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I don’t know who said it first but someone pointed out that we put a camera in everybody’s hand and no one found bigfoot but everyone found police brutality.
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I don’t know who said it first but someone pointed out that we put a camera in everybody’s hand and no one found bigfoot but everyone found police brutality.
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"More than five years later, I still find the Democrats’ 2020 heel turn on policing to be one of the most despicable acts of political cowardice I have witnessed in my adult lifetime," writes @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-conseq...
The Consequences of Rejecting "Defund the Police"
Political cowardice is paid for in blood.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
"More than five years later, I still find the Democrats’ 2020 heel turn on policing to be one of the most despicable acts of political cowardice I have witnessed in my adult lifetime," writes @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-conseq...
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BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
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on a personal note, as a resident of sunset park, not super excited about the distinct possibility that the kidnapped president of a foreign government is gonna be detained down the street
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
on a personal note, as a resident of sunset park, not super excited about the distinct possibility that the kidnapped president of a foreign government is gonna be detained down the street
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Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
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The people of Venezuela do not deserve this. Solidarity with the people of Venezuela. May the words of Chavez give them some solace
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 AM
The people of Venezuela do not deserve this. Solidarity with the people of Venezuela. May the words of Chavez give them some solace
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without a doubt his biggest blind spot. what people who aren’t from here don’t fully understand is the NYPD is the Mob. they run this shit. as mayor you either go to war with them or you are serving at their pleasure
Zohran is unbelievably talented but i still worry about his ability to navigate NYPD issues without losing support.
what people like us want him to do with the NYPD and what can be done practically are worlds apart. i hope he can make progress and i hope people understand that it's not an easy task
what people like us want him to do with the NYPD and what can be done practically are worlds apart. i hope he can make progress and i hope people understand that it's not an easy task
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
without a doubt his biggest blind spot. what people who aren’t from here don’t fully understand is the NYPD is the Mob. they run this shit. as mayor you either go to war with them or you are serving at their pleasure
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Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
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Stop me if you've heard this before:
If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???
They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???
They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Stop me if you've heard this before:
If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???
They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???
They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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Fact Check: @hellgatenyc.com actually published the Table of Success *nine months before* the indictment because we have incredible news instincts and acute perspicacity.
tableofsuccess.hellgatenyc.com
tableofsuccess.hellgatenyc.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Fact Check: @hellgatenyc.com actually published the Table of Success *nine months before* the indictment because we have incredible news instincts and acute perspicacity.
tableofsuccess.hellgatenyc.com
tableofsuccess.hellgatenyc.com
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the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter has been identified as 22 year old Tyler Robinson from Utah
very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme
knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultur...
very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme
knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultur...
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter has been identified as 22 year old Tyler Robinson from Utah
very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme
knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultur...
very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme
knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultur...
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No better evidence that "The Cathedral" is fake than allegedly liberal journalists tripping over their dicks to praise, as a champion of free discourse and expression, a guy who made one of his central accomplishments a blacklist of professors
What Elon Musk bought for $44 billion was the ability to fill the brains of people like Ezra Klein with this kind of bullshit www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
No better evidence that "The Cathedral" is fake than allegedly liberal journalists tripping over their dicks to praise, as a champion of free discourse and expression, a guy who made one of his central accomplishments a blacklist of professors
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Delighted to be part of this hot new zine journal, and had a blast chatting about folk necromancy, geomancy, and more in this interview.
I’m stoked to announce the arrival of
BARBAROUS TONGUES: A Journal of Arts and Esoterica. BT bridges art, poetry, magic and ecology in a spirit of nondogmatic cultural cross-pollination. 80p paperback, 8.5x11”.
tinyurl.com/barbaroustongues
#esoterica #occulture #paganpride #witchsky #booksky
BARBAROUS TONGUES: A Journal of Arts and Esoterica. BT bridges art, poetry, magic and ecology in a spirit of nondogmatic cultural cross-pollination. 80p paperback, 8.5x11”.
tinyurl.com/barbaroustongues
#esoterica #occulture #paganpride #witchsky #booksky
August 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Delighted to be part of this hot new zine journal, and had a blast chatting about folk necromancy, geomancy, and more in this interview.
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average American: oh months almost over time to get in my enormous SUV to get my slop in bulk from costco
me, extremely based and trad: walking to the store 3x a day because I keep forgetting to get at least thing I need before every meal
me, extremely based and trad: walking to the store 3x a day because I keep forgetting to get at least thing I need before every meal
July 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
average American: oh months almost over time to get in my enormous SUV to get my slop in bulk from costco
me, extremely based and trad: walking to the store 3x a day because I keep forgetting to get at least thing I need before every meal
me, extremely based and trad: walking to the store 3x a day because I keep forgetting to get at least thing I need before every meal
Very excited that the standard cat has begun to play fetch during the day light hours. Dude’s been bringing soccer balls to the bed and biting my foot at around 3am
July 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Very excited that the standard cat has begun to play fetch during the day light hours. Dude’s been bringing soccer balls to the bed and biting my foot at around 3am
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Is NOBODY going to call DoJ's Todd Blanche "questioning" Ghislaine Maxwell what it actually is - WITNESS TAMPERING? Really, not one person?
July 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is NOBODY going to call DoJ's Todd Blanche "questioning" Ghislaine Maxwell what it actually is - WITNESS TAMPERING? Really, not one person?
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Did I once again smuggle post-structuralist theory into my internet jokes newsletter? 👁️🫦👁️ www.todayintabs.com/p/we-need-to...
We Need To Talk About Sloppers
The best ever death metal bot out of Denton
www.todayintabs.com
July 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Did I once again smuggle post-structuralist theory into my internet jokes newsletter? 👁️🫦👁️ www.todayintabs.com/p/we-need-to...
Obviously because LaVey built the Church of Satan as a liturgical apparatus for Objectivism, our goofballl techlords can't even come up with a blood ritual that doesn't push Libertarianism.
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
ChatGPT Gave Instructions for Murder, Self-Mutilation, and Devil Worship
OpenAI’s chatbot also said “Hail Satan.”
www.theatlantic.com
July 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Obviously because LaVey built the Church of Satan as a liturgical apparatus for Objectivism, our goofballl techlords can't even come up with a blood ritual that doesn't push Libertarianism.
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
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Columbia should revert to its original name. There’s a real “truth in labeling” feel to calling it King’s College now.
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Columbia should revert to its original name. There’s a real “truth in labeling” feel to calling it King’s College now.
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles