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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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BRING BACK DEATH LEMONADE
Once the top U.S. fast-casual chain, Panera has dipped to number three, falling behind Chipotle and Panda Express.
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
BRING BACK DEATH LEMONADE
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“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”
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magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...
February 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...
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when the sign in the Taco Bell bathroom says “Employees must wash hands,” and you remember you’re a customer
July 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
when the sign in the Taco Bell bathroom says “Employees must wash hands,” and you remember you’re a customer
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
January 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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He’s thinking about building a baseball field you moron
June 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
He’s thinking about building a baseball field you moron
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I see His Holiness has been stewing on the White Sox losing in extra innings yesterday
June 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I see His Holiness has been stewing on the White Sox losing in extra innings yesterday
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Finding spiritual meaning in the White Sox and not becoming Anton LaVey is so crazy
I see His Holiness has been stewing on the White Sox losing in extra innings yesterday
June 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Finding spiritual meaning in the White Sox and not becoming Anton LaVey is so crazy
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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i think the absolute doofiest reiki crystal healer in sedona arizona would be more trustworthy running HHS than rfk jr. you could find somebody who thinks beaded curtains protect you from wifi poisoning who would be more responsible with america's health than rfk jr
May 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i think the absolute doofiest reiki crystal healer in sedona arizona would be more trustworthy running HHS than rfk jr. you could find somebody who thinks beaded curtains protect you from wifi poisoning who would be more responsible with america's health than rfk jr
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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voters just want to be taken seriously and treated like adults
April 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
voters just want to be taken seriously and treated like adults
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"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
April 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
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this was on at a restaurant I was at last night
April 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
this was on at a restaurant I was at last night