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RandyGrey
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Depressed Chicago fan, pfp stolen from u/Safe-Register-3479 on reddit
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minakimes.bsky.social
Wild to me that people are freaking out about THE QB DEVELOPMENT CRISIS in a season when three of the teams with the NFL’s best records—New England, Denver and Chicago—have quarterbacks drafted *last year.*
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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jonkk.bsky.social
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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sinmachine.is.severed.fyi
Not trying to burst any bubbles; but Spotify is over.

They are airing ICE recruitment ads, the CEO has been investing in military/AI tech, they barely pay their artists; sometimes a percentage of a cent per stream, they promote “fake/AI artist” playlists, and there’s major concerns about data use.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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talkingbottom.bsky.social
Ever the master of his craft, Rik Mayall switches effortlessly and hilariously from Alan B’Stard to Rick/Richie in this Comic Relief sketch. Brilliant.
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
randygrey.bsky.social
@ass.golf I immediately thought of you
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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totallyarogue.bsky.social
They play music in the OR when I get ECT. I get to pick the music!

At least, I *used* to.

I have not been asked to pick my seizure music for the last 2 sessions. Was it because I only ever picked MCR and The Protomen to listen to while getting electrucuted? Did they finally get fed up?
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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kidscanpress.bsky.social
Kids Can Press company logo and logo and image of Franklin character with statement text,”Franklin the Turtle is a beloved Canadian icon who has inspired generations of children and stands for kindness, empathy, and inclusivity. We strongly condemn any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin’s name or image, which directly contradicts these values.”
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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mdwojak94.bsky.social
Your Chicago Bears are currently the No. 1 seed in the NFC playoffs
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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minakimes.bsky.social
Aaron Rodgers under pressure, last 3 games:

BUF: 0/4 for 0 yds

CIN: 1/3 for 5 yds

LAC: 0/5 for 0 yds
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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davelevitan.bsky.social
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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theonion.com
Thanksgiving Travel By The Numbers https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-travel-by-the-numbers/
60,000 Redeemed airline miles wasted on round-trip flight to Ohio
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
One’s gotta go
A quad of photos featuring turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing and black licorice
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
guy who gets really mad and uploads a blank image and tells you to read the alt text cuz he couldn't fit his response in only 300 characters
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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jwhite30.bsky.social
Listening to Bad Religion as I ease into the workday. Haven't heard this song in ages. One of my BR favorites.
youtu.be/D-ajnA8iDmA?...
Bad Religion-Turn On The Light
YouTube video by imasstupidashell
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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jamellebouie.net
a movie so sharp and funny that it basically killed the musical biopic for a decade
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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hamishsteele.bsky.social
If I have only one prediction for the future, it is that the trailer for the live action Masters of the Universe movie will use a slowed-down, epic, reverb version of "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
you see all kinds of stuff at Magic The Gathering. for example tonight a guy had a whole custom made deck of goblins but the goblins had enormous titties and you could see the nipples on some of them
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
bulldozing a dead mall robs future generations from learning how we lived and who we worshipped
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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iloveraphtalia.bsky.social
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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deadder.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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ceej.online
"they don't know" meme template: the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side" two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
SO MANY webcomics have straight up vanished off of the face of the internet, having a hard copy is always a good idea.
secase.bsky.social S E Case @secase.bsky.social · Nov 6
“Why would I buy something I can read online for free” well because

1. It probably won’t be online forever

2. The art has been retouched and lettering redone so it is More Better

3. Support indie comics

4. B-b-b-bonus comics
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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junlper.beer
i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels
obama
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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minakimes.bsky.social
Every Raiders series is the same

Bad first down run

Immediate pressure on second down

*fart noise* on third down
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM