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Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan.

Everything should be much much gayer.

Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
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This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?

MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at the minimum-security Texas facility the Trump administration transferred her to.

"The institution is run in an orderly fashion which makes for a safer more comfortable environment." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at minimum-security Texas facility
Maxwell, a convicted sex offender connected to Jeffrey Epstein, was moved to a less restrictive federal prison this summer. Congress is investigating allegations of special treatment.
www.nbcnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Matthew Stafford in his 17th season - some guys just don't know when to retire!" - Tom Brady 😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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jonathan taylor today
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's not just you, everyone.
Is it just me or is Scott Hansen muted for everyone on RedZone?
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Alright I hate to do this again but this should be the last time I need help this year. I'm struggling financially and I have some medical expenses coming up next month and right now I'm deep in the red, if you could help me out I'd be incredibly grateful

Payp iangabrielazevedo@gmail.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
As an LA Rams fan, my least favorite sports people on Earth are former fans from St. Louis who cry about getting their team stolen by shitty ownership, because HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK Y'ALL GOT THEM BEFORE THEY CAME BACK TO THE RIGHT CITY?! 😂
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I am SO SICK of people missing the true meaning of Pluribus.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.

His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org

Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/p...

One of the best things about the Vince Gilligan run shows have been their sublime podcasts thanks to Kelley Dixon and latterly Chris McCaleb.

I am glad to report that the official #Pluribus podcast is no exception, truly a film school in your ears.
We Is Us
Podcast Episode · Pluribus: The Official Podcast · S1 E1 · 42m
podcasts.apple.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Now I’m just a simple country lawyer but it seems to me that if you use a predictive text generator to send people to prison you and everyone in your supervisory chain should get disbarred.
www.sacbee.com/news/local/a...
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Hey, hey, this premiered tonight on Apple TV. My husband and a whole lotta friends of mine spent the last few years making it. It’s very good. You should check it out.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Vince Gilligan and company have still got it.

Close everything else and watch Pluribus as soon as possible. It's a real treat.
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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"The Bible will not sit alongside Mein Kampf. The cross will not yield to the swastika. We must ask right now: Jesus or Hitler? We cannot have both."

Great piece. Please read and send this to your maga relatives who think they're still following Christianity.
The Church Better Start Taking Nazification Seriously - Christianity Today
Tucker Carlson hosted neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes on his podcast. The stakes are high for American Christians.
www.christianitytoday.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Scrubs Season 9 was better than at least two other seasons, and the reboot is going to be awesome.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I went to the jork store and they're running out of haha, well, let's justr say. You're peanits.
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Thursday! What a concept!
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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“OMG PRONOUNS! You and your favorite racist podcaster thought that you’d saved this country from the tyranny of an expanded, gender-blind pronoun set. Well, guess what? Zey’re back! Zey’re all back!”
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
I have terrible, terrible news for red America
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the 2025 elections.
www.sfgate.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Not even joking here, the term "gameplay loop" has done immense damage to creativity in video games, both AAA and indie.
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I was a long time listener to Mandy Matney's amazing Murdaugh Murders podcast and I'm very excited that it's been turned into a show on Hulu.

But I'm most excited because Patricia Arquette and J. Smith-Cameron get to share the screen and they're both absolute powerhouses. Their flowers are overdue.
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Sourced from a friend of a friend who apparently went to the same high school as Zohran Mamdani: he was in his high school's Judaic Cultural Society. In case some people were concerned that his outreach to the jewish community was just temporary pandering, he's been an ally for decades!
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM