how many of the highly regarded Criterion movies I think are mid at best makes me less of a film snob or more of one
August 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not sure if how many of the highly regarded Criterion movies I think are mid at best makes me less of a film snob or more of one
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My country, America, yearns for freedom
BREAKING: China has officially banned cryptocurrency trading, mining, and related services
August 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My country, America, yearns for freedom
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There is no acceptable sacrificial lamb to appease purity culture. Whatever weird little pervert you are personally icked by should not be collateral damage in a discussion where, essentially, banks are vying to be the arbiters of morality so they can decide whose dirty evil money they get to pocket
July 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
There is no acceptable sacrificial lamb to appease purity culture. Whatever weird little pervert you are personally icked by should not be collateral damage in a discussion where, essentially, banks are vying to be the arbiters of morality so they can decide whose dirty evil money they get to pocket
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i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse
July 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse