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aka rubitistan aka rubitrightintomyeyes
she/her
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beerlaimbill.bsky.social
NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory”

WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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edzitron.com
Sadly Elon Musk has made me laugh exactly once, and I don't think it was deliberate.
Perhaps the most revealing moment in the PayPal saga happened at its outset. In March, 2000, as the merger was under way, Musk was driving his new McLaren, with Thiel in the passenger seat. The two were on Sand Hill Road, an artery that cuts through Silicon Valley. Thiel asked Musk, “So what can this do?” Musk replied, “Watch this,” then floored the gas pedal, hit an embankment, and sent the car airborne and spinning before it slammed back onto the pavement, blowing out its suspension and its windows. “This isn’t insured,” Musk told Thiel. Musk’s critics have used the story to illustrate his reckless showboating, but it also underscores how often Musk has been rewarded for that behavior: he repaired the McLaren, drove it for several more years, then reportedly sold it at a profit. Musk delights in telling the story, lingering on the risk to his life. In one interview, asked whether there were parallels with his approach to building companies, Musk said, “I hope not.” Appearing to consider the idea, he added, “Watch this. Yeah, that could be awkward with a rocket launch.”
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
this is fucking ghoulish
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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miriamposner.com
WE WON. I am *begging* you to take note of who did this. *Not* UCLA admin—they’re still scuttling around behind closed doors, attempting to appease—but FACULTY AND STAFF, led by AAUP.
veenadubal.bsky.social Veena Dubal @veenadubal.bsky.social · 6h
BREAKING: In AAUP et al v. Trump (wall-to-wall union lawsuit challenging the administration’s unlawful use of TItle VI to reshape the University of California system), the faculty and staff of the UC system WON!!!

We were granted our preliminary injunction! @aaup.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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flancortes.bsky.social
Its da bat
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
Exactly! If Democrats need to focus on affordability, just ... focus on affordability. Don't constantly give lectures about how other people with the exact same job as you need to do it differently.
startria.bsky.social startria.bsky.social @startria.bsky.social · 4h
Step aside from even the content. Why are you advising on messaging- just deliver the message. Reminds me of Newsom saying he doesn't know what the Dem party stands for on his podcast. Motherfucker you are the dem party!
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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gwillow.me
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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thorbenson.bsky.social
So that's why he's called the head of state
Rodney Dangerfield doing a punchline
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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francesmeh.reviews
he was so real for this
From: jeevacation@gmail.com Sent: 4/2/2013 8:43:16 PM To: [redacted] Subject: Importance: High heard someone talking about suicide today. not something i'd ever consider no matter how bad things got - that's a jeffrey epstein guarantee
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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lauraolin.bsky.social
Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
jackjenkins.me Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 8h
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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antitoxicpeople.bsky.social
For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
ok you know what? in this instance i fully support anish kapoor being aggressively litigious
sorayanadiamcdonald.com Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · 3h
In the official photo provided by Bongino, the faces are blurred out.

That's ... not how any of this works.
'The Bean' artist, Chicago nonprofit respond to Border Patrol photo op: report
www.fox32chicago.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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samthielman.com
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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ryan.blacksky.app
a cute puppy using a laptop
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
Literally no one asked for this article
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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ianboudreau.com
Comforting to think that even now, Trump is experiencing some form of ice cold terror
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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parkermolloy.com
Watching the Trump/MTG feud like
Guy holding a sign that says "I just hope both teams lose"
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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alexjkane.bsky.social
Never in history has a pope been so close to streaming a playthrough of Fallout: New Vegas
them.us Them @them.us · 10h
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
Basically saying "if you do crime for me, I won't only pardon you--I'll give you millions of dollars of public money." Truly unprecedented level of corruption

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Michael Flynn, DOJ in Settlement Talks Over $50 Million Claim
The Justice Department has been discussing settlements with two former officials from Donald Trump’s first term who — like the president — claim they’re owed major payouts from the US government as vi...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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impormable.bsky.social
ernie bushmiller invented funko pops
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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mowsyling.bsky.social
This is getting funnier & funnier... 🤭
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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mugrimm.bsky.social
Sure why not lol
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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ultrakillblast.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
Sorry to fed post but these guys just gotta die. This is fucking crazy. She deserved so much better
redpencilscript.bsky.social Ellie Leonard @redpencilscript.bsky.social · 1d
To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM