This reads like the script from a lost episode of Bluey. Well done!

"Your Holiness, you cannot say Die Hard. And you especially cannot say that watching it is your favorite way to celebrate our Savior's birth."

This is me and the second half of the second season of Secret Lives. I kinda know who is who and that’s about it.

Second-hand? Is someone else is watching it and then just describing it to you?

I feel so much less unnecessary guilt in my life. I also miss the certainty about so many things.

Yeah, I’d bet overall percentages are more like your friend group for sure. Truly not intending to be a naysayer. For example, one of my brothers was effectively driven out by a priests quorum advisor 20+ years ago.

5th of July.

I can’t decide if you were mad about this or pleased by it.

I had a great bishop in my youth. Just the kindest man. Nevertheless, I’ve been out of the church for several years. I may be an outlier on your data set so please feel free to discount me from your theory.

Haha I came here to make the same joke. Good on you!