Minerva P Kelley
@doubleca5t.bsky.social
30 / Former YouTuber / Niche Internet Microcelebrity / habitual shitposter / The Transgender Craze Seducing Your Daughters
Come get your man he pulled up an "ending explained" youtube video for the movie we just finished watching
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Come get your man he pulled up an "ending explained" youtube video for the movie we just finished watching
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SEATTLE WON THE SUPER BOWL LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
SEATTLE WON THE SUPER BOWL LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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a "brat Credit Card?" they gave her a "brat Credit Card?" they had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST POPSTARS OF ALL TIME, A "BRAT CREDIT CARD?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
a "brat Credit Card?" they gave her a "brat Credit Card?" they had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST POPSTARS OF ALL TIME, A "BRAT CREDIT CARD?"
Extrapolating from current trends, the future of American politics is a diverse coalition of black and brown neonazis fighting against a silent majority of maoist third worldist white suburbanites who want to institute woke sharia
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Extrapolating from current trends, the future of American politics is a diverse coalition of black and brown neonazis fighting against a silent majority of maoist third worldist white suburbanites who want to institute woke sharia
I'm glad we've all agreed that the red nub in the middle of a lenovo thinkpad keyboard is it's clitoris that was a good call we have made collectively
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I'm glad we've all agreed that the red nub in the middle of a lenovo thinkpad keyboard is it's clitoris that was a good call we have made collectively
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[earth wind and fire voice] 🎵 let's goon tonight 🎵
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
[earth wind and fire voice] 🎵 let's goon tonight 🎵
on one hand all art is political but on the other hand it does get funny when fandom ppl talk about shipping or fanfiction as if it's a form of activism. like buddy we're impregnating gojo satoru here, this isn't exactly the march on washington
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 AM
on one hand all art is political but on the other hand it does get funny when fandom ppl talk about shipping or fanfiction as if it's a form of activism. like buddy we're impregnating gojo satoru here, this isn't exactly the march on washington
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
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Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear
The thing that kills me about vaping is that not only did it get everyone addicted to nicotine again but it doesn't even look cool
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The thing that kills me about vaping is that not only did it get everyone addicted to nicotine again but it doesn't even look cool
All the Epstein stuff coming out just makes Merrick Garland (already a generational loser) look like even more of a dipshit cause wdym you were sitting on all this horrifying info and you just... let it sit??? For the entire Biden admin??????
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
All the Epstein stuff coming out just makes Merrick Garland (already a generational loser) look like even more of a dipshit cause wdym you were sitting on all this horrifying info and you just... let it sit??? For the entire Biden admin??????
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presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres
Ms Kobayashi's Dragon Maid is such a weird series from a fandom perspective because a lot of yuri fans absolutely swear by it and really talk up the cute domesticity of it and then you actually watch the show and you get hit with
January 30, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Ms Kobayashi's Dragon Maid is such a weird series from a fandom perspective because a lot of yuri fans absolutely swear by it and really talk up the cute domesticity of it and then you actually watch the show and you get hit with
One of the lowkey craziest consequences of the Gaza Genocide is the number of posts from Holocaust museums/memorials that reveal they're run by right-wing Zionists. Like wdym the people in charge of memorializing history's most infamous genocide are coming out as PRO genocide????
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 AM
One of the lowkey craziest consequences of the Gaza Genocide is the number of posts from Holocaust museums/memorials that reveal they're run by right-wing Zionists. Like wdym the people in charge of memorializing history's most infamous genocide are coming out as PRO genocide????
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I've had enough of this foolishness. Guards, milk her prostate
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I've had enough of this foolishness. Guards, milk her prostate
any time I say something that involves the words "situation" and "crazy" in the same sentence I just picture this mf making a reaction video about whatever it is I'm talking about
January 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
any time I say something that involves the words "situation" and "crazy" in the same sentence I just picture this mf making a reaction video about whatever it is I'm talking about
SEAHAWKS GOING TO DA SUPER BOWL LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
SEAHAWKS GOING TO DA SUPER BOWL LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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new fit what we thinkin
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
new fit what we thinkin