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Jessica writes "some messed-up stuff"
@authorlevai.bsky.social
She/her. PhD in Egyptology, now I write fiction. The Night Library of Sternendach is my novella in sonnets. The Glass Garden is space horror and family drama.
Will boost almost anything with a bat in it.
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Hello to BlueSky and my new followers! Please check out my novellas:

THE NIGHT LIBRARY OF STERNENDACH is a bittersweet vampire opera in sonnets.

THE GLASS GARDEN is space horror.

Covers designed by @kglyder.bsky.social.
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Lately I've discovered I can stop my cat doing something annoying like sitting on my computer or eating painter's tape by saying, "Hey, Milo! Come here and be a good boy!" He'll come right over for pets, which I guess is what he wanted anyway.

Then back to the painter's tape!
January 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Oh, baby Ryan Reynolds was in an X-FILES episode!
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I watched THE LORAX (2012) this week and, surprisingly, I didn't hate it. Huh.
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I called my 3 reps today. My husband called, too.

I encourage you to call yours.

Especially since you're likely to get the answering machine and won't have to sound eloquent to a living person. This is my preferred way/time to call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Have a great idea for the readercon 35 program? Submit your idea here: readercon.org/contribute! We'd be delighted to learn of it!
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January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Well, what a mornin'.

Sigh.

If you need a distraction and still have bookstore gift credit burning a hole in your pocket, I humbly suggest these.
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Hello to BlueSky and my new followers! Please check out my novellas:

THE NIGHT LIBRARY OF STERNENDACH is a bittersweet vampire opera in sonnets.

THE GLASS GARDEN is space horror.

Covers designed by @kglyder.bsky.social.
linktr.ee/authorlevai
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Patience. Maintenance. Guano ✨
3 things to think about before getting a bat house.

Visit our website for more resources on bat houses: https://www.batcon.org/about-bats/bat-house-guidelines/

🦇 Florida bonneted bat
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January 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Doing my annual #Tanuary a little differently this year. As I'm starting to run out of new Tanith Lee stuff to read, I'm gonna start with the tribute antho edited by @thisjulieday.bsky.social.

And then, hell, I'll probably reread The Silver Metal Lover if I've got time left in the month.
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Anyone else having this problem with the Grinder? I go to a market page, click "Search For Pieces," and nothing comes up. Even when I know I have eligible pieces. Even when the market is brand new to me.
@diabolicalplots.com, is this a thing you've seen before?
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
MELANCHOLIC?

That does not bode well.
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It's tough being on the East coast of the US on New Year's. There's no one a time zone to the east of me so I can watch their NYE celebration and go to bed at a decent time.
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Just watched DOCTOR WHO: "Last Christmas."

The perfect chaser/antidote to THE POLAR EXPRESS.
a man dressed as santa claus stands next to a bbc logo
Alt: Santa claus walks through the door into an arctic research station, carrying a specimen in a jar, and nods at The Doctor.
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January 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
My God, I had the same thought watching this last night!
They call it the Polar Express but it stops in front of every child's individual house more like the Polar Local. More like the Polar Local. (shuffling note cards, adjusting mic stand) Polar Local
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hearing Santa tell the main character in a TV Christmas movie, "I was running out of ways to kill you," was not something I saw coming.
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Friends, could someone please help me out with something to eat today? 🙏🏻💔 I'm hungry, I haven't eaten well today 😭😭

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December 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Suddenly, this guy being teal doesn't seem so far-fetched.
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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It’s New Year’s Eve, and 2025 has been A Year. I thought everyone might appreciate a cozy gift. Please get the Worlds of Possibility Volume 2 ebook for free, if you would like it! www.juliarios.com/a-gift-to-en...
A gift to end 2025 — Worlds of Possibility Volume 2!
This second volume collects short stories, flash fiction, and drabbles from the August 2023 to June 2025 issue run of Worlds of Possibility.
www.juliarios.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 11d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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If you're in or around NYC, this beautiful dog desperately needs a home. I guarantee he will make your hard days bearable and your best days better. Please consider adopting, so he doesn't have to suffer in this kennel.

This account also has some other great soon-to-be best friends in NYC
Zeke 241260
Kill Command
#NYCACC #AdoptMe
He is a cute 2 yr old with a great smile
A big teddy bear
Not faring well in kennel, jumping & spinning off kennel walls
Help save Zeke!
#Pledge4Rescue #foster #adopt
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Polar Express, our merry Christmas train!
Our most weird, most hard, most strange and expensive
Cold-blooded horror of the new school…
Just one of a hundred sad old trains
Living out their final days at the North Pole.

(To the tune of "Pierre" from #TheGreatComet. Guess what the fam just watched.)
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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hey, fellow Massholes, let’s check in on the daycares near us and make sure they’re okay

call mayors, city managers, Select Boards

this is particularly important where daycares near us serve children from targeted racial and ethnic groups and employ people from these groups

we keep us safe
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I have to read one more short story tomorrow to hit my goal of 365 for the year. Any suggestions?
loki from avengers : age of ultron is making a funny face while giving the middle finger .
Alt: loki (tom hiddleston, a white guy with black shoulder-length hair in a green and black costume) from avengers : age of ultron is making a funny face. The text says "Just 1 more day"
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December 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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2026 energy
✌🏽 🕶️ ✌🏽

📸: Jeroen van der Kooij
December 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I call shenanigans on BBQ-flavored Terra Chips, which I tried quite by surprise recently.

Why coat these chips in a flavoring that becomes the only thing you can taste, and not the veggies themselves?

And why spend so much on these when there are cheaper, just as BBQ, chips out there?
December 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM