Aoife “Fe” Baker
@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem.
Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
one of my favorite paintings! yay!
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
one of my favorite paintings! yay!
I don't think even I am fucked up enough to have written this particular storyline, but it'll probably inspire me to write something vicious later.
But my stuff all ends happily with a found family and silly jokes, so it's fine!
But my stuff all ends happily with a found family and silly jokes, so it's fine!
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I don't think even I am fucked up enough to have written this particular storyline, but it'll probably inspire me to write something vicious later.
But my stuff all ends happily with a found family and silly jokes, so it's fine!
But my stuff all ends happily with a found family and silly jokes, so it's fine!
Reposted by Aoife “Fe” Baker
Reposted by Aoife “Fe” Baker
Thank god I am a deeply mid poster. If I was one of these genuinely funny people my mentions would be a dumpster fire all the time.
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thank god I am a deeply mid poster. If I was one of these genuinely funny people my mentions would be a dumpster fire all the time.
Read a comic. Came back to the same 30+, then WHILE I was scrolling through notifications to make sure I caught anything another 13+ showed up.
I was not built for this.
I was not built for this.
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Read a comic. Came back to the same 30+, then WHILE I was scrolling through notifications to make sure I caught anything another 13+ showed up.
I was not built for this.
I was not built for this.
The political slogan meme generator also didn't make my bed and it ate my homework!
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The political slogan meme generator also didn't make my bed and it ate my homework!
it wasn't me! It was the political slogan meme generator, I was just a tool it used to express weird little phrases!
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
it wasn't me! It was the political slogan meme generator, I was just a tool it used to express weird little phrases!
20. I'm currently in the process of collecting all of Man Myth, Magic: the encyclopedia of the occult.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
20. I'm currently in the process of collecting all of Man Myth, Magic: the encyclopedia of the occult.
16. Obviously, I spent most of my summers in Europe.
17. And an atlas and a triptik... AAA would print you out a flip-through of your roadtrip route if you went in and asked.
18. Still do, and a magnifying glass for it.
Why is there no 19?
17. And an atlas and a triptik... AAA would print you out a flip-through of your roadtrip route if you went in and asked.
18. Still do, and a magnifying glass for it.
Why is there no 19?
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
16. Obviously, I spent most of my summers in Europe.
17. And an atlas and a triptik... AAA would print you out a flip-through of your roadtrip route if you went in and asked.
18. Still do, and a magnifying glass for it.
Why is there no 19?
17. And an atlas and a triptik... AAA would print you out a flip-through of your roadtrip route if you went in and asked.
18. Still do, and a magnifying glass for it.
Why is there no 19?
14. And the sound of my nana answering the phone from the other room, screaming back at the dial-up.
15. My aunt had her dog's name in the phone book so thieves wouldn't know she lived alone. Her dog was sent credit card offers in the mail.
15. My aunt had her dog's name in the phone book so thieves wouldn't know she lived alone. Her dog was sent credit card offers in the mail.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
14. And the sound of my nana answering the phone from the other room, screaming back at the dial-up.
15. My aunt had her dog's name in the phone book so thieves wouldn't know she lived alone. Her dog was sent credit card offers in the mail.
15. My aunt had her dog's name in the phone book so thieves wouldn't know she lived alone. Her dog was sent credit card offers in the mail.
11. Faxes were sent about me, I didn't send faxes.
12. Sure?
13. I liked to go to Blockbuster in Brooklyn and re-alphabetize the shelves when I was stressed. The employees pretended they didn't see me.
12. Sure?
13. I liked to go to Blockbuster in Brooklyn and re-alphabetize the shelves when I was stressed. The employees pretended they didn't see me.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
11. Faxes were sent about me, I didn't send faxes.
12. Sure?
13. I liked to go to Blockbuster in Brooklyn and re-alphabetize the shelves when I was stressed. The employees pretended they didn't see me.
12. Sure?
13. I liked to go to Blockbuster in Brooklyn and re-alphabetize the shelves when I was stressed. The employees pretended they didn't see me.
5. Track 11 of Destiny's Child "Jumpin' Jumpin'"
6. I had tiny fingers so I never needed a pencil.
7. Still do. I have the Mondo "Josie and the Pussycats" pink vinyl album.
8. How does that make me a rebel?
9. Rude.
10. Prayed I hadn't accidentally taped over it, more like.
6. I had tiny fingers so I never needed a pencil.
7. Still do. I have the Mondo "Josie and the Pussycats" pink vinyl album.
8. How does that make me a rebel?
9. Rude.
10. Prayed I hadn't accidentally taped over it, more like.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
5. Track 11 of Destiny's Child "Jumpin' Jumpin'"
6. I had tiny fingers so I never needed a pencil.
7. Still do. I have the Mondo "Josie and the Pussycats" pink vinyl album.
8. How does that make me a rebel?
9. Rude.
10. Prayed I hadn't accidentally taped over it, more like.
6. I had tiny fingers so I never needed a pencil.
7. Still do. I have the Mondo "Josie and the Pussycats" pink vinyl album.
8. How does that make me a rebel?
9. Rude.
10. Prayed I hadn't accidentally taped over it, more like.