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puffin, Etymology: Middle English pophyn. Also an old fogey computer nerd, former ISP person, crazy cat and tea lady; Toby and Jesse's girl forever.
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Loomer deleted the post on the left this morning
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.

Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
August 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
April 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.
March 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night
January 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.
December 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.
November 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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A friend told me about this one and I didn’t believe her until I tried it myself
November 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Public Service Announcement for everyone who likes wearing dresses that fit & have pockets: DO NOT ORDER FROM ESHAKTI. You may have in the past (they were great) but don't do it anymore, starting now. If you are waiting for an order, file a chargeback.

Why?

Well read on, my lovers & friends. 🧵
September 5, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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optimist: the cup is half full

pessimist: the cup is half empty

artificial intelligence: the cup was invented in 1894 by character actor Walt Whitman
optimist: the cup is half full

pessimist: the cup is half empty

polling analyst: the cup is closely divided
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Hemingway: For Sale. Water Cup. Half Used.
September 3, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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I am delighted to report that a shitpost I wrote a year or so ago in response to the question 'who was the first person to boil an egg?' is now being repeated by AI-penned spam pages
August 31, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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The Wizard of Oz is 85
And in 1998, Rick Polito wrote the greatest one line description of a movie ever for a listing on TCM.
August 25, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Downfall videos are America’s haiku
August 9, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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Good morning. ✌️☕️
June 19, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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I won’t tell anyone if I win the lottery, but there will be signs (getting stoned to death by the townspeople)
April 3, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Thanks, NASA! 😂
April 7, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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To be fair, they only look like this if the photographer is English.
The Scottish wildcat is absolutely, 100% fed up with your bullshit.
March 30, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes
March 4, 2024 at 9:09 PM
So today's plans changed when I saw it was Derek Craven day. Why not listen for the umpteenth time?
February 4, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Munch's 'The Scream' reimagined in a focaccia by Rebecca, (via @ stephennold1)
January 7, 2024 at 1:36 PM