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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead
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woke 2 televised golf course obliteration channel
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
woke 2 televised golf course obliteration channel
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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JIG OF LIFE BY KATE BUSH!
February 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
JIG OF LIFE BY KATE BUSH!
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Now I just want a riff on Odyssey where all of Whit's folksy wisdom is rooted Gnosticism
"Oh, I certainly wish our creator was as benevolent as you've been led to believe, Eugene, but he's a mere pretender to the true glory of the Monad! He's what's keeping us bound to this sinful material plane!"
"Oh, I certainly wish our creator was as benevolent as you've been led to believe, Eugene, but he's a mere pretender to the true glory of the Monad! He's what's keeping us bound to this sinful material plane!"
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Now I just want a riff on Odyssey where all of Whit's folksy wisdom is rooted Gnosticism
"Oh, I certainly wish our creator was as benevolent as you've been led to believe, Eugene, but he's a mere pretender to the true glory of the Monad! He's what's keeping us bound to this sinful material plane!"
"Oh, I certainly wish our creator was as benevolent as you've been led to believe, Eugene, but he's a mere pretender to the true glory of the Monad! He's what's keeping us bound to this sinful material plane!"
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I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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was really overwhelmed with a desire to draw this. sorry
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
was really overwhelmed with a desire to draw this. sorry
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"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)." Not even for gender panic reasons, though that doesn't help. Just a dogshit riff, juiceless chorus, and inescapable ubiquity a needle drop in trailers for every single comedy with a cross dressing scene made between 1988-present
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)." Not even for gender panic reasons, though that doesn't help. Just a dogshit riff, juiceless chorus, and inescapable ubiquity a needle drop in trailers for every single comedy with a cross dressing scene made between 1988-present
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because the allegations came to light, there’s absolutely no way she didn’t know before that. it’s insulting to expect anyone to believe that
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
because the allegations came to light, there’s absolutely no way she didn’t know before that. it’s insulting to expect anyone to believe that
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there are two options. we can allow the democrats to continue providing funding support for these operations as they rationalize it away as a sad but inevitable reality, or we can eliminate these operations and memorialize them as a shameful chapter in our history alongside japanese internment
Kelly Vargas writes about what happened to her, her husband, and their 6yo daughter in the family camp in Texas.
Filth, illness, medical abuse—her child has lasting complications from being injured by a staff member.
We don't know the half of what's happening in the camps, but we know enough.
Filth, illness, medical abuse—her child has lasting complications from being injured by a staff member.
We don't know the half of what's happening in the camps, but we know enough.
My Daughter Lived the Liam Ramos Nightmare. It Turned Out Worse for Us.
The constant threats took a toll on my health. My daughter’s health deteriorated even faster.
slate.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
there are two options. we can allow the democrats to continue providing funding support for these operations as they rationalize it away as a sad but inevitable reality, or we can eliminate these operations and memorialize them as a shameful chapter in our history alongside japanese internment
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Hi, Epstein did not create the GCs. Researchers for the last ten years have been telling you over and over about the collection of forces that resulted in the GCs. There is no conspiracy. Just a bunch of political actors collaborating in their mutual interest.
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Hi, Epstein did not create the GCs. Researchers for the last ten years have been telling you over and over about the collection of forces that resulted in the GCs. There is no conspiracy. Just a bunch of political actors collaborating in their mutual interest.
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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there is not a vast conspiracy by pedophile billionaires. capitalists naturally operate outside legality and naturally look out for and protect each other. that's why they use their main email accounts and barely even try to hide it
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
there is not a vast conspiracy by pedophile billionaires. capitalists naturally operate outside legality and naturally look out for and protect each other. that's why they use their main email accounts and barely even try to hide it
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this is unfortunately true and you have to accept it as table stakes for the organizing we’re going to be doing over the next five years. justice is possible but it won’t come from these democrats
Dems aren’t convicting and impeaching Trump. they wouldn’t even do it after January 6 when many of them were endangered, they certainly won’t do it now when they keep giving him ICE funding and voting for his judges. and they can’t turn over enough of Congress to do it before 2028. I’m sorry
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
this is unfortunately true and you have to accept it as table stakes for the organizing we’re going to be doing over the next five years. justice is possible but it won’t come from these democrats
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the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
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USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
July 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
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The lives of sex workers keep getting worse while the lives of pedophiles and sexual abusers keep getting easier. Every piece of evidence shows the superstructure loves sexual abuse and hates sexual agency. Destroy it or forever be Protestant.
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 AM
The lives of sex workers keep getting worse while the lives of pedophiles and sexual abusers keep getting easier. Every piece of evidence shows the superstructure loves sexual abuse and hates sexual agency. Destroy it or forever be Protestant.
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
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Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
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Guys, we gotta stop the “but her emails” shit. Clinton illegally sidestepped FOIA so she could avoid public scrutiny in the same way the Bush administration did. Her family’s also tied up in the pedocon ring, with Maxwell being a guest at her kid’swedding post-Epstein conviction.
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
January 31, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Guys, we gotta stop the “but her emails” shit. Clinton illegally sidestepped FOIA so she could avoid public scrutiny in the same way the Bush administration did. Her family’s also tied up in the pedocon ring, with Maxwell being a guest at her kid’swedding post-Epstein conviction.
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looked this guy up because of a reply, this is apparently not some dude putting on a stunt but a member of the community who does a lot of volunteer work with unhoused people www.kqed.org/news/1206981...
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
looked this guy up because of a reply, this is apparently not some dude putting on a stunt but a member of the community who does a lot of volunteer work with unhoused people www.kqed.org/news/1206981...
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Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.