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@readthesyllabus.bsky.social
No one at twitter reads anything much less the syllabus
My lack of tolerance for arrogance combined with students overall lack of basic knowledge has me ready to retire
Translation:
I can fix ignorance
I can’t fix arrogant stupidity
Translation:
I can fix ignorance
I can’t fix arrogant stupidity
July 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My lack of tolerance for arrogance combined with students overall lack of basic knowledge has me ready to retire
Translation:
I can fix ignorance
I can’t fix arrogant stupidity
Translation:
I can fix ignorance
I can’t fix arrogant stupidity
More relentless stalker energy?
The assessment associate Dean ….
Or
Amazon if you click on a product but don’t purchase?
The assessment associate Dean ….
Or
Amazon if you click on a product but don’t purchase?
July 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
More relentless stalker energy?
The assessment associate Dean ….
Or
Amazon if you click on a product but don’t purchase?
The assessment associate Dean ….
Or
Amazon if you click on a product but don’t purchase?
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Indiana Jones will be played by a rotating cast of three adjuncts who answer to two different associate deans
Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise
Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise
It looks like Indiana Jones might actually be headed for the reboot treatment. According to a recent report from DisInsider , Disney and Lucasfilm are considering a full relaunch of the iconic adventure...
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July 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Indiana Jones will be played by a rotating cast of three adjuncts who answer to two different associate deans
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Indiana Jones and the Non-Tenure Track Adjunct Positions
Indiana Jones and the Hiring Freeze
Indiana Jones and the Academic Job Market
Indiana Jones and the Validation and Audit Sub-Committee
Indiana Jones Falls Asleep in the Exam Board
Indiana Jones Sends An Inappropriate Joke on the WhatsApp Group During a Department Meeting and Tries Not to Laugh
Indiana Jones and the Academic Job Market
Indiana Jones and the Validation and Audit Sub-Committee
Indiana Jones Falls Asleep in the Exam Board
Indiana Jones Sends An Inappropriate Joke on the WhatsApp Group During a Department Meeting and Tries Not to Laugh
Indiana Jones and the Voluntary Severance
Indiana Jones and the University Executive Board
Indiana Jones and the University Executive Board
July 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Indiana Jones and the Non-Tenure Track Adjunct Positions
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INDIANA JONES AND THE THIRD JOB BECAUSE HE'S AN ADJUNCT NOW.
INDIANA JONES AND THE INTERMINABLE FACULTY MEETING
*INDIANA JONES AND THE CLOSURE OF THE ARCHAEOLOGY DEPARTMENT*
July 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE THIRD JOB BECAUSE HE'S AN ADJUNCT NOW.
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Indiana Jones and the Overreliance On Underpayed Adjunct Instructors To Avoid Paying Benefits Or Giving Tenure
Indiana Jones and the student that swears they didn't cheat with AI.
Indiana Jones and the overdue annual cybersecurity training module.
July 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Indiana Jones and the Overreliance On Underpayed Adjunct Instructors To Avoid Paying Benefits Or Giving Tenure
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This time the role will be played by a different adjunct in every film.
Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise
Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise
It looks like Indiana Jones might actually be headed for the reboot treatment. According to a recent report from DisInsider , Disney and Lucasfilm are considering a full relaunch of the iconic adventure...
buff.ly
July 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This time the role will be played by a different adjunct in every film.
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Horror folks, what are some of your favourite short stories? Finalizing my syllabus, and I want to make sure I'm not missing any hidden gems!
July 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Horror folks, what are some of your favourite short stories? Finalizing my syllabus, and I want to make sure I'm not missing any hidden gems!
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Indiana Jones and Are You Fucking Kidding Me Why Do I Have to Put Learning Outcomes on My Syllabus The Outcome I Want is For the Students to Learn What's Assigned on the Parts of the Syllabus They Can Barely Find For All the Dumb Boilerplate Nonsense I'm Supposed to Put on the Syllabus
July 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Indiana Jones and Are You Fucking Kidding Me Why Do I Have to Put Learning Outcomes on My Syllabus The Outcome I Want is For the Students to Learn What's Assigned on the Parts of the Syllabus They Can Barely Find For All the Dumb Boilerplate Nonsense I'm Supposed to Put on the Syllabus
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Indiana Jones and the Irrelevant Syllabus
Indiana Jones and the grad students he's supposed to be mentoring who keep covering for him missing the classes he's supposed to be teaching
Indiana Jones and the Deadline Extension
July 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Indiana Jones and the Irrelevant Syllabus
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Indiana Jones and the Student Who Actually Read the Syllabus
July 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Indiana Jones and the Student Who Actually Read the Syllabus
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Indiana Jones and the grad students he's supposed to be mentoring who keep covering for him missing the classes he's supposed to be teaching
Indiana Jones and the Deadline Extension
INDIANA JONES AND THE PAPER THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TWO PAPERS OR POSSIBLY A BOOK AND DIDN’T CITE PROFESSOR RILEY A. BIGDEEL ENOUGH
July 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Indiana Jones and the grad students he's supposed to be mentoring who keep covering for him missing the classes he's supposed to be teaching
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Indiana Jones and the Deadline Extension
INDIANA JONES AND THE PAPER THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TWO PAPERS OR POSSIBLY A BOOK AND DIDN’T CITE PROFESSOR RILEY A. BIGDEEL ENOUGH
*INDIANA JONES AND THE CLOSURE OF THE ARCHAEOLOGY DEPARTMENT*
July 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Indiana Jones and the Deadline Extension
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INDIANA JONES AND THE PAPER THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TWO PAPERS OR POSSIBLY A BOOK AND DIDN’T CITE PROFESSOR RILEY A. BIGDEEL ENOUGH
*INDIANA JONES AND THE CLOSURE OF THE ARCHAEOLOGY DEPARTMENT*
July 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE PAPER THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TWO PAPERS OR POSSIBLY A BOOK AND DIDN’T CITE PROFESSOR RILEY A. BIGDEEL ENOUGH
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*INDIANA JONES AND THE CLOSURE OF THE ARCHAEOLOGY DEPARTMENT*
July 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*INDIANA JONES AND THE CLOSURE OF THE ARCHAEOLOGY DEPARTMENT*
“Student”-athletes making more than the English department budget…
What will happen when some guaranteed contract like this fails ENG 100? Cheats in a class?
Clashes with an adjunct faculty?
Can we have academics in this new athletics world?
What will happen when some guaranteed contract like this fails ENG 100? Cheats in a class?
Clashes with an adjunct faculty?
Can we have academics in this new athletics world?
Report: Five-star OT Felix Ojo commits to Texas Tech on $5M deal reut.rs/4lBV7u9
Report: Five-star OT Felix Ojo commits to Texas Tech on $5M deal
Felix Ojo, a five-star offensive tackle, will stay in his home state of Texas after committing to Texas Tech on Friday.
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July 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Student”-athletes making more than the English department budget…
What will happen when some guaranteed contract like this fails ENG 100? Cheats in a class?
Clashes with an adjunct faculty?
Can we have academics in this new athletics world?
What will happen when some guaranteed contract like this fails ENG 100? Cheats in a class?
Clashes with an adjunct faculty?
Can we have academics in this new athletics world?
Ahh the end of June
The only activity on campus coming from the beggars in philanthropy trying to convince rich people that June 30th is some sort of meaningful deadline.
Every communication piece screams “Help us hit our goals so we can get raises and bonuses….oops we mean help students (cough)”
The only activity on campus coming from the beggars in philanthropy trying to convince rich people that June 30th is some sort of meaningful deadline.
Every communication piece screams “Help us hit our goals so we can get raises and bonuses….oops we mean help students (cough)”
June 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ahh the end of June
The only activity on campus coming from the beggars in philanthropy trying to convince rich people that June 30th is some sort of meaningful deadline.
Every communication piece screams “Help us hit our goals so we can get raises and bonuses….oops we mean help students (cough)”
The only activity on campus coming from the beggars in philanthropy trying to convince rich people that June 30th is some sort of meaningful deadline.
Every communication piece screams “Help us hit our goals so we can get raises and bonuses….oops we mean help students (cough)”
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With chilling precision Tom Nichols describes the presidential control over our nuclear arsenal. The president has the power to start a nuclear war and bring about the end of the world all by himself within minutes. Are you scared yet?
@radiofreetom.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
@radiofreetom.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
The President’s Weapon
Why does the power to launch nuclear weapons rest with a single American?
www.theatlantic.com
June 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
With chilling precision Tom Nichols describes the presidential control over our nuclear arsenal. The president has the power to start a nuclear war and bring about the end of the world all by himself within minutes. Are you scared yet?
@radiofreetom.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
@radiofreetom.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
Anyone else getting emails from that clickbait site Academia with your old research papers summarized as an AI podcast? What are the hell is that?
May 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Anyone else getting emails from that clickbait site Academia with your old research papers summarized as an AI podcast? What are the hell is that?
Could Have done no tax on teachers for cheaper. But now the strippers the politicians frequent get a bonus.
Just more proof how much we hate education and love strippers
Just more proof how much we hate education and love strippers
May 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Could Have done no tax on teachers for cheaper. But now the strippers the politicians frequent get a bonus.
Just more proof how much we hate education and love strippers
Just more proof how much we hate education and love strippers
Your University’s learning management system hates you
Don’t trust it!
It will secretly undermine you to students
It’s almost like these were coded by people who hate higher education & want professors to seem stupid
#doublecheckit
Don’t trust it!
It will secretly undermine you to students
It’s almost like these were coded by people who hate higher education & want professors to seem stupid
#doublecheckit
May 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Your University’s learning management system hates you
Don’t trust it!
It will secretly undermine you to students
It’s almost like these were coded by people who hate higher education & want professors to seem stupid
#doublecheckit
Don’t trust it!
It will secretly undermine you to students
It’s almost like these were coded by people who hate higher education & want professors to seem stupid
#doublecheckit
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www.wpr.org/news/federal... And the email also threatens to terminate his Social Security benefits! He is a US born citizen, a retired professor!
'The federal government will find you': Immigration officials wrongfully told a Fox Valley man to leave the US
A 68-year-old Fox Valley man, who was born in western Pennsylvania, recently received a notice from federal immigration officials telling him to leave the country or face removal.
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April 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
www.wpr.org/news/federal... And the email also threatens to terminate his Social Security benefits! He is a US born citizen, a retired professor!
My whole life I watched movies like Raiders of the Lost Ark & heard lines like “Only our mission for the Fuhrer matters”
And wondered if such blind worship of a man who obviously hated everyone was realistic
Now, I know!
And wondered if such blind worship of a man who obviously hated everyone was realistic
Now, I know!
April 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My whole life I watched movies like Raiders of the Lost Ark & heard lines like “Only our mission for the Fuhrer matters”
And wondered if such blind worship of a man who obviously hated everyone was realistic
Now, I know!
And wondered if such blind worship of a man who obviously hated everyone was realistic
Now, I know!
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But they stand by the letter and blame Harvard for not calling to find out what sort of clusterf*ck produced it
"We screwed up, so you should have called us instead of assuming we are competent and know what we're doing."
"We screwed up, so you should have called us instead of assuming we are competent and know what we're doing."
Breaking News: Trump officials blame a mistake for setting off the tectonic confrontation with Harvard.
Trump Officials Blame Mistake for Setting Off Confrontation With Harvard
An official on the administration’s antisemitism task force told the university that a letter of demands had been sent without authorization.
www.nytimes.com
April 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
But they stand by the letter and blame Harvard for not calling to find out what sort of clusterf*ck produced it
"We screwed up, so you should have called us instead of assuming we are competent and know what we're doing."
"We screwed up, so you should have called us instead of assuming we are competent and know what we're doing."
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"DON'T take his class if you care about your GPA!!! Treats everything like pass/fail. Only cares about you if you're failing the class, so good luck getting that A- up to an A."
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Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
“Very inconvenient class! Always holds lectures on top of mountains, in middle of the Sea of Galilee—but never close to the main campus.” “Inconsis...
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April 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"DON'T take his class if you care about your GPA!!! Treats everything like pass/fail. Only cares about you if you're failing the class, so good luck getting that A- up to an A."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sel...
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