THE Redman
banner
redman21.bsky.social
THE Redman
@redman21.bsky.social
I exist in the shadows. Not for any nefarious purpose, I just burn easily.
Reposted by THE Redman
very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Reposted by THE Redman
What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Champagne taste on an Aqua Velva budget.
Kool-Aid taste on a Wyler’s budget
Dr Pepper taste on a Mr. Pibb budget!
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Slightly disappointed this entered my feed, but the reskeet didn’t come from @orbgazer.bsky.social
John Fogerty booking a flight: put me in coach
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Nobody, ever, has had as much fun with Mr. Sub as these commercials would imply.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Zombie Hawks >>> zombie Lakers
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Thunderstruck+archery+acrobatics= my interest piqued at halftime of this Hawks game, to say the least.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by THE Redman
Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Turdish Delight
change one letter, ruin a candy

Knickers
change one letter, ruin a candy

Spittles
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as John Schneider loves using Myles Straw.
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Jack Dreyer - not your huckleberry on that one.
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Awesome timing for Sportsnet+ to flake out. The Jays owners should drop those guys.
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Eugenio Suarez should be wearing a bolo tie with his uniform. And maybe complaining about a $5 milkshake.
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
3 cheers to the #ESA for making the worst commercial I have ever seen. I will now intentionally do a bunch of non-permit work to spite them. #FuckyouPete
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reposted by THE Redman
@twosense.bsky.social I came across this and it reminded me of you. (Complimentary)
October 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Harrison Bader looks like he is going to audition for the Freebirds when the Phillies get eliminated.
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I can only hope, after a disappointing playoff exit, the silver lining is that Judge has killed the playoff monkey on his back.
October 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reposted by THE Redman
my wife told me she's never once in her life "installed software." a holy queen, her hands unspoiled by the dust of the material world
April 30, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by THE Redman
ABC’s CEO Is Very Sorry Jimmy Kimmel Made Daddy Trump Mad

youtu.be/AYcTo8Yd1iI
ABC’s CEO Is Very Sorry Jimmy Kimmel Made Daddy Trump Mad
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reposted by THE Redman
I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This is amazing and I also feel so bad for this guy.
Happy Monday!
little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game
September 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by THE Redman
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by THE Redman
[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM