Rohan Bewick
@rohanbewick.bsky.social
Lefty. Gooner. Homo.
CFS/ME.
Hater of introductory self-descriptions.
Enjoyer of books and the countryside.
CFS/ME.
Hater of introductory self-descriptions.
Enjoyer of books and the countryside.
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/2 That’s because I think the choice between a mainstream vibe-collectivist (who only seems extreme through Overton Window abuse) and a cult of white nationalist nihilists is not a close call. Taking the least charitable view of Mamdani, we’ve lived with it plenty before, and he’s not a psychopath.
January 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
/2 That’s because I think the choice between a mainstream vibe-collectivist (who only seems extreme through Overton Window abuse) and a cult of white nationalist nihilists is not a close call. Taking the least charitable view of Mamdani, we’ve lived with it plenty before, and he’s not a psychopath.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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One of the amusements of this time of year is watching the Americans immediately returning to work and instantly dissolving into a fit of rage whilst we all wander around in a sort of cheese based calenderless fugue
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
One of the amusements of this time of year is watching the Americans immediately returning to work and instantly dissolving into a fit of rage whilst we all wander around in a sort of cheese based calenderless fugue
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How would you motivate people to study foreign languages?
This German caller has the ultimate, definitive answer.
[I love this so much 💙]
This German caller has the ultimate, definitive answer.
[I love this so much 💙]
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
How would you motivate people to study foreign languages?
This German caller has the ultimate, definitive answer.
[I love this so much 💙]
This German caller has the ultimate, definitive answer.
[I love this so much 💙]
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Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
Though, in Britain, we would say "shat upon".
A Costa Rican way of expressing frustration (similar to “for fuck’s sake”) is me cago en todo lo cagable. It means “I shit on everything that can be shitted on.” I guess you could also translate it as “I shit upon all that is shittable.”
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Though, in Britain, we would say "shat upon".
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
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I’ve missed the Twitter experience. Over here, when I say hello, nobody responds with “what about black on black crime in Chicago?”
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’ve missed the Twitter experience. Over here, when I say hello, nobody responds with “what about black on black crime in Chicago?”
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
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I absolutely love the argument that this is somehow due to European warmongering. When the Cold War was over, Europeans couldn't wait to destroy their militaries and if it weren't for Russian aggression, the entire EU put together would probably make like 7 tanks a year
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I absolutely love the argument that this is somehow due to European warmongering. When the Cold War was over, Europeans couldn't wait to destroy their militaries and if it weren't for Russian aggression, the entire EU put together would probably make like 7 tanks a year
I'm sorry, America, but what the fuck?!?
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm sorry, America, but what the fuck?!?
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these companies are just cartoon evil
And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
these companies are just cartoon evil
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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The fact that immigrant children of basically every ethnicity outperform native-born Americans in standardised test is so well established it has a name: the immigrant paradox.
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The fact that immigrant children of basically every ethnicity outperform native-born Americans in standardised test is so well established it has a name: the immigrant paradox.
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sick of them putting the chemicals in the water turning the frikkin fonts gay
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
sick of them putting the chemicals in the water turning the frikkin fonts gay
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I was going to post mocking this but then I thought about it and you know what, replacing real-life cable news political opinion commentators with AIs seems positive. You don't really lose any factual accuracy and they can't go onto run government departments
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was going to post mocking this but then I thought about it and you know what, replacing real-life cable news political opinion commentators with AIs seems positive. You don't really lose any factual accuracy and they can't go onto run government departments
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choo choo, motherfucker
Get a load of this. 😆
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
choo choo, motherfucker
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people have been saying “europe will be unrecognisable in twenty years!” for over fifty years and by people i mean cunts
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
people have been saying “europe will be unrecognisable in twenty years!” for over fifty years and by people i mean cunts
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Free speechwriting tip for the PM: www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Free speechwriting tip for the PM: www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
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I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to any of the Winchester College scholarship pupils who may have been offended by my friendly banter during our time there.
When I yelled 'povo' and chanted 'your mother collects Esso tokens' at you, please know that no malice was intended.
When I yelled 'povo' and chanted 'your mother collects Esso tokens' at you, please know that no malice was intended.
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to any of the Winchester College scholarship pupils who may have been offended by my friendly banter during our time there.
When I yelled 'povo' and chanted 'your mother collects Esso tokens' at you, please know that no malice was intended.
When I yelled 'povo' and chanted 'your mother collects Esso tokens' at you, please know that no malice was intended.
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Fair enough. Just because a guy's infallible doesn't mean he's always right.
really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Fair enough. Just because a guy's infallible doesn't mean he's always right.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”