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Ravi, The Rizzard of Speed and Time
@ravikanodia.bsky.social
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The world's normiest weirdo. Trending Non-Gamer of the Year 2017-2025. Yes, that's a real Emmy. No, don't blame me when PSN is down. I play Magic the Gathering but I only buy the cheap cards. まだ日本語を習っている。
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my thoughts on WoFF:
Shiva: That was fun, for what it was.
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Meanwhile, in Japan...
A used copy of MTV's Beavis and Butthead: Virtual Aho Shokougun for PS1. The cover art shows the titular duo wearing VR headsets. The obi describes it (in Japanese) as "the worst gag-venture game in history!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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playing the Ambrosia Sky demo and thinking about the "skung" aesthetic defined by ThorHighHeels
A screenshot from Ambrosia Sky. Saturn and its rings loom the in background, while giant rocks tumble in the foreground. Text overlay: As humanity spread into the galaxy, fleeing a dying Earth, a group of mystical field scientists called the Scarabs were formed. A first-person view showing a plasticy hand holding a boxy gun with many protrusions. A rectangular door is set into an oval-shaped archway and the whole thing is a little shiny and posterized. A circular hallway, blocked by weird shiny intestine-like fungus. The walls are green and composed of flat shapes. A larger hangar, or something. Different types of fungus block off various areas, but the most noticeable is the blue-ish green type which looks kind of like lightning arcing through the empty spaces.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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DEATH MATCH IN HELL
An alleyway in Golden Gai. A sign outside the door says "DEATH MATCH IN HELL" in red text on a black background The door of DEATH MATCH IN HELL, including some slasher pics and the notice "NO fuckin' Cover Charge!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Issue five of APWOT just arrived, including this incredible article about GameCenter CX and its delightful host, Shinya Arino! I really hope this is GCCX's time to take off in the English-speaking world; we've gone far too long without official (and accessible) localizations!
The cover of issue five of A Profound Waste of Time, featuring an illustration showcasing characters from Unicorn Overlord. Left, the beginning of an article titled "The Unlikely Father of Let's Plays: Shinya Arino". Right, an illustration of Arino in his characteristic teal uniform.
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Surely this has already been done right
Zohran meme generator: wood for sheep
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Zohran meme: TEAM FOR TRESS 2 (there's a space in between "for" and "tress")
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Zohran meme generator: TEARS FOR FEARS
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find M e , Huh?'
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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they split up Last of Us into separate purchases for Part I and II, and God of War into "Greek" and "Norse"

throw in Ghost of Tsushima and that would be Two Hundred and Forty of god's own American dollars, what the actual fuck
Secret Lair x The Last of Us Part I, $39.99 Secret Lair x The Last of Us Part II, $39.99 Secret Lair x God of War: Norse, $39.99
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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wait, the Playstation Secret Lairs are forty bucks PER GAME, not for the entire collection? hahahah fuck that, eat a dick wizards
Three Magic the Gathering "Secret Lair" sets, themed around God of War, Horizon, and Uncharted. Each one contains several cards based on their respective games and is priced at $39.99.
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The duality of man
One reply saying "oh no", followed immediately by another reply saying "hell yeah"
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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"Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The thing that sets retro games apart from modern games is the important choices that one must make
A menu screen from a fan-translated Super Famicom tennis game titled "Aim for the Ace!". The menu screen has both a black-and-white illustrated portrait of a young woman and a full-body sprite showing her in a tennis skirt and holding a racquet. But the part that is useful for the purposes of the joke is that there are two menu options visible: "Serve" and "Stroke".
October 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Update:
Jay is now labeled as "Jonathan Chait Follower" as well
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Also, it never fails
A screenshot of the same tweet quoted by the OP. The screenshot includes the label "Matt Yglesias Follower" applied to Jay's account
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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A hasty edit of the Little Caesar's meme: slop bowl's taste so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's nasty
September 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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"trade offer" meme. i receive: an email address to spam for campaign contributions. you receive: your name on a federal watchlist
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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something has been scratching at my mind for the last few days and I just realized it was exactly this
A screenshot from Futurama. Giant Robot Bender, impaled on a skyscraper, laments "I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end?"
September 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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hiding in plain sight
the same card, but sharpie'd to read "Draw a card. Storm. Plot 3U"
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I am irrationally annoyed that the flavor text is so *close* to being correct ("Make me one with everything") but then it's wrong, for no reason. It's like asking an LLM to tell a joke
A Magic the Gathering card called "Hot Dog Cart". The flavor text reads "One with everything, please"
September 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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did someone say Gunhed?
cover art for the movie Gunhed. The main cast stands with weapons drawn in front of the titular fighting robot. A ridiculously giant explosion fills the background for no particular reason.
September 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
September 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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when the interviewer finds out you're expecting to be paid in exchange for your labor
Richter: Die monster. You don't belong in this world!
August 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM