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A story in two parts.
December 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM
A story in two parts.
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Everyone’s vibing about “Hot Frosty” yet when I fucked a snowman five police cars showed up.
December 26, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Everyone’s vibing about “Hot Frosty” yet when I fucked a snowman five police cars showed up.
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You know who else tosses out the bubble wrap without popping all the bubbles?
Satan
Satan
December 26, 2024 at 7:03 PM
You know who else tosses out the bubble wrap without popping all the bubbles?
Satan
Satan
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I’m rooting for Canada to buy the U.S. in 2025.
December 26, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I’m rooting for Canada to buy the U.S. in 2025.
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I am thinking of doing a No Buy Year in 2025 so I need to buy 365 pairs of underwear this week I guess
December 26, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I am thinking of doing a No Buy Year in 2025 so I need to buy 365 pairs of underwear this week I guess
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None of us are supposed to be here, thanks a lot Mayans
December 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
None of us are supposed to be here, thanks a lot Mayans
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Me: Can I buy you a drink?
Cop: I guess but I’m still writing up this ticket
Cop: I guess but I’m still writing up this ticket
December 26, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Me: Can I buy you a drink?
Cop: I guess but I’m still writing up this ticket
Cop: I guess but I’m still writing up this ticket
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Mouth of the Cape Cod Canal, looking south from Scusset Beach. And an approaching death cloud
December 26, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Mouth of the Cape Cod Canal, looking south from Scusset Beach. And an approaching death cloud
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Hiding a reply should deliver an electric shock
December 26, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Hiding a reply should deliver an electric shock
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Irony would like a word.
December 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Irony would like a word.
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I'm getting so tired of hearing from politicians how good the people of the U.S. are. A lot of good people here to be sure. But, when so many were/are willing to vote for a moral degenerate like Trump or sat on their hands and let such an atrocity happen, how "good" as a country can we really be?
November 23, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I'm getting so tired of hearing from politicians how good the people of the U.S. are. A lot of good people here to be sure. But, when so many were/are willing to vote for a moral degenerate like Trump or sat on their hands and let such an atrocity happen, how "good" as a country can we really be?
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In a perfect world, Nat King Cole bundles Michael Bublé in a hockey fight at center ice
December 21, 2024 at 3:11 PM
In a perfect world, Nat King Cole bundles Michael Bublé in a hockey fight at center ice
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You guys ever burn an air hockey table in your backyard just to fight against the darkness?
December 13, 2024 at 1:17 PM
You guys ever burn an air hockey table in your backyard just to fight against the darkness?
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My skeets are long bc I’m compensating
December 13, 2024 at 2:26 PM
My skeets are long bc I’m compensating
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Landlord kicked me out of his woodpile. Heading up to Sable Island to live with the feral horses, our butts to the wind
December 13, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Landlord kicked me out of his woodpile. Heading up to Sable Island to live with the feral horses, our butts to the wind
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ARAGORN: you have my sword
LEGOLAS: and my bow
GIMLI: and my axe
ME: and my cordless drill. Seriously dude. I need that back
LEGOLAS: and my bow
GIMLI: and my axe
ME: and my cordless drill. Seriously dude. I need that back
December 11, 2024 at 7:25 PM
ARAGORN: you have my sword
LEGOLAS: and my bow
GIMLI: and my axe
ME: and my cordless drill. Seriously dude. I need that back
LEGOLAS: and my bow
GIMLI: and my axe
ME: and my cordless drill. Seriously dude. I need that back
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“Your guy is late.”
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
December 13, 2024 at 7:39 PM
“Your guy is late.”
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
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It’s getting to be about that time where I think I can cut my own hair.
December 13, 2024 at 8:13 PM
It’s getting to be about that time where I think I can cut my own hair.
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
December 13, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.