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david gabe 🦈
@requiem-shark.bsky.social
yes i'm an actual, certificated educator. 30. demigender/prettyboy
They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING"
new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being

Salty about being allergic to nuts
Pinned
My friend Ruben is more than halfway to his goal, even a couple of bucks would help.

They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
Donate to Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire, organized by Sophie Stuckle
Hello, my name is Sophie. On October 30th, me and my partner Ruben lost everyt… Sophie Stuckle needs your support for Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire
gofund.me
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Happy Valentine's Day 💝chocolate Chiitan🍫

チョコちぃたん☆ですっ☆
エクレアみたいなもんですっ☆
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Who decided to have Olympic events on Friday the 13th? I've lost count of the amount of skaters i watched hit the deck
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
sometimes you gotta eat your lunch by yourself so you can verbally say "yum yum yum" after every bite
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Teehee!!!
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
@princegender → @requiem-shark 🩶☺️
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
my left blinker really does sound so much nicer than my right blinker. i wonder if this is standard in cars
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
i love approaching a table in the staff room and saying "if i sit quietly listening to music and don't talk can i eat here" and everyone's always been happy to acquiesce
#LonersTogetherIGuess
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Los Angeles mayor signs new directive banning federal immigration agents from using city-owned property
Los Angeles mayor signs new directive banning federal immigration agents from using city-owned property
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass signed a new executive directive Tuesday that bans federal immigration agents from using city-owned or city-controlled property and orders the LAPD to preserve all evid…
ktla.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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my favorite recent pastime has been to watch some kind of winter olympic sport that involves jumps and say “weeeeee” anytime the athlete is in the air
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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While watching Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday, you may have noticed the artist climbing electrical poles with other performers while singing “El Apagón.

The song, literally translating to “the blackout," references the devastating and ongoing power outages in Puerto Rico.
Here’s the Thing About Bad Bunny’s Light Poles
The artist scaled an electric pole while performing “El Apagón,” which literally translates to "the blackout."
www.motherjones.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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I’m going to go slip into something more cumbersome
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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i see a pot, i stir it.
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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LAUSD teacher featured in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime show
LAUSD teacher featured in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime show
In addition to a California couple getting married onstage and a cameo from beloved Highland Park taco shop Villa’s Tacos, an LAUSD teacher was also part of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show at …
ktla.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Love watching snowboarding 'cause every time the announcers say someone's goofy footed i think they're telling her to put her clown shoes on
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Haha get her ass @ufw.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM