uncle Emily, mouth messiah
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I can trace all my life's misfortunes back to a single toilet.
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Phrases that my CPR instructor uttered before hands-on learning: back shots (instead of the back blows) and stop bouncing on it (instead of stabilizing my arms)
June 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Phrases that my CPR instructor uttered before hands-on learning: back shots (instead of the back blows) and stop bouncing on it (instead of stabilizing my arms)
Democracy dies. Switch 2 rise.
June 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Democracy dies. Switch 2 rise.
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The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary.
Just saying.
Just saying.
May 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary.
Just saying.
Just saying.
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April 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Trans Lifeline is a good place to direct resources if you’re looking to help here
fuck everyone involved with this decision
fuck everyone involved with this decision
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Trans Lifeline is a good place to direct resources if you’re looking to help here
fuck everyone involved with this decision
fuck everyone involved with this decision
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Everyone sharing an egg at the Tampopo screening
There are absolutely Hollywood producers emailing each other right now desperately trying to figure out how to forcibly engineer their own "Chicken Jockey" moment to drive internet traffic and ticket sales.
April 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Everyone sharing an egg at the Tampopo screening
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Happy 30th anniversary to maybe the greatest album of all time
April 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy 30th anniversary to maybe the greatest album of all time
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Tomorrow is National Day of Silence to commemorate LGBTQ+ voices that have been historically silenced. Tonight is the season finale of Yellowjackets and the season premiere of Hacks. How am I gonna freak out with my TV watching coworker tomorrow if I gotta be Silent!! Pretty homophobic if you ask me
April 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Tomorrow is National Day of Silence to commemorate LGBTQ+ voices that have been historically silenced. Tonight is the season finale of Yellowjackets and the season premiere of Hacks. How am I gonna freak out with my TV watching coworker tomorrow if I gotta be Silent!! Pretty homophobic if you ask me
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a betrayal of the values the franchise has stood for
April 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
a betrayal of the values the franchise has stood for
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In the movie Psycho, Janet Leigh stands directly under the shower head and then turns the water on. That is why the movie is called Psycho, one assumes. I turned it off. Stupid.
March 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In the movie Psycho, Janet Leigh stands directly under the shower head and then turns the water on. That is why the movie is called Psycho, one assumes. I turned it off. Stupid.
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when dragged in front of HUAC he chain smoked cigars, pretended not to understand English or what is this you say communism and then stepped off the stand and onto a plane to East Germany
“To those who do not know that the world is on fire, I have nothing to say.”
―Bertolt Brecht
―Bertolt Brecht
April 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
when dragged in front of HUAC he chain smoked cigars, pretended not to understand English or what is this you say communism and then stepped off the stand and onto a plane to East Germany
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BREAKING: A court overturned Ohio's ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth.
This is a critical victory for trans rights.
This is a critical victory for trans rights.
March 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
BREAKING: A court overturned Ohio's ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth.
This is a critical victory for trans rights.
This is a critical victory for trans rights.
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Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
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my fellow Californians of good moral character…
trans people need you, *i* need you, to tell Newsom exactly what you think of him saying trans Californians (in a trans! sanctuary! state!) aren’t worth protecting
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE
trans people need you, *i* need you, to tell Newsom exactly what you think of him saying trans Californians (in a trans! sanctuary! state!) aren’t worth protecting
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE
March 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
my fellow Californians of good moral character…
trans people need you, *i* need you, to tell Newsom exactly what you think of him saying trans Californians (in a trans! sanctuary! state!) aren’t worth protecting
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE
trans people need you, *i* need you, to tell Newsom exactly what you think of him saying trans Californians (in a trans! sanctuary! state!) aren’t worth protecting
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE
The lesbian equivalent to an otter is a seal. And other post water polo thoughts
March 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The lesbian equivalent to an otter is a seal. And other post water polo thoughts
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Please understand: conversion therapy is torture.
They teach your parents to torture you at home and at school. You are removed from your supportive social environment, forbidden to see or interact with friends or the outside world, and punished until you promise to believe lies about yourself.
They teach your parents to torture you at home and at school. You are removed from your supportive social environment, forbidden to see or interact with friends or the outside world, and punished until you promise to believe lies about yourself.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court takes up a case challenging Colorado's ban on conversion therapy for minors, after having previously turned down many other similar challenges.
The law, which protects against efforts to change a minor's sexual orientation or gender identity, was upheld below.
The law, which protects against efforts to change a minor's sexual orientation or gender identity, was upheld below.
March 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Please understand: conversion therapy is torture.
They teach your parents to torture you at home and at school. You are removed from your supportive social environment, forbidden to see or interact with friends or the outside world, and punished until you promise to believe lies about yourself.
They teach your parents to torture you at home and at school. You are removed from your supportive social environment, forbidden to see or interact with friends or the outside world, and punished until you promise to believe lies about yourself.
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DOG AREN'T THAT CUTE 🚫🐶⚠️
March 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
DOG AREN'T THAT CUTE 🚫🐶⚠️
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Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
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The key to the effectiveness of ACT UP was engaging in targeted, strategic civil disobedience & carefully triangulating their actions for maximum visibility, media coverage & impact. ACT UP were pioneers in creating their own media images, & not allowing mainstream media to dictate it for them.
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March 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The key to the effectiveness of ACT UP was engaging in targeted, strategic civil disobedience & carefully triangulating their actions for maximum visibility, media coverage & impact. ACT UP were pioneers in creating their own media images, & not allowing mainstream media to dictate it for them.
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In 1987, outraged by the government's mismanagement of the AIDS crisis, ACT UP – AIDS Coalition To Unleash Power – was formed by activists who perceived orgs like the Gay Men’s Health Crisis to be politically impotent, and who wanted a new approach: radical, direct, nonviolent political action.
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March 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
In 1987, outraged by the government's mismanagement of the AIDS crisis, ACT UP – AIDS Coalition To Unleash Power – was formed by activists who perceived orgs like the Gay Men’s Health Crisis to be politically impotent, and who wanted a new approach: radical, direct, nonviolent political action.
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It is so 2025 that a film with a trans storyline that the trans community fucking despises wins some of the most prestigious film awards in the world and the cisgender winners don’t even mention what’s happening to the trans community in the very country they’re accepting the awards in
March 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It is so 2025 that a film with a trans storyline that the trans community fucking despises wins some of the most prestigious film awards in the world and the cisgender winners don’t even mention what’s happening to the trans community in the very country they’re accepting the awards in
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The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit
February 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit