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not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I’m a Gen X parent, but it’s not super flattering to Gen X parents as a cohort that “found family” is now its own movie genre.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m a Gen X parent, but it’s not super flattering to Gen X parents as a cohort that “found family” is now its own movie genre.
Mac Jones will be available....
You don't come back from putting down tape like that. No one does. defector.com/j-j-mccarthy...
J.J. McCarthy Sucks | Defector
I’ve seen enough of J.J. McCarthy. On a weekend where draftmates Bo Nix and Drake Maye assumed full command of the AFC, there was the Vikings quarterback, playing football as if he had acute lead pois...
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November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Mac Jones will be available....
All parking should be free. Ban paid parking.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
All parking should be free. Ban paid parking.
They will say anything to defend their guy
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They will say anything to defend their guy
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Until I was 14, I thought that women were tired when pregnant because they had to concentrate on building the tricky bits of their baby's body. I always assumed that eyes would be really hard. 5 kids now. Very tiring. No idea how to build an eye.
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Until I was 14, I thought that women were tired when pregnant because they had to concentrate on building the tricky bits of their baby's body. I always assumed that eyes would be really hard. 5 kids now. Very tiring. No idea how to build an eye.
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Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.
Remember when we all thought it couldn't get any worse than Bush/Cheney/Rove? Oh, good times ...
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Remember when we all thought it couldn't get any worse than Bush/Cheney/Rove? Oh, good times ...
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TIRED: I can’t go to bed, the game’s still on.
WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.
WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
TIRED: I can’t go to bed, the game’s still on.
WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.
WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.
This entire thread is epic and not a Key & Peele skit. These are real human beings.
October 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This entire thread is epic and not a Key & Peele skit. These are real human beings.
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This means that there's at least a small chance that the Cowboys front office came to Jerry Jones with the Micah Parsons trade, he meant to flip them off, gave them the thumbs up by accident, and has been pretending it's what he meant all along since
From @theathletic.com: Jerry Jones was caught flashing his middle finger to the crowd during Sunday’s game against the Jets, but the Cowboys owner said he actually meant to signal a thumbs-up.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says middle finger was accidental: ‘The intention was thumbs-up’
Jones said his middle finger gesture was “unfortunate" and not intended during the Cowboys' win against the Jets.
nyti.ms
October 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This means that there's at least a small chance that the Cowboys front office came to Jerry Jones with the Micah Parsons trade, he meant to flip them off, gave them the thumbs up by accident, and has been pretending it's what he meant all along since
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
The Titans may not win a game this season
September 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Titans may not win a game this season
It's hilarious that Vanderbilt (!!) is ranked higher than Notre Dame in this week's poll. Honestly, it's kind of amazing that Vandy is ranked at all
September 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's hilarious that Vanderbilt (!!) is ranked higher than Notre Dame in this week's poll. Honestly, it's kind of amazing that Vandy is ranked at all
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the difference between the right and left is the right will see pronouns in an email and then burn the government to the ground while the left will get fired for not adequately expressing sadness over kirk and just go “ah bummer i should have been nicer :/“
September 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
the difference between the right and left is the right will see pronouns in an email and then burn the government to the ground while the left will get fired for not adequately expressing sadness over kirk and just go “ah bummer i should have been nicer :/“
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The right wing is really struggle to understand why more people want to kill guys whose ideology is "we need a race war to purge the country" than guys whose ideology is "we should have free healthcare".
September 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The right wing is really struggle to understand why more people want to kill guys whose ideology is "we need a race war to purge the country" than guys whose ideology is "we should have free healthcare".
Safety is definitely not very important when you're sending rockets into space
It's full steam ahead for NASA, according to Sean Duffy, the agency's acting administrator. During an internal employee town hall, Duffy warned of "letting safety be the enemy of progress" when it comes to winning the space race, according to a recording obtained by NBC News.
Interim NASA head tells agency that it will beat China back to the moon
Acting NASA administrator Sean Duffy also told agency employees not to let "safety be the enemy of progress."
nbcnews.to
September 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Safety is definitely not very important when you're sending rockets into space
Concerning how many items I check-off on this list www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/cl.... On the other hand, living an unhealthy lifestyle is going to finally pay off when the COVID vax is banned
Underlying Conditions and the Higher Risk for Severe COVID-19
Learn risk factors for severe outcomes from COVID-19 and actions to take.
www.cdc.gov
September 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Concerning how many items I check-off on this list www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/cl.... On the other hand, living an unhealthy lifestyle is going to finally pay off when the COVID vax is banned
Just read someone complaining that Jaws (Jaws!) is "flawed" because it has action-adventure beats AND horror beats. Got 'em, game over. No one has ever noticed that before.
September 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This is why the Dems always lose
August 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is why the Dems always lose
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I’ve been a Mariah stan since her Cribs appearance, and she keeps on giving.
August 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I’ve been a Mariah stan since her Cribs appearance, and she keeps on giving.
After the festival, the town square was a messy clanjamfray of discarded flyers, half-eaten food, and forgotten trinkets.
August 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
After the festival, the town square was a messy clanjamfray of discarded flyers, half-eaten food, and forgotten trinkets.