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Devin Fletcher
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Noted oaf. Former civil rights attorney. Current elementary school teacher.
I’m reading Frankenstein again. One of my favorite details is that Victor assembles and reanimates the creature essentially in his dorm room.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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A zygote is the result of a sperm joining an egg.

‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’

A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.

The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”

‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m feelin’ down today so I photoshopped Benson Boone’s mustache onto Sydney Sweeney. It kind of helped. 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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"Your Holiness, you cannot say Die Hard. And you especially cannot say that watching it is your favorite way to celebrate our Savior's birth."
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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how stupid is it the “glass ceiling” probably just turned out to be “donors want dudes they can blackmail, not competent people who are good at their jobs”
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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help someone else get a win

i promise it’s not gonna take away from your wins
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@dropout.tv I think I found Eric Warheim in today’s Strands.
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Tony the Tiger’s started endorsing porridge.
September 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
*Gently playing acoustic guitar*

🎵Butthole shittin’ in the dead of niiiight🎵
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Attempting to rig elections on his behalf.

Turning the military on citizens.

Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.

Attacking political enemies and punishing those who speak out against his regime.

If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
August 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Man that took AWHILE
August 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Me deciding how good of a father I’m going to be today.
August 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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chilly = 🥶

chili = 🌶️

Chile = 🇨🇱

Chilli = 💃🏾🎤🚫🧽
July 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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AOC: "On this point of tax on tips, as one of the only people in this body who has lived off of tips, I want to tell you a little bit about the scam ... the cap on that is $25,000 while you're jacking up taxes on people who make less than $50,000 across the US ... while kicking them off the ACA."
July 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Have we considered the possibility that RFK, Jr. can speak in a normal voice but has just fully committed to doing the worst possible Tyler the Creator impression at all times?
July 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I invented the word donkwaggle just for JD Vance and want the history books to know it

Unless it already exists and then I want them to know that I THOUGHT I invented it myself JUST FOR JD VANCE
Donkwaggle is my new word of the day and I will cherish it forever
Some people say we shouldn’t try to impeach Trump because then Vance would be president & that’s worse, but I think they’re underestimating just what an enormously unlikable donkwaggle Vance is & how Trump only gets away with what he does because people are obsessed him for unfathomable reasons
April 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Trump take factory
April 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM