Ravi, The Rizzard of Speed and Time
@ravikanodia.bsky.social
The world's normiest weirdo. Trending Non-Gamer of the Year 2017-2025. Yes, that's a real Emmy. No, don't blame me when PSN is down. I play Magic the Gathering but I only buy the cheap cards. まだ日本語を習っている。
This is the "taking a video of everyone getting in position for a photo, instead of taking the photo" of productivity tools btw
email client that pretends to generate an email with AI but actually emails the person the prompt you used instead.
From: Boss
To: Entire Team
Subject: holiday email
tell them that they're valuable and whatever and they should enjoy the holidays and family blah blah blah, make it sound sincere
From: Boss
To: Entire Team
Subject: holiday email
tell them that they're valuable and whatever and they should enjoy the holidays and family blah blah blah, make it sound sincere
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is the "taking a video of everyone getting in position for a photo, instead of taking the photo" of productivity tools btw
email client that pretends to generate an email with AI but actually emails the person the prompt you used instead.
From: Boss
To: Entire Team
Subject: holiday email
tell them that they're valuable and whatever and they should enjoy the holidays and family blah blah blah, make it sound sincere
From: Boss
To: Entire Team
Subject: holiday email
tell them that they're valuable and whatever and they should enjoy the holidays and family blah blah blah, make it sound sincere
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
email client that pretends to generate an email with AI but actually emails the person the prompt you used instead.
From: Boss
To: Entire Team
Subject: holiday email
tell them that they're valuable and whatever and they should enjoy the holidays and family blah blah blah, make it sound sincere
From: Boss
To: Entire Team
Subject: holiday email
tell them that they're valuable and whatever and they should enjoy the holidays and family blah blah blah, make it sound sincere
going to start referring hardware and software that is permissive with regards to pairing as "gregarious" rather than "promiscuous"
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
going to start referring hardware and software that is permissive with regards to pairing as "gregarious" rather than "promiscuous"
"Strong Floor, No Ceiling"
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"Strong Floor, No Ceiling"
who wants to make an immersive sim and/or survival game
Once the prey is immobilized, it's trivial to crack open their shell and sup upon their cold hamburger entrails
This delivery robot appears to be stuck.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
who wants to make an immersive sim and/or survival game
Honestly this seems rife for a podcast or stream. Tormenting each other with the gift of enforced recommendations.
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Honestly this seems rife for a podcast or stream. Tormenting each other with the gift of enforced recommendations.
"when will the PS5 have games"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"when will the PS5 have games"
I like to imagine someone asking George Kamitani why Vanillaware games never come to PC, and then he draws himself up in a big huff and angrily snarls "PC? That's where all the *porn games* go!"
Vanillaware, I have no idea what your ongoing hangup with PC gaming is, but all I want is to have an easy way to play Dragon's Crown online with my friends. Let's make that happen.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I like to imagine someone asking George Kamitani why Vanillaware games never come to PC, and then he draws himself up in a big huff and angrily snarls "PC? That's where all the *porn games* go!"
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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
Instead of "Strong floor, no ceiling", might I suggest the vastly more honest "Every pirate wants to be an admiral"?
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Instead of "Strong floor, no ceiling", might I suggest the vastly more honest "Every pirate wants to be an admiral"?
I Have No Junk And I Must Bone
all these "autonomous" humanoid robot demos end up being controlled by people but no one considers how hot that is for the robot
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I Have No Junk And I Must Bone
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
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Happy Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown!
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown!
Put this in the Louvre. Not louvre of bsky, just the regular Louvre
!["The Final Shape brought things to a crescendo, where it's like a fantastic ending that tied off a lot of the threads,” says Green. “People were pleased and satisfied with what they played, and then the big [downwards] spike in population [came after]. That happened because we ended the saga. So you get what you pay for, right?"
“That wasn't the plan from the business perspective,” Green continues. “We still want to keep making Destiny; we still have many stories to tell in this universe. There are still lots of things to do, and we have to keep building the game. Unfortunately, it was not gracefully managed, but we had to try something."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uzhx6ief7d42siuucnj4p4ao/bafkreifzlmqswzneshzeal3lqnzog6vjlumedoi6binshr3r6uhukhjsx4@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Put this in the Louvre. Not louvre of bsky, just the regular Louvre
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we're all familiar with UR MR GAY but I never see anyone talk about EAT STANDING
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
we're all familiar with UR MR GAY but I never see anyone talk about EAT STANDING
Listening to the latest @insertcredit.com debate possible gimmicks for Half-Life 3, and reiterating my belief that the reason it's taking so long is that they're stuck on the idea of Gordon combining the Gravity Gun and the Portal Gun to create the Time Gun, but the gameplay just won't come together
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Listening to the latest @insertcredit.com debate possible gimmicks for Half-Life 3, and reiterating my belief that the reason it's taking so long is that they're stuck on the idea of Gordon combining the Gravity Gun and the Portal Gun to create the Time Gun, but the gameplay just won't come together
Relevant to @ohpoorpup.bsky.social's interests
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Relevant to @ohpoorpup.bsky.social's interests
*sigh* the Morph Ball didn't have standing
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
Goddamnit.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
*sigh* the Morph Ball didn't have standing
Playing the original Tokimeki Memorial was entirely worth it *solely* for having just enough context to slightly understand what the hell was going on when I stumbled onto Oshiete Your Heart at the Mikado gamecenter
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Playing the original Tokimeki Memorial was entirely worth it *solely* for having just enough context to slightly understand what the hell was going on when I stumbled onto Oshiete Your Heart at the Mikado gamecenter
Combine this with a 3D printer and you could say "Computer, Arnold Palmer with ice" and it would deliver. It would take several hours but still
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Combine this with a 3D printer and you could say "Computer, Arnold Palmer with ice" and it would deliver. It would take several hours but still
We all performatively laugh/barf to distract ourselves from the uncomfortable truth: whatever it is that you and your lover say to each other in the confines of your own bedroom, you sound *exactly* like this to anyone who isn't you. I'm sorry but it's true. Please don't try to post a counterexample
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We all performatively laugh/barf to distract ourselves from the uncomfortable truth: whatever it is that you and your lover say to each other in the confines of your own bedroom, you sound *exactly* like this to anyone who isn't you. I'm sorry but it's true. Please don't try to post a counterexample
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November 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Asshats on the internet: the onion isn't funny any more after the buyout, it's too woke
The Onion:
The Onion:
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Asshats on the internet: the onion isn't funny any more after the buyout, it's too woke
The Onion:
The Onion:
As a world-renowned mythozoologist, I would like to remind everyone that the creature depicted in this fantastic (no pun intended) artwork is properly named an *inverse* centaur, not a reverse centaur (which has a human torso, chest, arms and legs, and then a horse's chest, forelegs, neck and head!)
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
As a world-renowned mythozoologist, I would like to remind everyone that the creature depicted in this fantastic (no pun intended) artwork is properly named an *inverse* centaur, not a reverse centaur (which has a human torso, chest, arms and legs, and then a horse's chest, forelegs, neck and head!)
This is funny because baseball is an area which is dominated by arbitrary structural impacts in a way that completely bypasses all the usual defensiveness around topics like race or gender
(That is to say, pro players' birthdays cluster around the cutoffs for children's leagues)
(That is to say, pro players' birthdays cluster around the cutoffs for children's leagues)
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is funny because baseball is an area which is dominated by arbitrary structural impacts in a way that completely bypasses all the usual defensiveness around topics like race or gender
(That is to say, pro players' birthdays cluster around the cutoffs for children's leagues)
(That is to say, pro players' birthdays cluster around the cutoffs for children's leagues)