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[dead in the morgue] *one leg outside body bag*
December 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
[dead in the morgue] *one leg outside body bag*
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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I woke up to Uni on me
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I woke up to Uni on me
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they're calling me tom scott the way I be at a location
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
they're calling me tom scott the way I be at a location
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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ME: i just want to feel safe
OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it
OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ME: i just want to feel safe
OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it
OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it
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This wine tastes like I’m about to order McDonald’s
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This wine tastes like I’m about to order McDonald’s
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ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
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Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!
Seasons greetings from your old friend Santa! With Christmas just a few short days away, Santa is hard at work at the North Pole, making presents for all you good boys and girls. But this year, Santa ...
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December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
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i love being mid level tipsy. i think im so pretty and smart when im mid level tipsy
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i love being mid level tipsy. i think im so pretty and smart when im mid level tipsy
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/
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tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
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[opening another box of coal] what the hell, all my presents were redacted
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
[opening another box of coal] what the hell, all my presents were redacted
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just like me fr
Going into 2026 like
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
just like me fr
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don’t forget to lube your chimney
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
don’t forget to lube your chimney
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my body is a machine that turns disk space into not enough disk space
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
my body is a machine that turns disk space into not enough disk space
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damn now I need to come up with something for 2026
in 2025 I will probably go on the computer
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
damn now I need to come up with something for 2026
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sorry for being a gamer
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
sorry for being a gamer