Aoife “Fe” Baker
@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem.
Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
Just saw an ad for a were-CEO novel. I know they meant a werewolf who is a CEO, but I’m dying laughing as I picture a normal wage-slave who once a month turns into a feral CEO for three days.
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just saw an ad for a were-CEO novel. I know they meant a werewolf who is a CEO, but I’m dying laughing as I picture a normal wage-slave who once a month turns into a feral CEO for three days.
Hard to learn from a Bangles biography that there is someone out there living my best life surname-wise:
Eternal Flame: The Authorized Biography of The Bangles by Jennifer Otter Bickerdike
Bicker. Dike. My two favorite things to do! In one name!!!
Eternal Flame: The Authorized Biography of The Bangles by Jennifer Otter Bickerdike
Bicker. Dike. My two favorite things to do! In one name!!!
December 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Hard to learn from a Bangles biography that there is someone out there living my best life surname-wise:
Eternal Flame: The Authorized Biography of The Bangles by Jennifer Otter Bickerdike
Bicker. Dike. My two favorite things to do! In one name!!!
Eternal Flame: The Authorized Biography of The Bangles by Jennifer Otter Bickerdike
Bicker. Dike. My two favorite things to do! In one name!!!
This may legitimately be the least-flattering photo ever taken of me, but I’m posting it anyway because LOOK HOW CUTE WE ARE MATCHING SITH!
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This may legitimately be the least-flattering photo ever taken of me, but I’m posting it anyway because LOOK HOW CUTE WE ARE MATCHING SITH!
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why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
To have enough social connections to pull off a heist.
wrong answers only:
To have enough social connections to pull off a heist.
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
Easier to be a horrible little hermit if my partners have other partners to play with
wrong answers only:
Easier to be a horrible little hermit if my partners have other partners to play with
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
regular check-in meetings, shared calendar management, and frequent travel were so fun at work that i needed them at home too
wrong answers only:
regular check-in meetings, shared calendar management, and frequent travel were so fun at work that i needed them at home too
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
To have enough social connections to pull off a heist.
wrong answers only:
To have enough social connections to pull off a heist.
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I know, kitten, but mom’s got to out and make us wet food money.
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I know, kitten, but mom’s got to out and make us wet food money.
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🍂La Belle Dame sans Merci🍂
Another new piece I've done within Cynthia Sheppard's smARTschool class 😊 Inspired by John Keats' ballad.
#art #juliametzgerart
Another new piece I've done within Cynthia Sheppard's smARTschool class 😊 Inspired by John Keats' ballad.
#art #juliametzgerart
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
🍂La Belle Dame sans Merci🍂
Another new piece I've done within Cynthia Sheppard's smARTschool class 😊 Inspired by John Keats' ballad.
#art #juliametzgerart
Another new piece I've done within Cynthia Sheppard's smARTschool class 😊 Inspired by John Keats' ballad.
#art #juliametzgerart
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Reposted by Aoife “Fe” Baker
NEW ESSAY — On the Moorish Revival castles of two eccentric Italian aristocrats: Cesare Mattei's Rochetta Mattei, optimised for electrohomeopathic healing, and Ferdinando Panciatichi's Castello di Sammezzano, an immersive, orientalist fever dream: publicdomainreview.org/essay/a-thou...
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
NEW ESSAY — On the Moorish Revival castles of two eccentric Italian aristocrats: Cesare Mattei's Rochetta Mattei, optimised for electrohomeopathic healing, and Ferdinando Panciatichi's Castello di Sammezzano, an immersive, orientalist fever dream: publicdomainreview.org/essay/a-thou...
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Forcing my child to wear cute sweaters to stay warm in Maine.
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Forcing my child to wear cute sweaters to stay warm in Maine.
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April 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This would totally work for my grief
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This would totally work for my grief
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
I came here to repost art and kick ass, and I’m all outta ass.
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I came here to repost art and kick ass, and I’m all outta ass.
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Reposted by Aoife “Fe” Baker
Three paintings by Ilene Meyer published — the second one across two pages — in OMNI, vol. 10, no. 11 (August 1988).
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Three paintings by Ilene Meyer published — the second one across two pages — in OMNI, vol. 10, no. 11 (August 1988).
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
This is the perfect translation of how to express Irish love, especially familial.
“Feckin’ gobshites, the lot of you!”
“Feckin’ gobshites, the lot of you!”
hey do you want to show appreciation to your loved ones in discord dms or other places that use markdown, but struggle with earnest vulnerability? boy howdy, look no further!
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
![2 panel comic titled “A Guide to Telling Your Friends How Much You Love Them” by Alex Plante
1. write a nice, vulnerable heartfelt message. struggle to hit "send" because society has dumb implied rules, and you are a COWARD.
[drawing] message that reads:
hey I just wanted to tell you that I am so glad we're friends! I'm a better person than I was before I met you, and knowing you has improved my life in every way. Thanks for always being there for me! Nothing makes me happier than dicking around and talking shit with you. I will always be there, fighting in your corner. Love you forever (or until I die) <3
2. strategically place spoiler tags. now it's funny, so you HAVE to send it, or go to jail for the crime of
"not committing to the bit" haha get cherished, losers!
[drawing] same message, but words have been redacted to make it read:
“hey just wanted to tell you that I’m a better person than you in every way. Thanks for Nothing dick shit. I will fight you forever until I die.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rd3qfi4wgintxoldjqkjtjty/bafkreie64unhvebb6d3rvxl2jpcvxp2tqnswanvt4abcsnigd2pkxc463u@jpeg)
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is the perfect translation of how to express Irish love, especially familial.
“Feckin’ gobshites, the lot of you!”
“Feckin’ gobshites, the lot of you!”
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"Name something good about your country"
69 Boob Fagg0t flag
69 Boob Fagg0t flag
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Name something good about your country"
69 Boob Fagg0t flag
69 Boob Fagg0t flag
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Grüße from Salzburg on this grey Krampusnacht morning. Here's some Krampus Bread (or Parklji) that I spotted in a bakery window yesterday 🔥...
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Grüße from Salzburg on this grey Krampusnacht morning. Here's some Krampus Bread (or Parklji) that I spotted in a bakery window yesterday 🔥...