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YOU. GOT. A BOOB JOB. 🔞➕
ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗷𝘂𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿. Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service.
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· Nov 29
that yale clambake was not a gay metaphor. i got food poisoning
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Always the bridesmaid, never the bride of Frankenstein wandering the musty halls of a Gothic mansion looking absolutely stunning in a white satin ballgown paired with matching silk pumps and a diamanté clutch bag.
December 27, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride of Frankenstein wandering the musty halls of a Gothic mansion looking absolutely stunning in a white satin ballgown paired with matching silk pumps and a diamanté clutch bag.
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Something very magical about setting up Santa’s mischief for my 3-year-old nephew with my dad and brother and realizing (now that I’m on this side of things) that the Magic of Christmas is actually just a ton of people who love you working hard to bring you joy with no ego about taking credit for it
December 25, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Something very magical about setting up Santa’s mischief for my 3-year-old nephew with my dad and brother and realizing (now that I’m on this side of things) that the Magic of Christmas is actually just a ton of people who love you working hard to bring you joy with no ego about taking credit for it
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
invite jesus for a threesome, call it a hole-y trinity
December 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
invite jesus for a threesome, call it a hole-y trinity
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bro is rippin' a fat blinker
December 14, 2024 at 4:41 PM
bro is rippin' a fat blinker
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Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack
December 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack
weirdest thing that came from realizing i have celiac's was that upon recovery it turns out my reflexes are actually Not shit . Where was this when i was a teenager. i could have had sooooo much hackey sack cred but nooooo god had to silent nerf me
December 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
weirdest thing that came from realizing i have celiac's was that upon recovery it turns out my reflexes are actually Not shit . Where was this when i was a teenager. i could have had sooooo much hackey sack cred but nooooo god had to silent nerf me
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forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist
December 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist
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i respect the hummingbirds fighting over their feeder so much. it’s like if a guy stood around a 10,000 gallon tanker of Sprite that got replenished every two days and when ever someone else got near he’d walk right up and punch them in the face
August 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
i respect the hummingbirds fighting over their feeder so much. it’s like if a guy stood around a 10,000 gallon tanker of Sprite that got replenished every two days and when ever someone else got near he’d walk right up and punch them in the face
in these trying times i ask you all to remember that at the end of the day, i am so unserious
December 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
in these trying times i ask you all to remember that at the end of the day, i am so unserious
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I b in the hole like
December 22, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I b in the hole like
yet another case of so-called feminists thinking the existance of "toxic masculinity" is an excuse to ridicule transmasculine dysphoria. exposing/using long johns' deadname is not "funny", he doesnt just "not like it", he has expressed s**c*dal ideation in my DMs bc of this bullying. Enough of this
December 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
yet another case of so-called feminists thinking the existance of "toxic masculinity" is an excuse to ridicule transmasculine dysphoria. exposing/using long johns' deadname is not "funny", he doesnt just "not like it", he has expressed s**c*dal ideation in my DMs bc of this bullying. Enough of this
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Now honey, mommy is giving you her undivided attention
December 22, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Now honey, mommy is giving you her undivided attention
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Cold outside sarah palin was right
December 22, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Cold outside sarah palin was right
minecraft youtube is really the gift that keeps on giving
December 22, 2024 at 12:01 PM
minecraft youtube is really the gift that keeps on giving
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Today's bear is 602. 602 is an adult male around 11 years old, and he gets so fat he looks more like a mountain than a bear. 602 doesn't hold a place in the dominance hierarchy because he only spends time at Brooks River in the fall, and the big boys mostly ignore him.
December 21, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Today's bear is 602. 602 is an adult male around 11 years old, and he gets so fat he looks more like a mountain than a bear. 602 doesn't hold a place in the dominance hierarchy because he only spends time at Brooks River in the fall, and the big boys mostly ignore him.
chatting shit? come&get a look at my approximately 66 followers made up of an indeterminable amount of AI cloutbots.. suddenly soundin real quiet luv xx
December 20, 2024 at 9:16 PM
chatting shit? come&get a look at my approximately 66 followers made up of an indeterminable amount of AI cloutbots.. suddenly soundin real quiet luv xx
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stop sending him emails with action items. he does not want them. and god help you if there's a meeting request in there.
December 20, 2024 at 8:32 PM
stop sending him emails with action items. he does not want them. and god help you if there's a meeting request in there.
where was peter piper finding this pickled pepper tree anyway
December 20, 2024 at 9:05 PM
where was peter piper finding this pickled pepper tree anyway
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How could Joe Rogan be propaganda? He smokes weed
December 19, 2024 at 3:40 PM
How could Joe Rogan be propaganda? He smokes weed
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I won’t tell anyone if i win the lottery, but there will be signs.
December 16, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I won’t tell anyone if i win the lottery, but there will be signs.
December 19, 2024 at 8:44 PM