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Dick Splinter, P.I.
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ThankS for liking my comic. Reminder that I'm in desperate need of literally ANY income, so if you know anyone who might pay me for a job, send em my way ASAP. storyboards, writing/story editing, animatic/video editing, audio editing, illustration, comics, ANYTHING bsky.app/profile/tyle...
just a reminder that I'm still looking for animation work!

I've got a wide range of experience, and I'd be delighted to help you or someone you know make a funny little cartoon.

(recruiters, please email for access to NDA work)
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.

Support the Fetterman Book Fund!

👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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FANTASY/SKELETON.GIF
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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instead of reading about something as deeply unpleasant as anything involving RFK’s personal life, consider the light refreshing beach read of SINISTER EXTREMITY: A Love Story, which is about cutting off your left hand in a single swift strike without anesthetic every single day
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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one of the ideas i had of a new system for dinners
December 26, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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PLAYTEST IS LIVE! Feed mama, find bugs and play Mama's Sleeping Angels RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Thanks and thanks again. I am speechless. The warmth and support of friends, strangers, and fellow artists have moved me. I say to my students not to get attached to their work, but it's what I did. I worked on Ergo Cosmos for a long time, and I was terrified by the release. 1/3
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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How would we describe this? It's basically AWESOME.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Big shoutouts to everyone who waited and said hi! I signed many copies of my own book, four copies of House of Leaves, and one picture of someone's pirated files of Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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environmental storytelling
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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I would never poison a mufo #vows #honor #oaths
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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GUY WHO LEARNED THE WORD "EGREGORE" FROM DESTINY 2: [Nodding] Blahaj is a fungus that lets you walk through certain death planes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).

I hate this.
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.

"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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grip your morning star
swing at the cop's swollen head
explodes like melon
April 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM