Dragon Crab
@phastinemoon.bsky.social
I am a Butche Fatale, 200+ lbs, 5'1", alpaca farmer, and one of two twin sisters who each only tell the truth or lies.
And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.
And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.
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If wealth was steps, everyone you have ever met is on the first or second step. Your wealthy aunt, that unhoused person, you - the same two steps. King of England? About the 8th step. The likes of Bezos? Their step is at the International Space Station.
In sociology, a recurring methodological problem encountered by those trying to study the very rich is that their domains of existence are so far removed from the experiences of ordinary people that the researchers, before they even start, have to fundamentally reshape their social ontologies
When we talk about "taxing rich people" there's folks who think we're talking about Aunt Edna who has the second summer home. The astronomical levels of "rich" that now exist are almost unfathomable to people. It's the stuff of vast empirical dynasties. We're talking about taxing emperors.
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If wealth was steps, everyone you have ever met is on the first or second step. Your wealthy aunt, that unhoused person, you - the same two steps. King of England? About the 8th step. The likes of Bezos? Their step is at the International Space Station.
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The only good Tolkien company name
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The only good Tolkien company name
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
I feel like the criticism of calling anyone or anything “shallow” is really rich if it’s coming from someone who’s drowning by being face-down in a puddle.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I feel like the criticism of calling anyone or anything “shallow” is really rich if it’s coming from someone who’s drowning by being face-down in a puddle.
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
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November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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THAT LITTLE CAT FACE oh my godddddd what a hero
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
THAT LITTLE CAT FACE oh my godddddd what a hero
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It’s TIIIIIII-IIIMMMMMMEEEE
The Gävle Goat is up! 🎄🐐🔥
The Gävle Goat LIVE 2025 | Lofi Christmas mix
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November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It’s TIIIIIII-IIIMMMMMMEEEE
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Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Listening to the Hazbin Hotel season two soundtrack and Live to Live has a callback to the first season and VIVZIEPOP CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, I AM SOBBING!
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Listening to the Hazbin Hotel season two soundtrack and Live to Live has a callback to the first season and VIVZIEPOP CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, I AM SOBBING!
This needs to be stressed - if a landlord is doing a SERVICE (such as all the maintenance of the property, managing the utilities and taxes, etc) then paying them REASONABLY would be fair.
But that’s becoming increasingly rare as more apartments are owned by COMPANIES.
But that’s becoming increasingly rare as more apartments are owned by COMPANIES.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This needs to be stressed - if a landlord is doing a SERVICE (such as all the maintenance of the property, managing the utilities and taxes, etc) then paying them REASONABLY would be fair.
But that’s becoming increasingly rare as more apartments are owned by COMPANIES.
But that’s becoming increasingly rare as more apartments are owned by COMPANIES.
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A-FUCKING-MEN!
Relitigating the past isn’t helping us. If you didn’t vote for Kamala, or you did, we got this outcome. Now we have to do something about it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A-FUCKING-MEN!
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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if anyone hears of any World AIDS Day gatherings happening to honor everyone we've lost and to protest Trump's decision not to observe it, please let me know
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if anyone hears of any World AIDS Day gatherings happening to honor everyone we've lost and to protest Trump's decision not to observe it, please let me know
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
Can we appreciate that Nifty brought a knife to a gunfight and was still mostly kicking Valentino’s ass?
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Can we appreciate that Nifty brought a knife to a gunfight and was still mostly kicking Valentino’s ass?
It’s not even the “dressed as” but that she’s apparently going full method acting into character.
10/10
10/10
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s not even the “dressed as” but that she’s apparently going full method acting into character.
10/10
10/10
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you must continue to love the world even when it feels like too little of it loves you back. dogs and cats like you. animals outside can be befriended. some people are nice.
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
you must continue to love the world even when it feels like too little of it loves you back. dogs and cats like you. animals outside can be befriended. some people are nice.
Not me spending days trying to get Pallas Athena, Aphrodite Areia, An Morrígan, and Queen Freyja to pay attention to me, only to pull Temperance and realize it might be a sign from St Michael the Archangel
a close up of a man making a funny face while looking at another man .
ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face while looking at another man .
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November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Not me spending days trying to get Pallas Athena, Aphrodite Areia, An Morrígan, and Queen Freyja to pay attention to me, only to pull Temperance and realize it might be a sign from St Michael the Archangel
So uh…
What if instead of saying “omg, I’m so JEALOUS!❤️” we started saying “wow, I feel so honored to see this!”
What if instead of saying “omg, I’m so JEALOUS!❤️” we started saying “wow, I feel so honored to see this!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So uh…
What if instead of saying “omg, I’m so JEALOUS!❤️” we started saying “wow, I feel so honored to see this!”
What if instead of saying “omg, I’m so JEALOUS!❤️” we started saying “wow, I feel so honored to see this!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩
Reblogging, because this is absolutely the correct decision.
Anyone else, as it gets closer to winter, remember that line from the Clement Clark Moore poem “Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap” and think that sounds so cozy and good?
I’mma start wearing a nightcap.
I’mma start wearing a nightcap.
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Reblogging, because this is absolutely the correct decision.
Reblogging, because I damn near posted this AGAIN, and I had to stop and check “didn’t I already post this?”
It took me an embarrassing long time to realize the joke in the “I like your accent” vine is getting “Liberian” confused with “librarian”
In case I ever get too uppity about being smart.
In case I ever get too uppity about being smart.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Reblogging, because I damn near posted this AGAIN, and I had to stop and check “didn’t I already post this?”