Rockets Redglare
rocketsredglare.bsky.social
Rockets Redglare
@rocketsredglare.bsky.social
Democracy apologist. Savory dips enthusiast. I profess the humanities at a university.
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me, reaching up out of the storm sewer to grab your ankle: i've looked everywhere but there's no rock and roll down here. this city is not built on it tell everyone you know
March 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social … just curious… has that pitch you’re waiting for arrived yet? Or are you just going to strike out looking?
February 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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There hasn't actually been a serious border security problem between Canada and the US.

Wanna know a good way to create one? Create incentives in the tens of billions of dollars for successful smuggling operations.
February 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I hate that it's gotten this far, but if countries want to counter a US-imposed trade war, they should make Elon Musk's companies a focus of their retaliation.
Those business interests have effectively merged with the US executive branch, and decision-makers value them more than the American people.
February 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I saw DEI with Goody Proctor dancing naked around a kettle in the forest!!!
January 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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There's some holes in this house
There's some holes in this house
I said upgrading houses, seven days a week
Weatherization assistance program, make those heating costs weak!
As part of my heat pump research I am learning about Rhode Island's Weatherization Assistance Program, WAP for short
January 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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Dammit they made one that finally got me
December 18, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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Democrats refuse to learn their lesson. Refuse to take generational change seriously. Refuse to spotlight the party’s most effective communicators.
December 17, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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I will never stop being aghast that the United States built a higher education system that was literally the envy of the entire world—our bitterest political enemies nonetheless sent their children to us to be educated, it was so good—& then just decided to systematically, ruthlessly dismantle it
December 16, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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British dumbass: Ok I’m going to give you the most softball interview of all time, I am only here to do propaganda for you, all you need to do is show a human side to billionaires

Billionaire: *complete silence for 30 seconds, hisses, eyes turn jet black, speaks backwards in Sumerian*
Good morning to everyone who likes seeing Peter Thiel so so so scared ONLY
December 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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I said no fresh hell!! we have hell at home
December 13, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
projects.propublica.org
March 22, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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yes this seems bad. But did you know there are some pretty annoying left wing undergrads at elite private colleges bsky.app/profile/nina...
@timmiller.bsky.social published Kash Patel's "Executive Branch Deep State" list, originally an appendix to his "Government Gangsters" book, and posted it on xitter.

50+ current and former officials who Patel intends to target.

I'm on it, for my 3 months of government service.
December 3, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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it's a great system we have: one party is a snakepit of insane fascist sex creeps. the other is pathologically allergic to wielding power
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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It’s really cool to be able to go to genius.com and not just see the lyrics of a song but also read analysis written by people experiencing concussion symptoms and/or carbon monoxide exposure
November 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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All Americans who meet basic standards are welcome in the military, we need numbers and various skills to be as strong as possible = identity politics

Purge identity groups I don’t like from the military, my identity group should be the only one, or at least predominate = not identity politics
November 25, 2024 at 2:22 PM