Petty Bait Machine
@planarpunk.com
Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan.
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
Hitting the unfollow button on Mina after realizing she's promoting evil for pocket change
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hitting the unfollow button on Mina after realizing she's promoting evil for pocket change
You thought you had to and y'know what?
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You thought you had to and y'know what?
For anyone else who has had "Wowee, Ricky Henderson!" stuck in their head for the last 35 years, I present to you the Nolan Ryan Panini commercial it came from.
(Shoutout to a now-deleted Reddit account I stumbled upon while searching.)
(Shoutout to a now-deleted Reddit account I stumbled upon while searching.)
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
For anyone else who has had "Wowee, Ricky Henderson!" stuck in their head for the last 35 years, I present to you the Nolan Ryan Panini commercial it came from.
(Shoutout to a now-deleted Reddit account I stumbled upon while searching.)
(Shoutout to a now-deleted Reddit account I stumbled upon while searching.)