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Me- How do the elves poop anyway?
Husband- I don’t know but they’re fucking smug about it.
Me- How do the elves poop anyway?
Husband- I don’t know but they’re fucking smug about it.
mrs polo: did you get the salt
marco polo: fuck *putting shoes back on* fuck me
mrs polo: did you get the salt
marco polo: fuck *putting shoes back on* fuck me
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
Me, the ultimate guest: “the most important dish of all”
Me, the ultimate guest: “the most important dish of all”
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