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Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan.
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
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Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
When my friend says he bought a PC game through the Epic store
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When my friend says he bought a PC game through the Epic store
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
Had a bunch of Seahawks fans on my Rams feed and it's so bizarre to me that they're such haters.
I've been a Rams fan so long that the Seahawks were my "AFC team," coz Brian Bozworth was so cool. Even after the realignment, I was happy for them when we were awful and they were beating the 9ers.
I've been a Rams fan so long that the Seahawks were my "AFC team," coz Brian Bozworth was so cool. Even after the realignment, I was happy for them when we were awful and they were beating the 9ers.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Had a bunch of Seahawks fans on my Rams feed and it's so bizarre to me that they're such haters.
I've been a Rams fan so long that the Seahawks were my "AFC team," coz Brian Bozworth was so cool. Even after the realignment, I was happy for them when we were awful and they were beating the 9ers.
I've been a Rams fan so long that the Seahawks were my "AFC team," coz Brian Bozworth was so cool. Even after the realignment, I was happy for them when we were awful and they were beating the 9ers.
Thursday Night Football doing a Cheers bit about the Patriots without licensing the song was an awful choice. Just really flat. Maybe it's just me.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Thursday Night Football doing a Cheers bit about the Patriots without licensing the song was an awful choice. Just really flat. Maybe it's just me.
Mostly I was just curious what one of these would look like for a perennial reply guy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Mostly I was just curious what one of these would look like for a perennial reply guy.
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some dev who might be my soulmate who gets equally as annoyed when someone quotes you with nothing added, just so they get the numbers and not you. that's crazy behavior dude. you weren't raised right
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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random reminder psa to whoever needs it that if you are on feminizing hrt and use nicotine you extremely should quit aside from the other reasons because of a substantial blood clot risk increase (particularly if you're on oral pills) and reduced feminization effectiveness. the stuff is real bad!!!!
July 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
random reminder psa to whoever needs it that if you are on feminizing hrt and use nicotine you extremely should quit aside from the other reasons because of a substantial blood clot risk increase (particularly if you're on oral pills) and reduced feminization effectiveness. the stuff is real bad!!!!
Hearing Brittany Snow as @mandy-matney.com start with the "I don't know who killed..." actually gave me goosebumps.
The Murdaugh show on Hulu has been a hell of a show.
The Murdaugh show on Hulu has been a hell of a show.
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hearing Brittany Snow as @mandy-matney.com start with the "I don't know who killed..." actually gave me goosebumps.
The Murdaugh show on Hulu has been a hell of a show.
The Murdaugh show on Hulu has been a hell of a show.
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spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite
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if you work for doordash, contact me on signal at marisakabas.04
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
if you work for doordash, contact me on signal at marisakabas.04
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Whether you read it as Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, GEB by Hofstadter, or the proof of the Geometric Langlands Conjecture, there is this self referential brainworm that will rewrite your understanding of reality from the inside out. Especially if you read all three of those things.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Whether you read it as Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, GEB by Hofstadter, or the proof of the Geometric Langlands Conjecture, there is this self referential brainworm that will rewrite your understanding of reality from the inside out. Especially if you read all three of those things.
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all the time people tell me they’re angry at trans people yelling at them on the internet.
these people, mostly cis but even some who are trans, tell me:
“this is why they hate you.”
if only any of those people stopped to consider the internet is one of the few spaces we have any power at all.
these people, mostly cis but even some who are trans, tell me:
“this is why they hate you.”
if only any of those people stopped to consider the internet is one of the few spaces we have any power at all.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
all the time people tell me they’re angry at trans people yelling at them on the internet.
these people, mostly cis but even some who are trans, tell me:
“this is why they hate you.”
if only any of those people stopped to consider the internet is one of the few spaces we have any power at all.
these people, mostly cis but even some who are trans, tell me:
“this is why they hate you.”
if only any of those people stopped to consider the internet is one of the few spaces we have any power at all.
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Someone else can do the math on the astronomical amount of interest you'd pay over that time, but if you bought a house with a 50yr mortgage on your 18th birthday, you'd be eligible for full social security retirement before you paid it off.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Someone else can do the math on the astronomical amount of interest you'd pay over that time, but if you bought a house with a 50yr mortgage on your 18th birthday, you'd be eligible for full social security retirement before you paid it off.
I was too lazy to do a better job in the character creator but I have to say that the Anti-Consumerist achievement in The Outer Worlds 2 is truly, incredibly annoying. Just a deeply obnoxious time.
But I laughed enough times at "Carl Marks" that it helped me through it.
But I laughed enough times at "Carl Marks" that it helped me through it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I was too lazy to do a better job in the character creator but I have to say that the Anti-Consumerist achievement in The Outer Worlds 2 is truly, incredibly annoying. Just a deeply obnoxious time.
But I laughed enough times at "Carl Marks" that it helped me through it.
But I laughed enough times at "Carl Marks" that it helped me through it.
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This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
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Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
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Convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at the minimum-security Texas facility the Trump administration transferred her to.
"The institution is run in an orderly fashion which makes for a safer more comfortable environment." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
"The institution is run in an orderly fashion which makes for a safer more comfortable environment." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at minimum-security Texas facility
Maxwell, a convicted sex offender connected to Jeffrey Epstein, was moved to a less restrictive federal prison this summer. Congress is investigating allegations of special treatment.
www.nbcnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at the minimum-security Texas facility the Trump administration transferred her to.
"The institution is run in an orderly fashion which makes for a safer more comfortable environment." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
"The institution is run in an orderly fashion which makes for a safer more comfortable environment." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
"Matthew Stafford in his 17th season - some guys just don't know when to retire!" - Tom Brady 😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Matthew Stafford in his 17th season - some guys just don't know when to retire!" - Tom Brady 😂
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It's not just you, everyone.
Is it just me or is Scott Hansen muted for everyone on RedZone?
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's not just you, everyone.
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Alright I hate to do this again but this should be the last time I need help this year. I'm struggling financially and I have some medical expenses coming up next month and right now I'm deep in the red, if you could help me out I'd be incredibly grateful
Payp iangabrielazevedo@gmail.com
Payp iangabrielazevedo@gmail.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Alright I hate to do this again but this should be the last time I need help this year. I'm struggling financially and I have some medical expenses coming up next month and right now I'm deep in the red, if you could help me out I'd be incredibly grateful
Payp iangabrielazevedo@gmail.com
Payp iangabrielazevedo@gmail.com
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