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ᴀᴛᴛᴏʀɴᴇʏ, ᴄᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴇᴄʀᴜɪᴛᴇʀ, ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴅᴏᴛ ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴛᴀɴ ꜱᴜɪᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅɴᴇᴄᴋ ʀɪᴠɪᴇʀᴀ. #ᴀɴᴛɪꜰᴀꜱᴄɪꜱᴛ 🖖 🧀 🌊
Thoughts and prayers Michigan.
December 25, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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Many people are saying that the decorative entryway for this event will be a huge golden needle with an unusually large eye.
December 24, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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We’re about to see how much loss, pain and suffering people are willing to take in exchange for not wanting to vote for a woman.
December 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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Can't wait to watch Mitch McConnell vote in favor of RFK Jr.'s nomination to be the head of HHS along with his lawyer who sued the FDA to revoke the polio vaccine's approval.

Mitch McConnell suffered from polio as a child.

Watch, he'll vote for RFK Jr. anyway.
December 13, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Bashar Al-Assad can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
December 8, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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One thing I've noticed about Bluesky is that two-thirds of the people I followed here from Twitter haven't bothered to follow back.
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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What you’re missing on Twitter:
November 30, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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I'm half of a couple on Holiday House Hunters. I model pet hair on black clothes, and my husband sells drawings of turkeys made from the outline of his hand. our budget is $4 million.
November 28, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Let’s kill our economy, ruin our environment, health care systems & public education, restrict our free press, put women back in the dark ages, support dictators, turn our military against our citizens, give away our national security intelligence, suspend or simply ignore our constitution.
Jim O’Neill, the felon’s new nominee for Deputy Sec, of Health has a troubling history He’s Thiel ally who wants the FDA to approve drugs *before proving they work.* O’Neill’s radical “at your own risk” agenda puts lives on the line.🤬
#MedSky
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Trump announces more picks including US trade chief and health deputy
Attorney Jamieson Greer to play key role in trade team and John O’Neill picked to be RFK Jr’s health department deputy
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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There's all this post election disecting of the election and why Trump won and it's largely ridiculous.

Harris did nearly as well as Biden in swing states or BETTER and lost all of them because Trump ran up the score with rural and suburban white voters

Aka: racism and sexism
November 28, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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The Trump ordeal has made one thing clear.

Too many of our checks and balances rely on norms, traditions and the honor code.

It works when those elected into power are people of honor and integrity who respect our norms and traditions.

Elect a lifelong criminal and it all goes sideways.
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Hi, I’m God.
Thou shalt not steal. That includes taking from the poor and giving it to the rich.
November 28, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
"So I was cramming for finals and I happened to have my gear with me..."
November 26, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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Anyone who could pass a rigorous background check would not want to work for him anyway.
November 24, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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It’s not even January, and I’m already exhausted by the next four years.
November 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president
November 23, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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CNN’s ratings are down 40%.

Maybe they shouldn’t have tried to both-sides fascism.
November 23, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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I got some gold.
It’s my duty to share this incredible starter pack of tier one #shitposters. 💁🏼‍♀️✨💖👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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November 22, 2024 at 8:22 AM
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Someday, on some platform, you’re going to follow me back.

Until then, I’ll keep enjoying your content.
November 22, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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I’m just gonna say it:
I WANT FEWER RAPISTS.
November 22, 2024 at 5:32 AM