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Justin
@roboplato.bsky.social
Cohost/reviewer for SDGC. Loves movies and games. Always sides with Godzilla. My cat is Zeke. (He/Him)
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Chatting with Future Class inductees for my latest at @theguardian.com. They paint a pretty clear picture of the perils of performative allyship.

Thanks to all who spoke with me, and always, to Keza for the chance to do important work!
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Dog not included
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Stayed up way too late last night playing 1000xResist and can’t stop thinking about it today. Living up to everything I was told about it
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The biggest "dudes rock" in the history of "dudes rock."
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is all I’ve been thinking about when I look at my timeline the last couple days
Time to bring this back
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Played the first chapter of 1000xResist and I can already tell this one is going to get its hooks in me
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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robocop: CRIME... DOES NOT SLEEP. SO NEITHER... SHOULD I.

human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips?

robocop: YES.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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When I moved to this area I just did not appreciate the variety of products that would be available on the secondary market.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Logging onto Bluesky
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Work on Saturday is real weird
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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“Don’t go dark on me Bob…”❤️✊🏼
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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It’s about protecting trans people. Don’t turn it into a generic platitude and rob it of its meaning.
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Seeing Die My Love!
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Picked up Ball x Pit. Fun as hell
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Video game people: wow they really want us to pay 70 bucks for a game

Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM