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Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan.
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
I only recognized it must be a word because of the Augury spell from D&D which gives you an answer of "Weal or Woe" 😂
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I only recognized it must be a word because of the Augury spell from D&D which gives you an answer of "Weal or Woe" 😂
Of course you do. You fail at nearly everything you attempt.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Of course you do. You fail at nearly everything you attempt.
Damn, what a pathetic and weak failure your father was 😂
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Damn, what a pathetic and weak failure your father was 😂
Thinking we can replace capitulating losers is incredibly hopeful.
You should really decide if you're going to be arrogant or incredibly stupid, because choosing both is an awful look.
You should really decide if you're going to be arrogant or incredibly stupid, because choosing both is an awful look.
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Thinking we can replace capitulating losers is incredibly hopeful.
You should really decide if you're going to be arrogant or incredibly stupid, because choosing both is an awful look.
You should really decide if you're going to be arrogant or incredibly stupid, because choosing both is an awful look.
Edi Patterson is so singularly fearless and it elevates so many scenes she's in. She goes so far without a hint of self-consciousness.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Edi Patterson is so singularly fearless and it elevates so many scenes she's in. She goes so far without a hint of self-consciousness.
Genuinely some of the biggest losers in history. Little, little men.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Genuinely some of the biggest losers in history. Little, little men.
Big feelings! Did you have anything of substance to add?
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Big feelings! Did you have anything of substance to add?
He actively trains his stupid AI on lies because it keeps offending him with the truth. 😂 Elon Musk has the brain of a particularly slow child.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He actively trains his stupid AI on lies because it keeps offending him with the truth. 😂 Elon Musk has the brain of a particularly slow child.
This reads like an Onion op ed in the best way lol
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This reads like an Onion op ed in the best way lol
The obvious intended arc for Jar Jar was fairly great: the goofy character who's only there to sell toys is overly friendly and trusting, and those traits are used against him by space fascists to take over and begin their thousand year Force Reich.
Lucas was a coward to kowtow to public opinion.
Lucas was a coward to kowtow to public opinion.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The obvious intended arc for Jar Jar was fairly great: the goofy character who's only there to sell toys is overly friendly and trusting, and those traits are used against him by space fascists to take over and begin their thousand year Force Reich.
Lucas was a coward to kowtow to public opinion.
Lucas was a coward to kowtow to public opinion.
Clearly it was inspired by Follow You, Follow Me 😂
Genesis - Follow You Follow Me (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Genesis
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Clearly it was inspired by Follow You, Follow Me 😂
Definitely gonna get that Revenge Game Multiplier™️
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Definitely gonna get that Revenge Game Multiplier™️
Which are a recreation of the Buggers from Ender's Game, which are a recreation of Second Night of Summer which is a recreation of the Face of the Deep which is a recreation of The First Men in the Moon which
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Which are a recreation of the Buggers from Ender's Game, which are a recreation of Second Night of Summer which is a recreation of the Face of the Deep which is a recreation of The First Men in the Moon which
It's clearly a signal being broadcast signifying an RNA sequence. Carol's responses make perfect sense for the character even if they're not always the most rational decision - humans very rarely make the most rational decision, as you can see by observing humans at all for any length of time.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's clearly a signal being broadcast signifying an RNA sequence. Carol's responses make perfect sense for the character even if they're not always the most rational decision - humans very rarely make the most rational decision, as you can see by observing humans at all for any length of time.
This is deeply stupid and doesn't align with any definition that any actual adult uses.
You want people to hate and you picked a really common target because propagandists told you to. That's why you're whining about a two-year-old story and ignoring the plank in your own eye.
You want people to hate and you picked a really common target because propagandists told you to. That's why you're whining about a two-year-old story and ignoring the plank in your own eye.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is deeply stupid and doesn't align with any definition that any actual adult uses.
You want people to hate and you picked a really common target because propagandists told you to. That's why you're whining about a two-year-old story and ignoring the plank in your own eye.
You want people to hate and you picked a really common target because propagandists told you to. That's why you're whining about a two-year-old story and ignoring the plank in your own eye.
Congratulations on finding this story from 2023, the only story of state violence against women in the last two years. It truly proves that your bigotry against Muslims is rational and their actions are singularly bad. 👍
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Congratulations on finding this story from 2023, the only story of state violence against women in the last two years. It truly proves that your bigotry against Muslims is rational and their actions are singularly bad. 👍
My two favorite teams won -
#2 - the Rams
#1 - Whoever's playing the 49ers
#2 - the Rams
#1 - Whoever's playing the 49ers
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
My two favorite teams won -
#2 - the Rams
#1 - Whoever's playing the 49ers
#2 - the Rams
#1 - Whoever's playing the 49ers
Yuuuuuup!
I was watching some old Mr Show recently and got the ol Proud Boy Jumpscare from JJ 😭
I was watching some old Mr Show recently and got the ol Proud Boy Jumpscare from JJ 😭
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Yuuuuuup!
I was watching some old Mr Show recently and got the ol Proud Boy Jumpscare from JJ 😭
I was watching some old Mr Show recently and got the ol Proud Boy Jumpscare from JJ 😭
Who wouldn't want to enjoy the delicious flavor of the New Flesh?
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Who wouldn't want to enjoy the delicious flavor of the New Flesh?
What a stupid, evil little man.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What a stupid, evil little man.
That is some fine quarterbacking.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That is some fine quarterbacking.
It's definitely worth having played and it could very well be your cup of tea in a way it wasn't mine, so hopefully it's cheap soon, but it's definitely not worth rushing for. Maybe after two DLCs.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's definitely worth having played and it could very well be your cup of tea in a way it wasn't mine, so hopefully it's cheap soon, but it's definitely not worth rushing for. Maybe after two DLCs.