Minerva P Kelley
@doubleca5t.bsky.social
30 / Former YouTuber / Niche Internet Microcelebrity / habitual shitposter / The Transgender Craze Seducing Your Daughters
Idk how controversial an opinion this is but Christmas themed porn feels unnecessary to me. Never have I been jacking off around the holidays and thought "I wish this were a little more festive"
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Idk how controversial an opinion this is but Christmas themed porn feels unnecessary to me. Never have I been jacking off around the holidays and thought "I wish this were a little more festive"
CYGAMES!!! MAKE ANOTHER SEASON OF CINDERELLA GRAY, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
CYGAMES!!! MAKE ANOTHER SEASON OF CINDERELLA GRAY, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!
Actually crazy that Heated Rivalry is popping off so hard. Like never in my life could I imagine the fujos could win this big, they got a BL hockey drama based off MCU fanfiction doing Game of Thrones numbers with locals
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Actually crazy that Heated Rivalry is popping off so hard. Like never in my life could I imagine the fujos could win this big, they got a BL hockey drama based off MCU fanfiction doing Game of Thrones numbers with locals
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Found a perfect song!! Thank you!!
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Found a perfect song!! Thank you!!
My wife: "you're always saying shit like 'we should watch this new anime called Poop From a Butt That's Bad and Is Stinky, I've heard it's really good'"
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My wife: "you're always saying shit like 'we should watch this new anime called Poop From a Butt That's Bad and Is Stinky, I've heard it's really good'"
How the fuck do these two have the same seiyu??? Sora Tokui I am in awe of your range
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How the fuck do these two have the same seiyu??? Sora Tokui I am in awe of your range
One of the real insult to injury aspects of the second Trump administration is that not only has everyone in the government become like 50% more Nazi, they've also all become 1000% more reddit
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
One of the real insult to injury aspects of the second Trump administration is that not only has everyone in the government become like 50% more Nazi, they've also all become 1000% more reddit
I don't care how Chinese we're all becoming you will pry my cool refreshing glasses of ice water from my cold dead hands
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I don't care how Chinese we're all becoming you will pry my cool refreshing glasses of ice water from my cold dead hands
A little while ago I realized that investigative journalists who work in video exclusively use sparse, echoey marimbas for their background music and now I can't stop noticing it
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A little while ago I realized that investigative journalists who work in video exclusively use sparse, echoey marimbas for their background music and now I can't stop noticing it
For sale: Spirit Bursts, never busted (wouldn't land on Speed)
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
For sale: Spirit Bursts, never busted (wouldn't land on Speed)
SpongeBob big guy pants ok SpongeBob big guy pants ok SpongeBob big guy pants ok SpongeBob big guy pants ok
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
SpongeBob big guy pants ok SpongeBob big guy pants ok SpongeBob big guy pants ok SpongeBob big guy pants ok
I just know her AO3 bookmarks are diabolical
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I just know her AO3 bookmarks are diabolical
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tachycafe; i hope everyone agrees that tachyon is an "all attack, zero defense" glass cannon when it comes to cafe
#dlarts #umamusume
#dlarts #umamusume
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
tachycafe; i hope everyone agrees that tachyon is an "all attack, zero defense" glass cannon when it comes to cafe
#dlarts #umamusume
#dlarts #umamusume
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Matching tracksuits will never be corny 🤝
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Matching tracksuits will never be corny 🤝
You know at first I laughed at that Blue Lock panel where the guy says "have you ever played soccer with your life on the line?" cause I was like under no circumstances does anyone need to play soccer with their life on the line but then I remembered that Brazil exists
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You know at first I laughed at that Blue Lock panel where the guy says "have you ever played soccer with your life on the line?" cause I was like under no circumstances does anyone need to play soccer with their life on the line but then I remembered that Brazil exists
Sometimes you win a game and sometimes the other team just loses
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sometimes you win a game and sometimes the other team just loses
Jeffree Star is what Trump would be like if he wasn't closeted
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Jeffree Star is what Trump would be like if he wasn't closeted
Wicked scratches an itch for the femslash people because it does a gender flipped version of that thing a lot of shounen anime do where the relationship between the same gender main characters is a bond stronger than all of space and time and the opposite gender love interest is there also I guess
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wicked scratches an itch for the femslash people because it does a gender flipped version of that thing a lot of shounen anime do where the relationship between the same gender main characters is a bond stronger than all of space and time and the opposite gender love interest is there also I guess
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
Would you still love me if I was the God Emperor of Dune?
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Would you still love me if I was the God Emperor of Dune?
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
The only problem with coming to Seattle in the fall is that it's too cold out to see the nudist puppy girls ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The only problem with coming to Seattle in the fall is that it's too cold out to see the nudist puppy girls ☹️