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I'm a potato making my little posts. In my cozy era
I want the government to work. I don't care about being normal.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Being an evil person, I found the mad rush of clueless parents buying copies of Gregory Maguire’s Wicked for their darling little girls as Christmas presents because ‘Disney’ quite hilarious.
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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And THIS is why not all books need to be shelved in YA, people!
When I worked at The Wherehouse, I kept having to take "Legend of the Overfiend" out of the kids section because "It's an animated movie, it must be okay."
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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This is actually important for two reasons.

1) Just recognising implicit sexism when it comes up, either in you or others.

2) Recognising the power of framing on social media and how it can override context and even common sense. Next time you're asked to join a dogpile, perhaps consider this.
Okay, this is a fascinating case of social media priming.

So, this creator, Sarah Velush, basically has a channel devoted to deadpan lifestyle humour (a la Chef Tova).

But because a progressive account takes it literally and says... this? Hundreds of comments assuming she's an evil tradwife.
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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still need help, the phone bill is gonna wipe me out before my next check hits
I missed three days of work unpaid for holidays and we need at least $500 to catch up the bills and be able to pay next month's bills pn time paypal.me/popelizbet or cashapp $popelizbet #MutualAid 💸 💕
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December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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But. It's way more complicated than just that.

I think hyper-curated places like Instagram, FB, and Tiktok have twisted some peoples' view of how the internet should look that they are uncomfortable (at best) to enraged (at worst) when the discover tab offers beyond that hyper curation.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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We are all more than a little bit exhausted of dealing with the Hashtag Resistance BlueAnon "how dare you have fun, there are people starving right outside your window!!" lectures. If 100% of your posts are politics, you match the pattern, and your comment sounds like it too, you will get blocked.
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I actually got bored :
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Omg this guy is INSUFFERABLE I hate him so much. “A weight of despair and remorse pressed on my heart which nothing could remove” SHUT UP VICTOR you created these problems for yourself, please take one (1) single step to address them
I started reading Frankenstein and boy was Mary Shelley ahead of her time in capturing that AITA POV. Oh, buddy, if this is the most favorable way your actions can be presented…YTA
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Oh my god
The phenomenon of fake PhD student influencers trying to convince young people they should use AI to do work is reeeeeally fucked up. Don’t know if it’s just an emerging grift category for directly seeded by LLM vendors but it’s really insidious and gross.
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Subscribe now to Newtype USA in 2004 or the Menchi gets it.

Poor Menchi, their life was forever in peril.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Such a big puzzle!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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"Can video games tell stories better than books" idk man, is a cream puff more numinous than a pair of jorts? Does the sky have more of the Buddha-nature than a rubbermaid container full of loose hdmi cables? Try an argument that's even remotely a thing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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1 more pack of flashlights and 13 more wireless speakers needed for our local shelter/TLP for at-risk youth to be able to fill 100 stockings for the kids for Christmas. This is the last day to order for them to arrive in time. <$200 buys ALL of it: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
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December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I always find self help books unsatisfactory because they seem to think ones deficiencies have no material detriment
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Although this was delightful 😂
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Hi there, everypony! I can take this one.

Short version; if you were part of it, you either went right or became trans. I watched friendships end and the fandom tear itself to shreds from a pretty key vantage point.
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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in more exciting (derogatory) news, i inherited a nearly worthless car, am literally in the process of donating it to the Kidney Car people, and they showed up today to pick it up only to find it had already been towed (by the Bylaws people). So now i have to pay $400CAD to retrieve it to donate it.
I have a check coming this week, and more later in the month (work is starting to come in finally!), but could really use about USD $600 to get us caught up on first-of-the-month bills and rent if anyone can help. Cashapp is $AdrienneLeigh, Wise is adrienneleight, or PayPal is below:
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December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Every darkstalkers character should be at least a little bit goofy lookin all the time. If you're drawing a darkstalkers and they just look cool and sexy you wandered off course.
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Christmas Covers By Decade

80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
December 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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This is actually so fucking stupid and I'm mad about it even though I have never really cared about the color of the year lol.

Pantone I reject your "expertise" and turn to WGSN with that gorgeous teal.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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By special request, I am doing a tour of my Lego Botanical Garden.
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm aware that other people can handle the occasional panic attack but that doesn't increase my ability lol
Feeling miserable ? Constantly anxious ? Feeling physically sick from stress? Frequent Suicidal thoughts ? Get used to it - I hate this headline so much
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM