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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
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A secret safe huh? WAIT THATS GERALDO's Music?!?!
🚨BREAKING
😳 The Wall Street Journal is reporting there is a whistleblower complaint so sensitive against Tulsi Gabbard that it is locked in a safe and the Trump Administration does not know how to notify Congress about it.
😳 The Wall Street Journal is reporting there is a whistleblower complaint so sensitive against Tulsi Gabbard that it is locked in a safe and the Trump Administration does not know how to notify Congress about it.
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
A secret safe huh? WAIT THATS GERALDO's Music?!?!
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you know how in Buffy there was an episode where she was clinically dead for a few seconds and that meant another slayer appeared? That happened to post Malone and that’s how we got jelly roll
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
you know how in Buffy there was an episode where she was clinically dead for a few seconds and that meant another slayer appeared? That happened to post Malone and that’s how we got jelly roll
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It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Elon Musk for the last 24 hours:
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Elon Musk for the last 24 hours:
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Producer: so the Russian pilots, we thinking some pretty nondescript Soviet-type proletariat hero guys or—
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, SWEATING AND PANTING A LITTLE: techno bi swinger dream couple
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, SWEATING AND PANTING A LITTLE: techno bi swinger dream couple
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Producer: so the Russian pilots, we thinking some pretty nondescript Soviet-type proletariat hero guys or—
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, SWEATING AND PANTING A LITTLE: techno bi swinger dream couple
GUILLERMO DEL TORO, SWEATING AND PANTING A LITTLE: techno bi swinger dream couple
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
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Darren Aronofsky’s the Civil War
January 29, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Darren Aronofsky’s the Civil War
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This is better than anything Tim Walz has said
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
This is better than anything Tim Walz has said
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New CBS News contributors: Aaron Rodgers, Roseanne Barr, Anton Chigurh, Stephen Miller, Stephen Miller (the other one), Stephen Miller (found a third one), a smokin' hot babe with huge bazongas, Walter White, Tom (not Jerry), big bucket of gravy, Budd Dwyer (deceased), Thomas Chatterton Williams.
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
New CBS News contributors: Aaron Rodgers, Roseanne Barr, Anton Chigurh, Stephen Miller, Stephen Miller (the other one), Stephen Miller (found a third one), a smokin' hot babe with huge bazongas, Walter White, Tom (not Jerry), big bucket of gravy, Budd Dwyer (deceased), Thomas Chatterton Williams.
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It’s kind of wild that a lot of politicians seem surprised that killing moms and nurses is unpopular. It’s apparently “a political loser”
January 26, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It’s kind of wild that a lot of politicians seem surprised that killing moms and nurses is unpopular. It’s apparently “a political loser”
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Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk
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SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
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Years from now, it'll be difficult to explain the things people in media were wailing about before all this. Sophomores writing underconsidered op-eds about cultural appropriation. Protests against demagogues on campus. YA drama. "Mobs" on Twitter. These were the threats to free society.
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Years from now, it'll be difficult to explain the things people in media were wailing about before all this. Sophomores writing underconsidered op-eds about cultural appropriation. Protests against demagogues on campus. YA drama. "Mobs" on Twitter. These were the threats to free society.
this is a bizarro New Yorks Hottest Club Stefan bit
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM
this is a bizarro New Yorks Hottest Club Stefan bit
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People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.
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Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.