Aunt Chelle
@ravenswng.bsky.social
Accomplished crop duster in north Florida
Blending the political with the ridiculous 😷 ☕️ 🏳️🌈
#NWSL #Caregiver
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Blending the political with the ridiculous 😷 ☕️ 🏳️🌈
#NWSL #Caregiver
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Aunt Chelle
@ravenswng.bsky.social
· Feb 13
Love means never being allowed to say you’ve heard that thing she told you that you just told her.
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I've never really been the personality type but sometimes it's nice to take a break from doing and saying anything there is
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I've never really been the personality type but sometimes it's nice to take a break from doing and saying anything there is
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in his defense the baby wouldn’t stop crying
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
in his defense the baby wouldn’t stop crying
He doesn’t know what a Coke oven is, does he?
Trump has decided to exempt coal used in steelmaking from Clean Air Act rules for the next two years. He issued a proclamation allowing coke oven facilities to sidestep existing limits on toxic emissions including mercury, formaldehyde, soot, and dioxins.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
He doesn’t know what a Coke oven is, does he?
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The old lean and stare move. I am merely furniture.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The old lean and stare move. I am merely furniture.
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
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starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
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The phone rings, in the middle of the night.
My father yells: Why can’t your boyfriend text, like a normal person?
Reason number 38 why I never wrote a hit song, for Cyndi Lauper.
My father yells: Why can’t your boyfriend text, like a normal person?
Reason number 38 why I never wrote a hit song, for Cyndi Lauper.
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The phone rings, in the middle of the night.
My father yells: Why can’t your boyfriend text, like a normal person?
Reason number 38 why I never wrote a hit song, for Cyndi Lauper.
My father yells: Why can’t your boyfriend text, like a normal person?
Reason number 38 why I never wrote a hit song, for Cyndi Lauper.
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I love in the NWSL how the USWNT players all check in on each other when they fall down, even if they’re on opposite pro teams. And I love how in the WNBA, even if you won six Olympic gold medals with somebody, you will run through them like a tornado if they’re on the other team and in your way.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I love in the NWSL how the USWNT players all check in on each other when they fall down, even if they’re on opposite pro teams. And I love how in the WNBA, even if you won six Olympic gold medals with somebody, you will run through them like a tornado if they’re on the other team and in your way.
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Time to dust off those recipes, everybody
a woman is holding a bowl of food and talking to a man who says " you just fold it in "
Alt: A Schitts Creek gif in which Moira tells David to fold in the cheese
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Time to dust off those recipes, everybody
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Me: I just love us, as a people.
Stacy: Humans??
Me: What, no. Gays.
Stacy: Humans??
Me: What, no. Gays.
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me: I just love us, as a people.
Stacy: Humans??
Me: What, no. Gays.
Stacy: Humans??
Me: What, no. Gays.
Happiness is a bald fade with a hard disconnect.
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Happiness is a bald fade with a hard disconnect.
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This Cattle Egret’s reaction when I told it that some people on the left are buying into Marjorie Taylor Greene’s personality rehab stunt.
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This Cattle Egret’s reaction when I told it that some people on the left are buying into Marjorie Taylor Greene’s personality rehab stunt.
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people giving cover by breaking down the acceptable levels of child abuse should be launched into the sun
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
people giving cover by breaking down the acceptable levels of child abuse should be launched into the sun
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According to HR it's not appropriate to tell a coworker that they talked enough for everybody when asked if I had anything to add to the teams meeting
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
According to HR it's not appropriate to tell a coworker that they talked enough for everybody when asked if I had anything to add to the teams meeting
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“Tell Alice I just want to talk!”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“Tell Alice I just want to talk!”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
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I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to see a new bird.
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to see a new bird.
Our cat clock keeps perfect time.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Our cat clock keeps perfect time.
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Arlo remains suspicious of Halloween, as the "trick or treat, smell my feet" method determined these were not even real bones
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Arlo remains suspicious of Halloween, as the "trick or treat, smell my feet" method determined these were not even real bones
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My ladies demand we bring back murder by brooch.
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My ladies demand we bring back murder by brooch.
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You know what's even less than finite? A finite for a limited time only deal from the drive thru of what we can handle.
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
You know what's even less than finite? A finite for a limited time only deal from the drive thru of what we can handle.
If you see this, post a chef:
October 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you see this, post a chef:
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Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."
October 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."
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Following your dreams becomes easier as you get older and downgrade them from lofty ambitions like winning the Super Bowl to more realistic goals like finding a nice pair of warm, comfy slippers for the winter.
October 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Following your dreams becomes easier as you get older and downgrade them from lofty ambitions like winning the Super Bowl to more realistic goals like finding a nice pair of warm, comfy slippers for the winter.