Bog Dolphin
@remirogers.bsky.social
Queer. RVT. Leftist. If the sun will rise even one more time, so will I.
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A mari and stars or snowflakes
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A mari and stars or snowflakes
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Named my fists Jenna and Barbara because they've both been inside Laura Bush
named my fists rosencrantz and guildenstern because when they’re around I get answers
named my fists Strunk and White because they help me omit needless words
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Named my fists Jenna and Barbara because they've both been inside Laura Bush
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cloning scientist: we were hoping you might have some thoughts, insights, ideas to share.
reconstituted ben franklin, listening to every bananarama song at the same time: maybe later.
reconstituted ben franklin, listening to every bananarama song at the same time: maybe later.
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
cloning scientist: we were hoping you might have some thoughts, insights, ideas to share.
reconstituted ben franklin, listening to every bananarama song at the same time: maybe later.
reconstituted ben franklin, listening to every bananarama song at the same time: maybe later.
At my part-time job they don't take lunch breaks, they just eat in the treatment area when they can, and my brain doesn't play that way. I'm SO overstimulated by closing time I'm basically shut down. I tried to ask for a 10 minute break off the floor today, and the lead said no.
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
At my part-time job they don't take lunch breaks, they just eat in the treatment area when they can, and my brain doesn't play that way. I'm SO overstimulated by closing time I'm basically shut down. I tried to ask for a 10 minute break off the floor today, and the lead said no.
Never not wondering if the Kong pet toy people know some of their products look like sex toys.
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Never not wondering if the Kong pet toy people know some of their products look like sex toys.
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marxist leninist bimboism
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
marxist leninist bimboism
I didn't have the bandwidth to attempt birria today, but I did try making a turkey and rice soup, and it came out so good it makes me want to cook turkey more than once a year lol.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I didn't have the bandwidth to attempt birria today, but I did try making a turkey and rice soup, and it came out so good it makes me want to cook turkey more than once a year lol.
I don't actually understand why my fellow whites can't get the hang of good mac and cheese, specifically because it contains one of our favorite food groups - copious amounts of dairy.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I don't actually understand why my fellow whites can't get the hang of good mac and cheese, specifically because it contains one of our favorite food groups - copious amounts of dairy.
Forever scaring other Midwesterners by autistically avoiding eye contact.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Forever scaring other Midwesterners by autistically avoiding eye contact.
Slightly convinced KC is going to get a surprise snowstorm tomorrow even though the forecast says we're not supposed to get snow until Monday.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Slightly convinced KC is going to get a surprise snowstorm tomorrow even though the forecast says we're not supposed to get snow until Monday.
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All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
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[instantly] I would die for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
[instantly] I would die for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
Earlier today I saw a recipe for turkey birria and I've been obsessing over it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Earlier today I saw a recipe for turkey birria and I've been obsessing over it.
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DS9 Mirrorverse writers were really just like "imagine a world like ours, but kinkier and gayer and hornier and with fewer showers." And they were right to say it!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
DS9 Mirrorverse writers were really just like "imagine a world like ours, but kinkier and gayer and hornier and with fewer showers." And they were right to say it!!
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
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I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
Stranger Things season 5 be like
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stranger Things season 5 be like
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PSA: If your turkey is still in the freezer, you're not their real mother and you never will be, and this is just more proof that God knew what he was doing when he made you barren.
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
PSA: If your turkey is still in the freezer, you're not their real mother and you never will be, and this is just more proof that God knew what he was doing when he made you barren.
I do NOT want to go to job 2 today. 😩
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I do NOT want to go to job 2 today. 😩
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Me after every social interaction
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
Me today: had a headache despite Sudafed and ibuprofen.
*walks outside and almost gets blown over by the wind*
Me: Ohhhh
*walks outside and almost gets blown over by the wind*
Me: Ohhhh
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me today: had a headache despite Sudafed and ibuprofen.
*walks outside and almost gets blown over by the wind*
Me: Ohhhh
*walks outside and almost gets blown over by the wind*
Me: Ohhhh
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"