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Raving Bacchante
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She/her. Fleeing from one digital playground to another. 🍇
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i need to make $100 so i can pay my fucking rent pls 💕💸

i have vids for sale via discord 🧡🖤
April 3, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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sorry i was late im on moon time
April 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Dang, sounds like my hometown
Things were much simpler when the guy who ran the comic book/baseball card shop in my hometown sold cocaine out the back room and the local cop would pretend he didn't know because if the local plumber couldn't get his cocaine nobody's toilet worked
March 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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Picard social tip: A Vulcan can laugh. A Klingon can soothe. A Ferengi can give. Your preconceptions are not facts.
January 7, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Not to brag, but I have eaten cheese and pet more than one dog already this year. So I guess 2024 is a wrap now. 🙌🏻
I like to make easy New Year’s resolutions. Stuff like ‘pet a dog’ or ‘buy cheese’
January 4, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I designed some silly things (gummy candy is my passion, not graphic design) www.redbubble.com/people/ravin...
January 2, 2024 at 5:57 AM
We have a butterfly icon now? Awww 🦋
December 29, 2023 at 1:42 AM
I read somewhere that the calculations are a little off, but the general idea is accurate. 😕
December 11, 2023 at 10:00 PM
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one thing to remember is that conservatives have been trying to dismantle higher ed once anyone not a white man could enroll.

once women and POC were accepted and hired, they've been framing universities as left wing institutions when the truth is the complete opposite
December 11, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Sure, call me a fake fan bc I've never seen any of the movies or TV shows, but a tiny Grogu was too cute for me to pass up.
December 4, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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I have an injury. My best friend asked if he could send a cheesecake, would that help, and I just wish this kind of friendship for all of you
November 25, 2023 at 1:17 PM
🖤
He finally got it
December 1, 2023 at 3:23 AM
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Caryatid [kayr-ee-AT-id]
(n.)
-Architectural stone column carved into the likeness of a robed female figure

“She’s the most beguilingly pulchritudinous demoiselle I’d ever descried, with the graceful imperturbability of a coquettish caryatid.”

My new book makes an impeccable gift
bit.ly/GWOTDbook
December 1, 2023 at 2:19 AM
she likes to be carried around in grocery bags
December 1, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Damn, the Reconstruction era generation killed the ghost making economy. 😞
They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
December 1, 2023 at 3:17 AM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
This reminds me of that article that came out a few years ago that spiders could exterminate the human race pretty quickly if they all worked together. Human beings might be at the top of the food chain for now...but not forever 😳
PETA: it's horrible to eat turkeys. They would never eat humans
Community Notes: shut the fuck up. Turkeys would eat us all
November 24, 2023 at 6:14 AM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever stumbled upon a tiny, foldable pair of embroidery scissors to carry around with you so that when someone says they don't believe in witchcraft you can ask them for a clipping of their hair or fingernails?
November 13, 2023 at 10:29 PM
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you're in her dms. i'm becoming agitated and attacking the mirror after seeing my own reflection. we're not the same
November 11, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
April 26, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Just remember how strong you are. 👍
November 12, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Oh but of course, I get called "warped" because I'm aware of these things happening. It's not my fault they don't acknowledge things that don't happen to them. Fucking hell.
I hope I never get to the point where I stop caring about other people. I'm visiting relatives who deny that politics have any effect on "real" life. I pointed out that people have been dying in this state since Roe v. Wade was overturned, and they insisted that was a long time ago. 2022? 🙄
November 9, 2023 at 9:27 PM
I hope I never get to the point where I stop caring about other people. I'm visiting relatives who deny that politics have any effect on "real" life. I pointed out that people have been dying in this state since Roe v. Wade was overturned, and they insisted that was a long time ago. 2022? 🙄
November 9, 2023 at 9:25 PM
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folks, it's "antisemitism." Not anti-semitism or anti semitism.

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Since the word is going around so much, please use the right form of it! Reskeet for awareness
November 2, 2023 at 5:24 AM