professionalworm.bsky.social
@professionalworm.bsky.social
Man what. 27
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
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CEOs and executives are all bros who wanna hook you up with that job you want but the women in HR won't let them
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
CEOs and executives are all bros who wanna hook you up with that job you want but the women in HR won't let them
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"Human beings enjoy having an underclass to look down on and get angry when you take that away from them" is the secret to understanding so much about how the world works.
Picture related
Picture related
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"Human beings enjoy having an underclass to look down on and get angry when you take that away from them" is the secret to understanding so much about how the world works.
Picture related
Picture related
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Half a century ago the white working class got presented a choice between solidarity with their brown coworkers or their white bosses and they've been choosing the latter every four to eight years since then
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Half a century ago the white working class got presented a choice between solidarity with their brown coworkers or their white bosses and they've been choosing the latter every four to eight years since then
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Chuck Schumer pretend that Republicans are a brown Muslim running for mayor in New York City and start actually trying to undermine them
Senate Democrats weeping and flagellating themselves for all the trouble they've caused their trusted Republican colleagues.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Chuck Schumer pretend that Republicans are a brown Muslim running for mayor in New York City and start actually trying to undermine them
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The key to understanding the chud mind is that They and Only They are allowed to be the violent bullies. Anything else is a violation of their natural law.
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The key to understanding the chud mind is that They and Only They are allowed to be the violent bullies. Anything else is a violation of their natural law.
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Biden and other top Dems talked about what was in the IRA all the freaking time.
I think it is the job of the press to tell people what's in major legislation and how it will affect their lives.
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Biden and other top Dems talked about what was in the IRA all the freaking time.
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Look, "if Obama did this" is a boring counterfactual, but the shit that scanned as "defiling the office" under Obama would blow your mind.
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Look, "if Obama did this" is a boring counterfactual, but the shit that scanned as "defiling the office" under Obama would blow your mind.
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There is no system where keeping bad people out of power is not important. You can create systems with rules against abusing power. But we already have one of those. The problem is that the people in charge selectively enforce them if at all, which is why you don't want bad people in charge.
I will repost this forever.
October 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
There is no system where keeping bad people out of power is not important. You can create systems with rules against abusing power. But we already have one of those. The problem is that the people in charge selectively enforce them if at all, which is why you don't want bad people in charge.
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I cannot tell you how many times I've given just normal criticism about dudes doing weird stuff, and people have responded with, "YOU JUST WANT THEM TO BE HOMELESS OR TO GET THEM KILLED."
I need more of this genre of image (YouTubers crying that people want them dead)
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I cannot tell you how many times I've given just normal criticism about dudes doing weird stuff, and people have responded with, "YOU JUST WANT THEM TO BE HOMELESS OR TO GET THEM KILLED."
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Can I finally admit that I hate this tweet and the way it gets used to sneer and dismiss people for being able to understand the concept of context and dog whistles
October 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Can I finally admit that I hate this tweet and the way it gets used to sneer and dismiss people for being able to understand the concept of context and dog whistles
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Dave Chappelle is one of the comedians getting paid millions for going to this and I expect he'll have a whole bit about getting canceled for it when he's doing a set at the 2027 Republican National Convention
Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on.
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival
Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival
www.avclub.com
September 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Dave Chappelle is one of the comedians getting paid millions for going to this and I expect he'll have a whole bit about getting canceled for it when he's doing a set at the 2027 Republican National Convention
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I feel like a lot of our political moment stems down to tens of millions of Americans literally incapable of imagining something worse than someone being annoying.
September 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I feel like a lot of our political moment stems down to tens of millions of Americans literally incapable of imagining something worse than someone being annoying.
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People on here say the problem with Democrats is the hegemonic DNC Illuminati rulings with an iron fist, but I think the actual problem is that we’re leaderless at the moment and nobody’s really picked up the crown from the gutter yet.
September 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
People on here say the problem with Democrats is the hegemonic DNC Illuminati rulings with an iron fist, but I think the actual problem is that we’re leaderless at the moment and nobody’s really picked up the crown from the gutter yet.
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I suspect we are, probably for our own mental health, underestimating the degree to which the Trump administration is dominated by the worst swingers imaginable
Call me old fashioned, but aren’t both parts of this relationship currently, uh, married to other people?
So many crazy details in Ben Terris's story about Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, who we can confirm are not only dating but running DHS together: nymag.com/intelligence...
September 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I suspect we are, probably for our own mental health, underestimating the degree to which the Trump administration is dominated by the worst swingers imaginable
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You're supposed to pretend the outrage about Trump on here is evenly distributed and the white hot anger isn't coming from people who unironically enjoy brunch while all the cool kids sneer about how Kamala would have been just as bad
September 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You're supposed to pretend the outrage about Trump on here is evenly distributed and the white hot anger isn't coming from people who unironically enjoy brunch while all the cool kids sneer about how Kamala would have been just as bad
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sorry but at some point you have to stop being concerned about appearing cool and detached and actually start believing in things, even if it means defending the rights of stupid people like jimmy kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
sorry but at some point you have to stop being concerned about appearing cool and detached and actually start believing in things, even if it means defending the rights of stupid people like jimmy kimmel
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This is unironically true in the case of the media with the corollary that they also hate us for their responsibilities and our freedom to criticize them for failing to meet them.
As ever, they hate us for our freedoms.
September 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is unironically true in the case of the media with the corollary that they also hate us for their responsibilities and our freedom to criticize them for failing to meet them.
bro talks like every youtuber tf 😭
September 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
bro talks like every youtuber tf 😭
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lol but also seriously, the notion that writers have somehow failed if people who are paying attention can put the pieces together is the most cancerous side effect of “spoiler” culture.
what if you do that and you foreshadow it so that folks talking to each other on the internet can figure it out before the third act even drops?
rewrite the entire main story in a week?
rewrite the entire main story in a week?
September 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
lol but also seriously, the notion that writers have somehow failed if people who are paying attention can put the pieces together is the most cancerous side effect of “spoiler” culture.
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Quite simply, they’ll never forgive us for what they did to us.
September 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Quite simply, they’ll never forgive us for what they did to us.
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The notion that doing anything good in public ever was in itself proof you are actually a bad person because virtue signaling is the worst sin you can possibly commit has to be the most destructive psyop in human history.
I'm seeing a social media trend where people are sneaking pics of men reading books in public and making fun of them as "performative males"
And while I love a good dunk, I don't think you guys want men to be reading even less than they are now. Just saying
And while I love a good dunk, I don't think you guys want men to be reading even less than they are now. Just saying
September 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The notion that doing anything good in public ever was in itself proof you are actually a bad person because virtue signaling is the worst sin you can possibly commit has to be the most destructive psyop in human history.
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Why did Gen Z males all hate Kamala with the fury of a thousand suns while believing that Trump was gonna personally make each of them rich I dunno what could possibly explain this it must be her neoliberal policies
They fired this woman and replaced her with an AI. Good luck to all the Gen Z males out there trying to get your job application seen by a human being after Trump crashes the economy.
September 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Why did Gen Z males all hate Kamala with the fury of a thousand suns while believing that Trump was gonna personally make each of them rich I dunno what could possibly explain this it must be her neoliberal policies