Reza Kazemi
@rezakazemi.co
Multi-enthusiast.
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
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Disgusting: angry Canadian sports fans BOO opera singer performing national anthem
February 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Disgusting: angry Canadian sports fans BOO opera singer performing national anthem
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Wow.
our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Wow.
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umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
January 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
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cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen
January 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen
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Google used to be a useful tool, now it's filled with lies and AI generated misinformation
January 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Google used to be a useful tool, now it's filled with lies and AI generated misinformation
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Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
January 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
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Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
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it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories
January 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories
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this image is from 2002
January 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this image is from 2002
The @unicode.org people could do the funniest thing and add the “verified” badge as a new emoji. Let’s have some fun.
December 29, 2024 at 9:50 AM
The @unicode.org people could do the funniest thing and add the “verified” badge as a new emoji. Let’s have some fun.
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She's only on screen in a few scenes, but the lady with the big glasses that kisses Robocop at the holiday party is one of the hottest women in the history of film
December 24, 2024 at 4:33 PM
She's only on screen in a few scenes, but the lady with the big glasses that kisses Robocop at the holiday party is one of the hottest women in the history of film
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When Houmous says something funny to the whole fridge.
December 23, 2024 at 11:06 AM
When Houmous says something funny to the whole fridge.
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Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back.
www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
Never Forgive Them
In the last year, I’ve spent about 200,000 words on a kind of personal journey where I’ve tried again and again to work out why everything digital feels so broken, and why it seems to keep getting wor...
www.wheresyoured.at
December 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back.
www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
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"what do we do about alienated young men?" i dunno, what do we do about anybody? let them flounder in shit work until they get disabled and die? we don't do anything for anyone. maybe the problem is the same problem that's driven all of us off a cliff and alienated young men are actually just humans
December 9, 2024 at 8:14 PM
"what do we do about alienated young men?" i dunno, what do we do about anybody? let them flounder in shit work until they get disabled and die? we don't do anything for anyone. maybe the problem is the same problem that's driven all of us off a cliff and alienated young men are actually just humans
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Thank you for the map of the United States pop crave
Police believe the suspected gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO has left New York City.
December 6, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Thank you for the map of the United States pop crave
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I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
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This is Maestro Fresh Wes erasure
December 2, 2024 at 5:59 PM
This is Maestro Fresh Wes erasure