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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist
@magickali.bsky.social
No. 44, New Series 864962, an inhabitant of Carcosa.
🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇲🇽 BLM Antifa
The Old World is dying,
and the New World struggles to be born:
now is the Time of Monsters.

Happy New Year... if you can survive it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Hard truths time:
Crypto is not an investment. It's gambling.
This man is abusing his power for his own personal gain, which is a common theme throughout this entire administration.

Distracting racists by stoking hate about brown people are the only reason they can get away with it.
DOJ official Todd Blanche promised to dump his crypto holdings no later than 90 days after his Senate confirmation in March.

But about a month into the job — before divesting — he ordered an end to investigations into crypto companies.

By @coreygjohnson.bsky.social @shaw.al
Top DOJ Official Todd Blanche Shut Down Crypto Enforcement While Holding Crypto Assets
The second-highest official at the DOJ, Todd Blanche rose to prominence as Trump’s personal defense attorney. His actions violated the federal conflicts of interest law and his ethics agreement, exper...
www.propublica.org
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Don't drag me into this. I'm just running a small business here.
You offer me a heart, I give you an unspecified amount of power. It's all above board. Also, no animal hearts! I run on quality here.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Earth, Wind, & Shire
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I guess that explains why Vine is coming back...
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What is this blasphemous abomination?!

Ok, maybe... maybe, just a bite.

For Science.
Soon it will be time to make the Fruit Cocktail Eggnog Pie.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
2025 summed up in a gif
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I SHALL EAT THIS BABY AND BECOME DONKEY CHRIST!
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If you feel like gambling, go ahead and say it anyway.
You have a 26.6% chance of being right!
I did the math, you can look it up. You're Welcome!
DON’T 👏 GO 👏 AROUND 👏 SAYING 👏 HAPPY 👏 HANUKKAH 👏 TO 👏 JEWISH 👏 PEOPLE 👏 IT’S 👏 NOT 👏 ANTI-SEMITIC 👏 WE 👏 JUST 👏 DON’T👏KNOW👏 WHEN 👏 IT👏 IS👏
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Finally, after all this time...
My spirit animal has arrived.
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I have a ton of hoodies, but I have never worn the hood up.
I scrunch the hood around my neck to keep it warm, though.
I have now wasted ten seconds of your life. I am sorry.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
ChatGPT is like Duolingo.
You think you're learning, but you're not.
You're not learning concepts, your memorizing prompts.
ANALYSIS | ChatGPT may help you find information faster, but you learn less | CBC Radio
Bob McDonald’s Blog: Recent studies show that using chatbots like ChatGPT may get us information faster than ever before, but we’re not gaining much knowledge by using it.
www.cbc.ca
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I need to come up with a really hot take that I can post with a picture of Norman Rockwell's 'Freedom of Speech' painting.

Norman Rockwell's 'Freedom of Speech' painting posts are so hot right now.
a group of people sitting in a theater with the words so hot right now written on the bottom
Alt: Mugatu from Zoolander with the words 'so hot right now' written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's no Holy Hand-grenade, but it'll do.
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Happy Thanksgiving.
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
me reading your posts
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Cranberries taste like cherries that hate you."

-John Oliver
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I still reel at the fact that Trump has to put "real" in front of his OWN NAME on HIS OWN SOCIAL MEDIA platform.
Like, what are you doing?
hard launch.

on truth social.

mamdani broke his brain.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thank you, Etsy Witches!
High-profile Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene to quit Congress after Trump feud
The Georgia representative will leave office in the New Year.
www.bbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Alternative Title:
HERE ARE 86 DEMOCRATS THAT NEED TO BE PRIMARIED OUT OF EXISTENCE.
Anyone against socialism is against the very fabric of a society.
Examples of socialism:
Police
Fire Departments
Roads, streets, highways
Social Security
Pensions
The Military
Emergency Healthcare
Libraries
& More!
In a country where the cost of living rises but wages don't, where illness can leave you in financial ruin, and where the young feel they have no chance at any upward mobility, 86 House Democrats joined Republicans to pass a resolution denouncing “the horrors of socialism.” trib.al/YmIjeGU
86 Democrats Condemn Socialism as Zohran Mamdani Meets With Trump
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries appeared to lead the charge.
trib.al
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don't trust anyone.
If I like what they're saying, I trust them even less.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My favorite thing about the red/blue pill meme, is that it was written by two trans-women.
LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How about:
*Stop deporting immigrant construction workers (& all others)
*Repeal all the tariffs, like the ones that are raising the cost of building materials
*End Single-family zoning rules
*Maybe regulate your precious capitalism so rich people don't gorge themselves on other peoples misfortunes?
During the recent government shutdown, Trump directed Pulte to think about ways to use Fannie and Freddie to ramp up housing production and address the US’s critical housing shortage.

Pulte flew down to Trump’s Palm Beach golf club to present his idea for the president’s demand: a 50-year mortgage.
Bill Pulte is really having a week
The revelations against the Trump loyalist keep piling up.
www.motherjones.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM