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Goku hits a blinker (without coughing)
YouTube video by QuesadillaSlam
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September 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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the Matrix left out the part where people just volunteered themselves for the pods because their AI girlfriend told them it was a fuck chamber
August 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the Matrix left out the part where people just volunteered themselves for the pods because their AI girlfriend told them it was a fuck chamber
shaving a racing stripe into my pubes so she knows i'm gonna go fast and have to take a few breaks before finishing
July 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
shaving a racing stripe into my pubes so she knows i'm gonna go fast and have to take a few breaks before finishing
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She’s a 10 but she thinks the plural of fish is foosh
April 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
She’s a 10 but she thinks the plural of fish is foosh
maybe he just wanted to be a whistleblower and now he's playing it cool
March 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
maybe he just wanted to be a whistleblower and now he's playing it cool
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can i come over and hold your balls with this
March 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
can i come over and hold your balls with this
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the coyote is the architect of his own destruction. He is clever, even intelligent, but it goes untempered by wisdom. He is a slave to his appetites, represented by the roadrunner, committing himself to the delusion that this time will be different. We are invited to heap our scorn upon him
February 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the coyote is the architect of his own destruction. He is clever, even intelligent, but it goes untempered by wisdom. He is a slave to his appetites, represented by the roadrunner, committing himself to the delusion that this time will be different. We are invited to heap our scorn upon him
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eating a garden gnome like a chicken wing
February 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
eating a garden gnome like a chicken wing
just calculated Big O for how my brain processes movement of a computer mouse and i have nothing but criticism for the idiot who programmed this thing
February 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
just calculated Big O for how my brain processes movement of a computer mouse and i have nothing but criticism for the idiot who programmed this thing
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Jesus: blessed are a ball garglers. I'm just tryna get my balls gargled
Matthew (to scribe): don't write that one down
Matthew (to scribe): don't write that one down
February 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Jesus: blessed are a ball garglers. I'm just tryna get my balls gargled
Matthew (to scribe): don't write that one down
Matthew (to scribe): don't write that one down
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HISS HISS 😾❤️🔥🔪🩸
February 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
HISS HISS 😾❤️🔥🔪🩸
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i bet electricians go nuts for spines. just a tube of bone platemail for our brain's power cord
February 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i bet electricians go nuts for spines. just a tube of bone platemail for our brain's power cord
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Looks like it's a transgender snow storm in Virginia.
February 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Looks like it's a transgender snow storm in Virginia.
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Del Monte Daniel Craig Popsicles (2009-2009): To celebrate National Ice Cream week in the UK, Del Monte decided to release cranberry, blueberry, and pomegranate "ice lollies" modeled after the shirtless torso and head of actor Daniel Craig
February 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Del Monte Daniel Craig Popsicles (2009-2009): To celebrate National Ice Cream week in the UK, Del Monte decided to release cranberry, blueberry, and pomegranate "ice lollies" modeled after the shirtless torso and head of actor Daniel Craig
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i searched blue sky for sports ball and immediately saw at least 3 guys posting their soft penises
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i searched blue sky for sports ball and immediately saw at least 3 guys posting their soft penises
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The biggest problem with DEI is that it prevents us from staffing our company entirely with guys named Cody who can shotgun 17 beers in an hour
February 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The biggest problem with DEI is that it prevents us from staffing our company entirely with guys named Cody who can shotgun 17 beers in an hour
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[beastie boys voice]
i drive fast and i play loud TUNES
took ur girl to eat crab ranGOONS
i drive fast and i play loud TUNES
took ur girl to eat crab ranGOONS
February 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
[beastie boys voice]
i drive fast and i play loud TUNES
took ur girl to eat crab ranGOONS
i drive fast and i play loud TUNES
took ur girl to eat crab ranGOONS
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Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
blue balls is when you don't get to cuddle after sex
February 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
blue balls is when you don't get to cuddle after sex
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Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.
January 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.
i know evolution isn't real because i haven't evolved to stop tasting the burnt popcorns and i know god isn't real because he built me to taste the burnt popcorns
January 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i know evolution isn't real because i haven't evolved to stop tasting the burnt popcorns and i know god isn't real because he built me to taste the burnt popcorns