billericay thiccie
pisscotheque.godforsaken.website
billericay thiccie
@pisscotheque.godforsaken.website
i am silly

essex, uk
Pinned
when i have money i’m going to start buying the expensive eggs with that yellow thing in the middle
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First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol

First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A thread of breathtaking riddles
See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
May 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
i can't do the pomodoro method i'm more of a doomsday clock method kind of guy
February 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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hey honey, don’t forget to buy the low sodium tortilla chips. mark is bringing his new girlfriend, a slug
June 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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the Little Drummer Boy:
pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
crowd: *restless*
the little drummer boy:
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum........
crowd: *booing, throwing trash*
me: LET HIM COOK!
December 21, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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joe cocker: you can leave your hat on

me, wearing the biggest easter bonnet louisiana oil money can buy: 🫡
November 19, 2024 at 6:05 AM
you can convince the british public to support any kind of prospective legislative change as long as you frame it in terms of "punishing the bastards". the average brit is a roiling cesspool of directionless spite begging to be channelled into literally anything
November 14, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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A production of Cats is coming to town. Might buy a ticket so I can say, "Go on, git," at the Cats. On the other hand, I might just leave the Cats be. We'll see how it goes.
October 30, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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I should talk about the eviction too. I don't want to, but we *have* to keep repeating this history, so people know, because what happened at Dale Farm *was* an act of ethnic cleansing carried out by British police on the mainland UK, and it's still happening to GRT people.

Let me get a beer first.
Today is the 13th Anniversary of the day the Travellers at Dale Farm, at one time the UK's largest static Travellers' site, walked peacefully off the land they owned (and still own) after a nearly year-long siege by bailiffs and cops ended in the most violent "eviction" I've ever experienced.
October 20, 2024 at 6:59 PM
October 13, 2024 at 10:43 AM
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New tiny video about the first Postman Pat game if you're into that sort of thing youtube.com/shorts/VQHRV...
Postman Pat’s First Game was Iconic
YouTube video by mothcub
youtube.com
August 30, 2024 at 8:54 PM
hacking the walls out of the side of peoples houses to preserve the banksys thereon
August 20, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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GUY WHO INVENTED THE OBOE: yeah it goes bup bup bup bup bup

CLASSICAL COMPOSER, WEEPING: at last…
August 1, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
October 30, 2023 at 1:00 AM
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Information: Let’s Know
July 29, 2024 at 2:34 PM
these leftists mocking aaron sorkin’s ingenious plan to have mitt romney lead the democratic party have clearly never seen the episode of transformers armada where starscream teams up with the autobots and learns a little something about friendship
July 21, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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still can't figure out how they did hamster dance. gotta be fake hamsters obviously, but they move just like the real ones
June 22, 2024 at 10:57 PM
so… is there a mama ganoosh…..
April 28, 2024 at 2:06 AM
i don't mind daylight savings time because it means i get to watch the slithy toves gyre and gimble for an hour longer during brillig
April 5, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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a version of "jolene" where she keeps singing "jolene" higher and higher and higher until you hear a pop
April 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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they say if you stick a banana far up enough into your nose, you can hear the ocean
March 28, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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YOUR LOVE: A cold and broken Hallelujah
MY LOVE: The spacious, comfortable and smooth-riding Hallelujah 6000
November 15, 2023 at 1:49 PM