Aoife “Fe” Baker
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Aoife “Fe” Baker
@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem.
Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
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November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
one of my favorite paintings! yay!
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I don't think even I am fucked up enough to have written this particular storyline, but it'll probably inspire me to write something vicious later.

But my stuff all ends happily with a found family and silly jokes, so it's fine!
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Ms. Rachel 2028
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Thank god I am a deeply mid poster. If I was one of these genuinely funny people my mentions would be a dumpster fire all the time.
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Read a comic. Came back to the same 30+, then WHILE I was scrolling through notifications to make sure I caught anything another 13+ showed up.
I was not built for this.
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The political slogan meme generator also didn't make my bed and it ate my homework!
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
it wasn't me! It was the political slogan meme generator, I was just a tool it used to express weird little phrases!
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
20. I'm currently in the process of collecting all of Man Myth, Magic: the encyclopedia of the occult.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
16. Obviously, I spent most of my summers in Europe.
17. And an atlas and a triptik... AAA would print you out a flip-through of your roadtrip route if you went in and asked.
18. Still do, and a magnifying glass for it.
Why is there no 19?
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
14. And the sound of my nana answering the phone from the other room, screaming back at the dial-up.
15. My aunt had her dog's name in the phone book so thieves wouldn't know she lived alone. Her dog was sent credit card offers in the mail.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
11. Faxes were sent about me, I didn't send faxes.
12. Sure?
13. I liked to go to Blockbuster in Brooklyn and re-alphabetize the shelves when I was stressed. The employees pretended they didn't see me.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
5. Track 11 of Destiny's Child "Jumpin' Jumpin'"
6. I had tiny fingers so I never needed a pencil.
7. Still do. I have the Mondo "Josie and the Pussycats" pink vinyl album.
8. How does that make me a rebel?
9. Rude.
10. Prayed I hadn't accidentally taped over it, more like.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM